Catlicks are Phony Christians; Use iPhones for Confession

[Johny Joe Hold]

You can't make up stuff as goofy as what those fishmongers do. The Padres got tired of sitting while people rambled on about their filthy sins.

So they said, "Heck, we don't really listen to all that stuff anyway. Why not just have them spill their guts on iPhone. That way it will disappear down a dark hole and we'll never have to listen to people's garbage."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/susie-bright/susie-makes-first-confess_b_823712.html

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Catlicks are Phony Christians; Use iPhones for Confession

You can't make up stuff as goofy as what those fishmongers do. The Padres got tired of sitting while people rambled on about their filthy sins.

So they said, "Heck, we don't really listen to all that stuff anyway. Why not just have them spill their guts on iPhone. That way it will disappear down a dark hole and we'll never have to listen to people's garbage."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/susie-..._b_823712.html

Well I guess there's nothing worse than having to listen to little Billy's mom ramble on about having lustful thoughts about the milkman, while little Billy is sitting unmolested in the pews.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Catlicks are Phony Christians; Use iPhones for Confession

It won't be long before they make their mass available for live online 3g streaming via broadband iPhone. Why go to church when it can come to you? Next, there will be an app on Facebook where you can eat virtual wafers for communion.

Doesn't matter anyways though. Those papists will be logging into Hell 2.0 soon enough.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Catlicks are Phony Christians; Use iPhones for Confession

Sometimes I think that the cathylicks are cleverer than the joos at making money, or maybe faster than Ben Bernanke is at printing it. Starting with selling indulgences to ensure entry into heaven, they moved on to scapulars, rosary beads, statues, and branched out into dashboard saints and arcane charts known as the "rhythm method" (that they couldn't get the nigras interested in). So far as I know they never have charged for the magic wafers, but I could be mistaken (it might be like a dope peddler giving your first "sample" for free to get you hooked).

At $1.99 a pop this app looks to be a hit with the papists – saving time and gas money for their congregation, to say nothing about the labor overhead. No doubt there is an increasing shortage of priests from incarceration and their pedophilia problems.

Praise Jesus you can still come to the Landover Baptist Forums and receive the Word of God through the Holy Spirit at the minimal cost of a broadband connection.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Catlicks are Phony Christians; Use iPhones for Confession

I guess that with all of the lawsuits and bankruptcies, the Roman institution can no longer afford to install confessionals (telephone booths to call Satan).