Flying Cathylick Witches

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Once led by the evil Vatican empire to bring Satan to the masses of America, the "Flying Nun" graced the television screens in the '60s and '70s to teach innocent young female Christians in our country to mount broomsticks and adopt witchcraft. Starring Sally Field as the "Flying Nun", she carefully concealed a broomstick in her "nun" costume to delight her audiences with feats of acrobatic maneuvers.

Don't be fooled by that headgear she is wearing – the prospect of those "wings" generating any aerodynamic lift is next to nil (look closely, they are not even shaped like an airfoil), and the "winglets" on the ends are as phony as a three dollar bill. It is all accomplished with the power of Satan and witchcraft.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Flying Cathylick Witches

Is this your solution?

[Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)]

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Alas I think some people on here would seriously advocate the reintroduction of trials for witchcraft.

We have nothing to fear (and arguably much to learn) from our pagan friends. Have a chat with some of them [satanic link removed] here! They aren't as scary as you think.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Is this your solution?
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I guess your solution would include the witch holding a pan of lasagna too?

[Jo Freddie]

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I guess your solution would include the witch holding a pan of lasagna too?

My plan would involve not setting fire, or persecuting in other ways, people who a different world view.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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My plan would involve not setting fire, or persecuting in other ways, people who a different world view.

I guess that this will mean nothing to you, unbeliever.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

or these perhaps?

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Lisa H]

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Alas I think some people on here would seriously advocate the reintroduction of trials for witchcraft.

We have nothing to fear (and arguably much to learn) from our pagan friends. Have a chat with some of them [satanic link removed] here! They aren't as scary as you think.

Christian_Rover your true intent on joining is to spread your Paganism.

I am glad I have never seen this Cathiestic witch show.

Galatians 5
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Flying Cathylick Witches

I guess that this will mean nothing to you, unbeliever.



or these perhaps?

You guess right my friend. As those parts of the KJV-CFT do not agree with my own reason and common sense, The Good Lord tells me not to believe them.

[margenal]

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My whole common sense is telling me to think by myself... ans so to not harm people who don't do anything wrong to anyone (or maybe to themselves, you look silly on a broomstick )

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Also, on that unGodly show, the local casino owner, Carlos Ramirez, was frequently shaken down for money to solve 'the problem of the week'.

To me, the inference is clear the nunnery was a front for a prostitution racket, and Ramirez was in cahoots with the 'Mother Superior' character who was the madam of the brothel. He apparently procured customers, and had to pay a cut to be in on the action.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Flying Cathylick Witches

Also, on that unGodly show, the local casino owner, Carlos Ramirez, was frequently shaken down for money to solve 'the problem of the week'.

To me, the inference is clear the nunnery was a front for a prostitution racket, and Ramirez was in cahoots with the 'Mother Superior' character who was the madam of the brothel. He apparently procured customers, and had to pay a cut to be in on the action.

Jokes on them, who would PAY to bed a nun?

You know the answer to the age old question ''How does a nun get lucky''?

Answer-''First she dresses up as an alter boy...''

[Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)]

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Sick and low humour from a professing "Christian".

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Sick and low humour from a professing "Christian".

Rebuke and feigned disgust from a flaming homersexual sinner.

[Seth Campbell]

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Jokes on them, who would PAY to bed a nun?

You know the answer to the age old question ''How does a nun get lucky''?

Answer-''First she dresses up as an alter boy...''

HAHAHA

Thank you Brother, I needed the laugh today.