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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #16
    Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Well, I was looking at the roly-poly, white puffy dumplings that are boiling in the chicken stock, bouncing off one another like pigs in a sack and and your buns naturally came to mind. Nothing personal. Pear-shaped people are just like everyone else, dear.
    Sweet merciful crawdads, Pastor, I'm beginning to worry about you. You can't seem to keep your mind off the strangest things.

    *Do we really need to think about buns now? I as much as you are curious to see how fish can defend the crimes of the church he belongs to:

    Originally posted by me
    Just curious, fork boy, how can you defend such heinous crimes? Saying 'everybody makes mistakes' is not an excuse. If it were, a murderer's lawyer could say 'everybody makes mistakes' and that would hold up in court.
    But does it? Nope!
    So then tell me, how can you defend those crimes?
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #17
      Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

      No one can defend the crimes of the AntiChrist. I am tuning fish out by the minute.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #18
        Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

        True, nothing can defend the crimes of the church. But it's interesting to see him make an attempt.

        As much as you guys are MEANIES, dear Pastor, I can't agree that your reasons for acting as you do are, in fact, biblical (no excuse but you ARE brainwashed meanies). He doesn't even have that as an excuse, as I'm not sure what bible he's reading, but I've never seen that one before!
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        • Fish
          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Oct 2006
          • 318

          #19
          Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

          To hold past abuses of the people in charge of the Church against the Church is like holding the abuses of Americans at Abu Graib against all Americans... Or like saying all Germans are Jew killing Nazis. Or saying all Irish are terrorists. etc etc etc.

          Those who abused their power in the past are accountible to God. Lets not forget that.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #20
            Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            To hold past abuses of the people in charge of the Church against the Church is like holding the abuses of Americans at Abu Graib against all Americans... Or like saying all Germans are Jew killing Nazis. Or saying all Irish are terrorists. etc etc etc.

            Those who abused their power in the past are accountible to God. Lets not forget that.
            Bwahahahaha!!!!!!
            I was expecting something pathetic but fork boy's really outdone himself this time!

            Are you trying to become the posterboy for 'international dunce week'?

            You think the crimes of the church are in the PAST??
            Open your eyes, fork boy. As long as abrahamic religions exist they will do harm!
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            • Fish
              Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
              On the point of being banned for lying and libel
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Oct 2006
              • 318

              #21
              Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              You think the crimes of the church are in the PAST??
              Open your eyes, fork boy. As long as abrahamic religions exist they will do harm!
              The Bible teaches us to love our enemies and pray for those who persecute us. How is this teaching supposed to lead to crime?

              PS: Islam is *NOT* an Abrahamic religion regardless of what they or their book says.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #22
                Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                Mark 16:16
                He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


                Fishboy; what you mary-worshippers mean by "love" and what Jesus meant are quite distant from each other. Jesus wanted us to offer His gift of everlasting Salvation to our friends, neighbors and anyone who'll listen. If they reject His generous offer, then Jesus had a few loving words for that lot:

                Luke 19:27
                But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


                Stop spewing your lies and hatred for God, and accept Christ as your personal Saviour today. If you Tithe well, some of the pastors here could help you escape from the nightmare cult you're caught up with.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #23
                  Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                  Originally posted by Fish View Post
                  The Bible teaches us to love our enemies and pray for those who persecute us. How is this teaching supposed to lead to crime?
                  Oh for crying out loud. Have you read the BIBLE (and yes, the BIBLE not the fluffy bunny lovey dovey snuggly wuggly coloring book of magickal fairies and elves that you are CLEARLY looking at)???
                  If you really knew the bible, you wouldn't even be ASKING these questions, fork boy.

                  This is a big country, I can only hope that you're far, far, far away from me.

                  PS: Islam is *NOT* an Abrahamic religion regardless of what they or their book says.
                  It clearly is, fishface.
                  And what a hypocrite you are. 'Regardless of what they or their book says?' so their words don't mean a thing and yet you expect people to take YOU and YOUR words as serious as if you yourself were a deity? (Not that I like Islam either....I think they're probably the worst of a bad lot)
                  Disgusting.

                  PS. Do you fancy yourself a missionary, the way you keep trying to make converts? You'd better hope never to meet Lilith's cat or my rottweilers Daisy and Raptor.....they've been well trained what to do 'in case of missionary'.
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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #24
                    Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                    Mr. Fish:
                    Is your forehead so sloped and oily that any common sense zooms right past you? Does it act like a Zonda in it's areodynamic perfection? Because , you see, the point is not only do the priests rape children in far greater numbers than anyone else, I'll put this in color and make it big, just for you, our "special" member.

                    Mr. Ratsinger personally oversaw the program the relocated priests so they could rape again. He is responsible for thousands of rapes. He oversees and organization that shelters child rapists from authorities. he refuses to cooperate with police to protect child rapists.

                    How, can you condone this?
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      To hold past abuses of the people in charge of the Church against the Church is like holding the abuses of Americans at Abu Graib against all Americans... Or like saying all Germans are Jew killing Nazis. Or saying all Irish are terrorists. etc etc etc.
                      Of course it's not true that all Irish are terrorists, that'd be a ridiculous, offensive, racist stereotype.

                      However, it is the case that pretty much all Irish Catholics are terrorists. Don't blame me, blame them.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #26
                        Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Oh for crying out loud. Have you read the BIBLE (and yes, the BIBLE not the fluffy bunny lovey dovey snuggly wuggly coloring book of magickal fairies and elves that you are CLEARLY looking at)???
                        If you really knew the bible, you wouldn't even be ASKING these questions, fork boy.
                        Fishknives, even your fellow hellbound trash are rebuking you for not knowing the Bible. Surely even you can get a clue from that, can you not?
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Fish
                          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 318

                          #27
                          Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          Mr. Ratsinger personally oversaw the program the relocated priests so they could rape again.
                          So they could rape again??? Do you really think this is what he was doing?

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #28
                            Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                            Originally posted by Fish View Post
                            So they could rape again??? Do you really think this is what he was doing?
                            Of course! They were hidden away for a few months and sent somewhere else to spread the cult of homerism. Everyone knows it.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Fish
                              Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                              On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 318

                              #29
                              Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Of course! They were hidden away for a few months and sent somewhere else to spread the cult of homerism. Everyone knows it.
                              Or maybe they were trying to counsil these poor souls and win them over to Christ. Jesus doesn't turn away any sinner who seeks him. And to take care of matters within the Church without resorting to secular laws is completely Biblical.

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #30
                                Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                Or maybe they were trying to counsil these poor souls and win them over to Christ. Jesus doesn't turn away any sinner who seeks him. And to take care of matters within the Church without resorting to secular laws is completely Biblical.
                                So.....you consider sneaking paedophile priests out of their diocese and secreting them in the bowels of the Vatican until the heat is off 'counseling poor souls'?

                                You are disgusting! I am awarding you another 500 infraction points and warning you that you are about to be banned!
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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