Why are nuns so pug ugly?

[TC Patriot]

No wonder these lesbeans became nuns.

Cathylicker nuns claim to be married to Jesus but if our Lord and savior every did decide to get married he would marry a lovely looking women like our own Betty Bowers or Sister Sarah Palin.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why are nuns so pug ugly?

I really doubt that being a nun is any woman's first choice, even a catholic woman. I'm sure that nuns are so ugly because of their lack of a True Christian(TM) man in their lives.

[landoverlover]

Re: Why are nuns so pug ugly?

I really doubt that being a nun is any woman's first choice, even a catholic woman. I'm sure that nuns are so ugly because of their lack of a True Christian™ man in their lives.

You are right, it's a chicken-and-egg type deal. Are they nuns 'cause they got hit by the ugly stick, or did the nunnery make 'em ugly?

And this whole "Bride of Christ" thing is an abomination. Jesus was a chick magnet but He had the good sense to just say 'No'.

Unlike priests, the fugly nuns don't seem to be so much automatic lez-beans as simply desperate. If they can't have an earthly man, they can spend a life fantasizing about marrying and bumping ugly with the Best. Disgusting.

[Babatunde]

Re: Why are nuns so pug ugly?

A lot of them are actually witches. In my homeland of Nigeria, the witch is cast out of the community so she will typically go to the catholic priest, pretend to be catholic, give him some sex. In return he will provide her with bread and water and a bed in the local convent. Here they will pose as "nuns" just to keep these privileges, but research has actually shown that they will often cast spells and get up to all sorts of other demon-worshipping activity.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Why are nuns so pug ugly?

A lot of them are actually witches. In my homeland of Nigeria, the witch is cast out of the community so she will typically go to the catholic priest, pretend to be catholic, give him some sex. In return he will provide her with bread and water and a bed in the local convent. Here they will pose as "nuns" just to keep these privileges, but research has actually shown that they will often cast spells and get up to all sorts of other demon-worshipping activity.

Well she must have been a witch if she could get one of those homer-pedophile cathlick priests to sex her! What does she do? Morph into the form of a 10 yr old alterboy?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Why are nuns so pug ugly?


SCARED OF YOU!

Not only only are they pug ugly but they are violent!