[Anthony Harper]

I suppose that's the wretched thing. Apart from the studio (it's "live TV" apparently) needing fumigation, how would this encourage anyone to do anything? One report claimed they were doing it to rehabilitate drug users. Huh? A few minutes of that and I'd be requesting a general anaesthetic!

Whats next? Looking forward to the pope doing a Samba? NOT.

That video is worse than I expected. That display of foolishness has no place here at LBC. I do hope those people pull out the bible and read God's word and learn a lesson on how they should conduct themselves!

[MatthiasMorgan]

Good Heaven above! I had never heard of this "twerking for the ", dear Mr. Morgan. I attribute that to the fact that I had never even heard of twerking until I had read your comment! So, I had to look it up and I must say that I am positively appalled! The very idea of anybody shaking her rear-end is disgusting at the best of times, but to do it "for " is nothing other than complete and utter disrespect — blasphemy!

It would not surprise me if those nuns start doing that twerking nonsense. Gracious, good knows that others who deceptively call themselves Christians have tried it, as you shall see in the video clip below.

WARNING: Kindly remove children from the room and ladies, send your husbands outside before playing this suggestive, sultry, sinful, shameful, shimmering Satanism!

Sister, I assure you, when I said “twerking for the Lord,” I was not promoting it. I was issuing a dire warning about the spiritual depths to which modern “churches” might sink.

The fact that you had to look up what twerking is only proves your spiritual purity. I envy that. I remember the first time I saw it, accidentally, of course, when a misguided youth group tried to perform a “liturgical hip-hop expression” at our church’s Harvest Festival. I haven’t been right since.

And yes, if the Vatican keeps chasing trends like it’s running a youth marketing agency, we will probably see Sister Maria throwing it back to the beat of Ave Maria.

God help us all. We are trying to warn people, not encourage them. The devil works in rhythms now, apparently.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

What's the problem with it? You Baptists have plenty of musicians like that. Such as Jim Colerick and his wife Mary Sue, Donnie Davis, The Women at the Westboro Baptist Church...

[Johny Joe Hold]

What's the problem with it? You Baptists have plenty of musicians like that. Such as Jim Colerick and his wife Mary Sue, Donnie Davis, The Women at the Westboro Baptist Church...

Your discernment skills are a little lacking here, Father Rovagnati. The Westboro Baptist dancers were not performing sexy and provocative dance like those of the dancing nuns. What we saw of the nuns was the beginning of a longer dance program that probably included removing clothing. The Christian motives of the Westboro group are to convert sinners to Jesus. The nuns? Their dances were over the line and entered the world of sin.

[Isabella White]

What's the problem with it? You Baptists have plenty of musicians like that. Such as Jim Colerick and his wife Mary Sue, Donnie Davis, The Women at the Westboro Baptist Church...

Oh, there you go again, Mr. Rovagnati — throwing distractions, as inspired by the devil, himself! There is no sense in trying to confuse people with your tactics of attempting to detract from the fact that it is your very own Cathyolick "church" that is at fault. Stop blaming Baptists and fix your own mess! If you're so concerned about sorting things out, then why don't you just focus on the hundreds of years of ungodliness that has gone on within your organization? Take this, for example:

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

But, does that matter to you Cathyolicks? Oh, no — as you shall see here:



As for the dancing Baptists, well, what can I say? Some people are happy with the knowledge that they are going straight to Heaven because they have trusted in the shed of the as payment for their sins. And, dancing is also scriptural! (Not that you would know, since you — obviously — have never opened the blessed !)

Psalm 149:3 "Let them praise name in the dance: let them sing praises unto with the timbrel and harp."

[Isabella White]

Sister, I assure you, when I said “twerking for the Lord,” I was not promoting it. I was issuing a dire warning about the spiritual depths to which modern “churches” might sink.

The fact that you had to look up what twerking is only proves your spiritual purity. I envy that. I remember the first time I saw it, accidentally, of course, when a misguided youth group tried to perform a “liturgical hip-hop expression” at our church’s Harvest Festival. I haven’t been right since.

And yes, if the Vatican keeps chasing trends like it’s running a youth marketing agency, we will probably see Sister Maria throwing it back to the beat of Ave Maria.

God help us all. We are trying to warn people, not encourage them. The devil works in rhythms now, apparently.

Why, I do thank you very kindly for those encouraging words, dear Mr. Morgan. You might be interested in knowing that I have been saved by the of since the age of eight. My dear, departed Daddy was a Holiness preacher, and he brought me (and my sister, Agatha) up in the Ways of the Lord. Agatha and I have been steadfast and resolute in unwavering devotion to Almighty since those early days, so many years ago.

Now, then, this "liturgical hip-hop expression" — what exactly is that? Is it some form of gyrating jumping that they do in the Cathyolick church? I wonder if it is a new Cathyolick way of enticing younger people to the "churches", stealing their money and seeing souls go straight to — as they have done for centuries now. I looked up hip-hopping on the interwebs, and I found the following video clip. Is that what you mean, Dear?

May the bless you as you serve in all that you do today, dear Mr. Morgan!

[MatthiasMorgan]

Why, I do thank you very kindly for those encouraging words, dear Mr. Morgan. You might be interested in knowing that I have been saved by the of since the age of eight. My dear, departed Daddy was a Holiness preacher, and he brought me (and my sister, Agatha) up in the Ways of the Lord. Agatha and I have been steadfast and resolute in unwavering devotion to Almighty since those early days, so many years ago.

Now, then, this "liturgical hip-hop expression" — what exactly is that? Is it some form of gyrating jumping that they do in the Cathyolick church? I wonder if it is a new Cathyolick way of enticing younger people to the "churches", stealing their money and seeing souls go straight to — as they have done for centuries now. I looked up hip-hopping on the interwebs, and I found the following video clip. Is that what you mean, Dear?

May the bless you as you serve in all that you do today, dear Mr. Morgan!

Sister, I appreciate your concern. Truth be told, my parents were so strict growing up, we weren’t even allowed to own a TV. I had to close my eyes just walking past one in the Sears display window.

So if anyone's an expert on spotting sinful choreography from five paces away, it’s me. But I think we’ve both seen enough for one day. Let’s just pray and never speak of hip-hopping again.