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  • #16
    Re: Ask Fr. Tom

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    This is the thread where you ask me anything you like, and I will civilly answer it!

    So, ask away!
    This thread is such rip off of my thread for ask Japanese! what copy cat! you are need for get own idea okay American.

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    • #17
      Re: Ask Fr. Tom

      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
      This thread is such rip off of my thread for ask Japanese! what copy cat! you are need for get own idea okay American.
      Totto-chan, try to be a little understanding. His "church" has run out of things to copy from Greek, Roman, and Babylonian paganism, so he needs new sources.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • #18
        Re: Ask Fr. Tom

        How many little boys have you personally violated Father?
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        • #19
          Re: Ask Fr. Tom

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          How many little boys have you personally violated Father?
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • #20
            Re: Ask Fr. Tom

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

            How is it that many catholics today somehow try to equate biblical creationism with evolution and possibly think to be taken seriously? The idea of evolution goes against everything creationism is about, and yet many of you guys insist that one supports the other? Just what the hell is that?
            Right! When I used to be a liturgy-worshipping cathy-lick-style angli-can't, I tried the same thing, and it didn't work.

            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • #21
              Re: Ask Fr. Tom

              Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post

              ... Why don't you want to be saved? ...
              ... and hit the PayPal button again while you're at it, Father M?

              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • #22
                Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                I'm glad to hear that you were Saved from your previously sinning ways and are on the road to heaven, Ma'am Noddy.

                And this lecherous priest would do well to follow your advice and click the paypal button. I do hope he choose to save his soul, not to mention the many young boys he'll go on contaminating if he keeps on like he is!
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                • #23
                  Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                  How do you snap mackerels, and, why would a person even want to do such a silly thing?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                    Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post

                    I'm glad to hear that you were Saved from your previously sinning ways and are on the road to heaven, Ma'am Noddy.

                    And this lecherous priest would do well to follow your advice and click the paypal button. I do hope he choose to save his soul, not to mention the many young boys he'll go on contaminating if he keeps on like he is!
                    Thank you Miss Maisie, for your kind words!

                    To think of all those years in a false-church practicing satan's cere-sin-ials, and not even knowing it!

                    Then all of a sudden the devil got scared and ran for his life, leaving a GODLY HOLE in the head of an unsuspecting noddy, only to be promptly filled with the everlasting peace and light of the living JESUS!

                    Yes indeed, a HOLE in the head of the papist dog is just what the Lord Jesus commands as well.

                    Praise!
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • #25
                      Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                      I have a question for the catholic:

                      Why do you try to deny that your "church" is a cult of baby-buggering sodomites, when your bling-bling Cathedrals feature massive representations of bruised buttholes:



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                      • #26
                        Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                        Well *Jeb, it does look kind of like a virgin n*pple - maybe Mary's?


                        *Learn to spell people's names correctly, toilet mouth!
                        Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 09-27-2007, 03:37 AM. Reason: profanity removed

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                        • #27
                          Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                          I knew I should have chose the word BREAST instead

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                          • #28
                            Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                            Mr. Tom-Tom,

                            Should I use a candle to sodmise a young boy before I force myself on him or should I just go right to the ACT of the Apostle directly?

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                            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                              Originally posted by Every Knee View Post
                              I knew I should have chose the word BREAST instead
                              Young man, ladies grace these Godly forums. A little couth would behoove you.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                                Please forgive this wicked sinner. I'm so thankful there are moderators doing their job on this board and protecting the holy ones here from wicked speech. Sometimes I let my flesh get in the way of my feelings, and I truly apologize. Thank Jesus I have 489 forgivness cards left. Next time if I do slip, I'll make sure to blot out any satanic vowels with the judicious use of the astrisk (like f*ck you *ssh*l*) - just like the moderator did. Again, please forgive.

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