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  • #31
    Re: Ask Fr. Tom

    Originally posted by Every Knee View Post
    Please forgive this wicked sinner. I'm so thankful there are moderators doing their job on this board and protecting the holy ones here from wicked speech. Sometimes I let my flesh get in the way of my feelings, and I truly apologize. Thank Jesus I have 489 forgivness cards left. Next time if I do slip, I'll make sure to blot out any satanic vowels with the judicious use of the astrisk (like f*ck you *ssh*l*) - just like the moderator did. Again, please forgive.
    Don't be a smart aleck. You need to SHOW Jesus how repentant and greatful you are with a robust Tithing program. Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and we'll set you right up. No excuses now. Don't try and rob Jesus.

    Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

    Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #32
      Re: Ask Fr. Tom

      WARNING: FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS GAPING-BUTTHOLE PORN. NOT SUITABLE FOR FEMALES OR THOSE UNDER 21.

      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
      I have a question for the catholic:

      Why do you try to deny that your "church" is a cult of baby-buggering sodomites, when your bling-bling Cathedrals feature massive representations of bruised buttholes:
      .....
      The perverted minds of the Mary Worshippers never ceases to shock me.
      You are right on target with these cathylicks and their bling-blings, Brother Jeb. They seem to be trying to attract the feeble minded with their cheap, tawdry, and trivial accoutrements (not to mention the spread of sodomy with their vast array of gay vestments). I have noticed this phenomenon with the increasing number of "wheels" seen on nigra and messican vehicles.

      Click image for larger version Name: NegroWheels.jpg Views: 1 Size: 10.7 KB ID: 1902245Click image for larger version Name: monstrance2.jpg Views: 1 Size: 36.3 KB ID: 1902246

      Where is that reprobate cathylick papist ring kisser anyway? He has not been keeping his pledge to answer questions.
      Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 09-28-2007, 09:08 AM. Reason: Added content warning
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #33
        Re: Ask Fr. Tom

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        WARNING: FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS GAPING-BUTTHOLE PORN. NOT SUITABLE FOR FEMALES OR THOSE UNDER 21.

        You are right on target with these cathylicks and their bling-blings, Brother Jeb. They seem to be trying to attract the feeble minded with their cheap, tawdry, and trivial accoutrements (not to mention the spread of sodomy with their vast array of gay vestments). I have noticed this phenomenon with the increasing number of "wheels" seen on nigra and messican vehicles.
        I know I'm famous for my innocence and pure mind, but I couldn't see any gaping orifices in those pictures. Just some totally innocent pagan sun-worship symbols of Baal and Ishtar. Between the Catholic sun-worship and the Islamic moon-dogs, they've got a 24-hour rota of blasphemy going!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #34
          Re: Ask Fr. Tom

          Hello,

          Why don't you have some posts with like gay porn?

          This is bull

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          • #35
            Re: Ask Fr. Tom

            Originally posted by vindack View Post
            Hello,

            Why don't you have some posts with like gay porn?

            This is bull
            Why, you filthy homer!
            Those faggish cathylick idols weren't enough for you, were they?
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #36
              Re: Ask Fr. Tom

              Where in the Holy Bible does it say that God will bless animals?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #37
                Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                Editing my posts? Very smart move... you fucking fake ass "theologians"

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                • #38
                  Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                  Originally posted by vindack View Post

                  Editing my posts? Very smart move ... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
                  You are new here, and apparently you haven't read THIS!
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • #39
                    Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                    Originally posted by vindack View Post
                    Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
                    There is nothing fake about the Bible, you foul-mouthed excuse for a human. I am a Doctor of Theology. You are probably a junior in high school. Shut up until you learn some respect for your betters or you can play over at the Sesame Street forum with your peers.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #40
                      Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                      Originally posted by vindack View Post
                      Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
                      Friend,

                      I see the good Pastor Al put you on moderation for your blatant anti-Christian hate speech. Jesus is as real as the computer you read this on, I am sure of this like I am sure of my own faith. While you are welcome to post here you are not welcome to post anti-Christian atheist attacks on humble Christians.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                        Originally posted by vindack View Post
                        Editing my posts? Very smart move... you piffleing fake ass "theologians"
                        You don't think we've seen this tactic before?
                        You come in, make an obscene post, and then claim we edited it in another to miscredit us.
                        That's a real low blow, fool.

                        But it won't work here, cause when a post has been edited, it will say so at the bottom of it.
                        Let me show you.. take a good look under my signature.
                        There, see it?

                        Now stop lying and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour!
                        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-09-2007, 02:16 PM. Reason: demonstration of the editing system.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • #42
                          Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                          I have a question for Fr. Tom...exactly how much is all the artwork in the Vatican worth?
                          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                          • #43
                            Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                            I have a question for Fr. Tom...exactly how much is all the artwork in the Vatican worth?
                            50 billion lira...In our currency, $36,432,549.69.

                            And no, we're not selling it, but it's nice that you have good taste in art.
                            ACTS 5:29
                            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                            • #44
                              Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              50 billion lira...In our currency, $36,432,549.69.
                              Har, har. That's rich; is that what you tell your starving congregation members? I bet Ratzi has that much in his bedroom. You guys spend ten times that amount just keeping sodomized altar boys quiet.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Ask Fr. Tom

                                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                                I have a question for Fr. Tom...exactly how much is all the artwork in the Vatican worth?
                                I have a question for "Fr." Tom...For what shall it profit a man in a dress, if he shall gain 50 billion lira's worth of fancy child porn, and lose his own soul for being a greedy idolator and extortioner?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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