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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12912

    #1

    Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

    The Vatican is planning a new initiative to reach out to atheists and agnostics in an attempt to improve the church's relationship with non-believers. Pope Benedict XVI has ordered officials to create a new foundation where atheists will be encouraged to meet and debate with some of the Catholic Church's top theologians.


    The Pope is "reaching out" to atheists by proposing a series of debates between some yet-to-be-named wimpy atheist and some high ranking Catholic mucky-muck. My question is, how can you have a winner in a debate between false doctrines?

    I am working as we speak on convincing Rome that a third person MUST be included in the debate. That is our own Pastor Zeke. Only when the God given doctrine of Landover Baptist Chruch is included can there be a winner.

    I realize that there is nothing in this for the Pope. Pastor Zeke will blow away any Catholic scholar that Rome sends up. But, it is imparative the world know that the great debate of our times is not between Catholics and atheists, but between God's actual word and everything else.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

    I prefer the idea of the Vatican admitting they are pedophiles and hate God. Let's be honest, how many children did they rape? If the Vatican isn't homer infested, then what is?

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22379

      #3
      Re: Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      My question is, how can you have a winner in a debate between false doctrines?
      Well, the winner could get into extra hot fires in Hell I suppose.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #4
        Re: Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

        I am working as we speak on convincing Rome that a third person MUST be included in the debate. That is our own Pastor Zeke.
        Yes Pastor Zeke needs to take part, then have it televised we can all sit back with a nice bowl of Noodles and vote on which one of you people think is going to end up with the worst strippers and warmest beer in heaven.

        Of course those of us the know the truth about creation and accept the one true GOD, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, have no need to take part in such a debate, but we would have a damn good laugh watching it.
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

          I'll be happy to take on the Pope of Rome or any of his minions ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! I am on fire for Jesus, full of the Holy Spirit, and I've been trained by the best!

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2241

            #6
            Re: Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

            While having the Pope leer and drool over Pastor Zeke during the debate would be disturbing, it would certainly portray to the unSaved and unWashed Masses the extent of the homo depravities clogging the Vatican from top to bottom.
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I'll be happy to take on the Pope of Rome or any of his minions ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! I am on fire for Jesus, full of the Holy Spirit, and I've been trained by the best!
              Pastor Fred still serving time?
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Hey Vatican, Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

                Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                Pastor Fred still serving time?
                Unfortunately, yes. He rattles satan's cage, he get's tossed in the hoosegow. It's part and parcel of Preaching God's Holy Word. PDF's incarceration is living proof that we are right and everyone else is wrong.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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