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  • #46
    Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    I'm....uhhh....speechless
    I knew that one day JESUS would cast the demons out of your colon and you would start making sense. You have just recognized that the Catlick Church is SATAN and is headed by the AntiChrist, Pope Ratsniffer.

    Soon you will be at one with JESUS and will understand that we must take the world back before the DEMONCRATS destroy it!

    SHOUT GLORY! When can you start tithing?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #47
      Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      I knew that one day JESUS would cast the demons out of your colon and you would start making sense. You hve just recognized that the Catlick Church is SATAN and is headed by the AntiChrist, Pope Ratsniffer.

      Soon you will be at one with JESUS and will understand that we must take the world back before the DEMONCRATS destroy it!

      SHOUT GLORY! When can you start tithing?
      I assume being broke might be a bit of a problem in that regards...? And my being a heathen and all...?
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      • #48
        Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        I assume being broke might be a bit of a problem in that regards...?
        It makes JESUS cry to have a brand new Christian begin backsliding after only three minutes. You have a job don't you? Stop wasting your paycheck on frivolities! You have a daughter don't you? Sell her. Jesus can't wait for your inheritance money, MISSY!!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #49
          Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          It makes JESUS cry to have a brand new Christian begin backsliding after only three minutes. You have a job don't you? Stop wasting your paycheck on frivolities!
          Umm.....'pay this or we will disconnect your electrical services' isn't really a frivolity, is it, Pastor? Or paying rent otherwise get evicted? Last I checked those were pretty important things...

          You have a daughter don't you? Sell her. Jesus can't wait for your inheritance money, MISSY!!
          Pastor Al!!! Selling of family is not an option! Would Jesus be happy if I clicked on some ads instead?
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          • #50
            Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Pastor Al!!! Selling of family is not an option!
            It is in the Bible! Do not sin against GOD by denying JESUS His due!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #51
              Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

              Wow, a thread that gets Rachael saved and Fish banned. Praise Jesus!!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #52
                Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                My wife was sadistically sexually abused for years as a child.

                I would much rather see the man who abused her come to Christ and repent than to see him rot in prison.
                We would all like to see the man who abused your 12-year old wife come to Christ and repent. Unfortunately, you're still a Godless Catholic, and now you're banned as well.

                P.S. Doesn't the Bible say to kill homers?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #53
                  Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing
                  Umm....like I said before...what about my heathen-ness?
                  I'm a little confused, I confess.
                  Yes, you are a heathen, but you seem to be accepting of the GODLY advice that we TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM) give sinners like that homer FISH who hopes that his wife's abuser goes to Heaven while relegating his raped and abused wife to hell. That means that JESUS is opening your eyes to the true nature of Christianity, and you will slowly become accustomed to accepting whatever we tell you......relax.......relax......look at this pretty bauble.

                  redirection
                  http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/mot_mib/index.html
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #54
                    Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                    That has nothing on the Boobah interactive site, Pastor Al.
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                    • #55
                      Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      That has nothing on the Boobah interactive site, Pastor Al.
                      I'm up for any new tool we can use for the glory of GOD. What's the address?
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #56
                        Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        I'm up for any new tool we can use for the glory of GOD. What's the address?
                        Here:
                        http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html


                        *Though how you could use that, I'm not entirely sure....the same mesmerizing weird effect though.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • #57
                          Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Here:
                          http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html
                          OMG! That's QUEER! No wonder you are all fu...... like you are.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • #58
                            Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            OMG! That's QUEER! No wonder you are all fu...... like you are.
                            Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.
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                            • #59
                              Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.
                              PLEASE do not try to blame the homerish teletubby site on GODLY Brother Temperance. He is a fine and upstanding citizen of England and will be standing for a seat in the House of Commons during the next election.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • #60
                                Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!!

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.
                                Bah! What did you think Lilith (or Zing Zing Lilithbah, to give her her full name) was?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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