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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
    I have a question for Fr. Tom...exactly how much is all the artwork in the Vatican worth?
    I have a question for "Fr." Tom...For what shall it profit a man in a dress, if he shall gain 50 billion lira's worth of fancy child porn, and lose his own soul for being a greedy idolator and extortioner?

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  • Deaner
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    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    50 billion lira...In our currency, $36,432,549.69.
    Har, har. That's rich; is that what you tell your starving congregation members? I bet Ratzi has that much in his bedroom. You guys spend ten times that amount just keeping sodomized altar boys quiet.

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  • Father Thomas Martin
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    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
    I have a question for Fr. Tom...exactly how much is all the artwork in the Vatican worth?
    50 billion lira...In our currency, $36,432,549.69.

    And no, we're not selling it, but it's nice that you have good taste in art.

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  • roserougesang
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    I have a question for Fr. Tom...exactly how much is all the artwork in the Vatican worth?

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by vindack View Post
    Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
    You don't think we've seen this tactic before?
    You come in, make an obscene post, and then claim we edited it in another to miscredit us.
    That's a real low blow, fool.

    But it won't work here, cause when a post has been edited, it will say so at the bottom of it.
    Let me show you.. take a good look under my signature.
    There, see it?

    Now stop lying and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour!
    Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-09-2007, 02:16 PM. Reason: demonstration of the editing system.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by vindack View Post
    Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
    Friend,

    I see the good Pastor Al put you on moderation for your blatant anti-Christian hate speech. Jesus is as real as the computer you read this on, I am sure of this like I am sure of my own faith. While you are welcome to post here you are not welcome to post anti-Christian atheist attacks on humble Christians.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by vindack View Post
    Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
    There is nothing fake about the Bible, you foul-mouthed excuse for a human. I am a Doctor of Theology. You are probably a junior in high school. Shut up until you learn some respect for your betters or you can play over at the Sesame Street forum with your peers.

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  • Sister Noddy
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    Originally posted by vindack View Post

    Editing my posts? Very smart move ... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
    You are new here, and apparently you haven't read THIS!

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  • vindack
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    Editing my posts? Very smart move... you fucking fake ass "theologians"

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Where in the Holy Bible does it say that God will bless animals?

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by vindack View Post
    Hello,

    Why don't you have some posts with like gay porn?

    This is bull
    Why, you filthy homer!
    Those faggish cathylick idols weren't enough for you, were they?

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  • vindack
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    Hello,

    Why don't you have some posts with like gay porn?

    This is bull

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    WARNING: FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS GAPING-BUTTHOLE PORN. NOT SUITABLE FOR FEMALES OR THOSE UNDER 21.

    You are right on target with these cathylicks and their bling-blings, Brother Jeb. They seem to be trying to attract the feeble minded with their cheap, tawdry, and trivial accoutrements (not to mention the spread of sodomy with their vast array of gay vestments). I have noticed this phenomenon with the increasing number of "wheels" seen on nigra and messican vehicles.
    I know I'm famous for my innocence and pure mind, but I couldn't see any gaping orifices in those pictures. Just some totally innocent pagan sun-worship symbols of Baal and Ishtar. Between the Catholic sun-worship and the Islamic moon-dogs, they've got a 24-hour rota of blasphemy going!

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    WARNING: FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS GAPING-BUTTHOLE PORN. NOT SUITABLE FOR FEMALES OR THOSE UNDER 21.

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    I have a question for the catholic:

    Why do you try to deny that your "church" is a cult of baby-buggering sodomites, when your bling-bling Cathedrals feature massive representations of bruised buttholes:
    .....
    The perverted minds of the Mary Worshippers never ceases to shock me.
    You are right on target with these cathylicks and their bling-blings, Brother Jeb. They seem to be trying to attract the feeble minded with their cheap, tawdry, and trivial accoutrements (not to mention the spread of sodomy with their vast array of gay vestments). I have noticed this phenomenon with the increasing number of "wheels" seen on nigra and messican vehicles.

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    Where is that reprobate cathylick papist ring kisser anyway? He has not been keeping his pledge to answer questions.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 09-28-2007, 09:08 AM. Reason: Added content warning

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Every Knee View Post
    Please forgive this wicked sinner. I'm so thankful there are moderators doing their job on this board and protecting the holy ones here from wicked speech. Sometimes I let my flesh get in the way of my feelings, and I truly apologize. Thank Jesus I have 489 forgivness cards left. Next time if I do slip, I'll make sure to blot out any satanic vowels with the judicious use of the astrisk (like f*ck you *ssh*l*) - just like the moderator did. Again, please forgive.
    Don't be a smart aleck. You need to SHOW Jesus how repentant and greatful you are with a robust Tithing program. Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and we'll set you right up. No excuses now. Don't try and rob Jesus.

    Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

    Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

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