Catholic Transubstantiation

[JennyD]

. . . as described by John Oldham.

In part,

Down goes the tiny Saviour at a bit,
to be digested, and at length beshit;
From altar to Close-stool, or Jakes preferred,
First Wafer, then a God, and then a Turd.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Catholic Transubstantiation

You know, it's common sense like that which makes it harder for the Papists to justify their cannibalistic rituals. Why would God want to make bread become Him and then Him become feces? It goes from exaltation to degradation in a matter of hours.

Then again, maybe that might explain why priests love to sodomize children. They're trying to get what's left of God back on them.