[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

It wasn't me! I remember telling someone in some thread something about watching teletubbies, and BT mentioned that he thought I was more a 'Boohbah' person as something in there reminded him of me.
Thus, I felt compelled to look it up and I hope he didn't mean what I think he did.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

BT mentioned that he thought I was more a 'Boohbah' person as something in there reminded him of me.

Oh, well now we have the conversation in context, it makes perfect sense. Yes, Brother Temperance is quite perceptive, wouldn't you agree?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Oh, well now we have the conversation in context, it makes perfect sense. Yes, Brother Temperance is quite perceptive, wouldn't you agree?

Dammit, I walked right into that one.

One must question why good Brother Temperance was watching Boohbah to begin with? Godly research, was it?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right, if the abuser truly repents and my wife chooses to ignore God then the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.

Your harlot of a wife should be ashamed of herself, having seduced some poor man into "raping" her.
Disgusting!

Next time, try keeping your property under control, you filthy cathylick!
Oh, and enjoy your banning, your place in hell has been secured.
PRAISE JESUS!

Remember us as you burn eternally!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Your harlot of a wife should be ashamed of herself, having seduced some poor man into "raping" her.

That's low. Even for you.

[Brother Temperance]

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That's low. Even for you.

You're back! Have you decided to repent, or will Jesus have to toss you and your 8-year-old wife into hellfire together with every Muslim who's ever lived?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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You're back! Have you decided to repent, or will Jesus have to toss you and your 8-year-old wife into hellfire together with every Muslim who's ever lived?

My wife isn't 8.

And I repent every day. Maybe you should do the same. Jesus will forgive you, no matter how far you think you are from him.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

My wife isn't 8.

When will she turn 8?

And I repent every day.

You have a lot of things of which to repent. Now, for True Christians™, it's a little different:

1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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When will she turn 8?

She won't. She's in her mid 20's.

You have a lot of things of which to repent. Now, for True Christians™, it's a little different:

1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

So, are you saying that Christians never ever sin?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So, are you saying that Christians never ever sin?

Well, I see that the degenerate mary-worshiper is back.

What the good Brother was referring to above was the fact that we True Christians™ are Saved by the Blood of Jesus and are thus guaranteed a place in Heaven.

You cultists on the other hand are a steaming pile of unsaved scum, so I don't blame you for trying to weasel your way out of the trouble you're in with God. But there is only one way, and that is through the Blood of Jesus.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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What the good Brother was referring to above was the fact that we True Christians™ are Saved by the Blood of Jesus and are thus guaranteed a place in Heaven.

You cultists on the other hand are a steaming pile of unsaved scum, so I don't blame you for trying to weasel your way out of the trouble you're in with God. But there is only one way, and that is through the Blood of Jesus.

So, only True Christians(tm) are saved, and to become one you need to tithe heavily to Landover.

I always thought that was a funny dig at fundies.

So, has anyone EVER donated to Landover via the paypal button? Even once?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So, only True Christians(tm) are saved, and to become one you need to tithe heavily to Landover.

I always thought that was a funny dig at fundies.

So, has anyone EVER donated to Landover via the paypal button? Even once?

Yes. The bandwidth isn't free, and since we were attacked several times, we had to switch to a dedicated server which isn't free either. So people who waste our bandwidth are tolerated for awhile, but eventually we get tired of carrying them.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Yes. The bandwidth isn't free, and since we were attacked several times, we had to switch to a dedicated server which isn't free either. So people who waste our bandwidth are tolerated for awhile, but eventually we get tired of carrying them.

So if I donated $5 would I be exempt from banning and could I post all I like?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Absolutely not. Even those who donate hundreds or even thousands of dollars (Glendora, Marshall, Prune Danish among others) have no recourse from the GODLY GONG.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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So if I donated $5 would I be exempt from banning and could I post all I like?

Well, wonders will never cease - I never expected to see True Christian™ wisdom hidden within any sentence of yours. The posting "all I like" being the lifetime of terrible sins committed by your wife's abuser, the $5 being his deathbed conversion; the exemption from banning being his narrow escape from the bowels of hell. His place within the Heavenly Choir guaranteed for all eternity ... who knows, he might even be placed next to you, should you repent of your catholicism; his presence a reminder of your Earthly married life, should your wife continue to ignore God.

God's Ways are mysterious indeed.