[Regens Kuechl]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

Good idea, Sister Daisy! I'll bring mine with me; I can't wait to be the Bride of Christ, though for now, my own husband is a good, kind, and godly Pastor and a very good husband!

Oh can I join and marry our Lord too then? As you know I am a really true Christian and when I think of the time Jesus were a delicate little boy teaching the rabbis in the temple I must say I would have married him right there on the spot!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

Oh can I join and marry our Lord too then? As you know I am a really true Christian and when I think of the time Jesus were a delicate little boy teaching the rabbis in the temple I must say I would have married him right there on the spot!

I hate to disappoint you, but He's no longer a little boy.
Secondly, has it occurred to you He may not want to marry a ring-kissing papist?
Thirdly, you're off to Hell with Alibaba, anyway.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

I think it is beautiful that our True Christian™ ladies are planning ahead to be brides of Christ.

A line in the sand have been drawn for homers, however. Don't even think about being a bride of Jesus. He hates you.

Don't try your trick of going in drag either.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

It might as well get some use, huh?

Stop being rude to our darling Sister Daisy! She's a good, respectable, lovely woman, and sets a good example to athiest scum like you!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

I never wear knickers anyway. Definitely a nice bra though, which will show me off to best advantage.

Wait what! Hold it! You aren't going to Heaven as a slut. "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8 God wants you to cover those lumps of fat, not whore them out! Goodness!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

Oh can I join and marry our Lord too then? As you know I am a really true Christian and when I think of the time Jesus were a delicate little boy teaching the rabbis in the temple I must say I would have married him right there on the spot!

Stop being rude and mocking me! The words unsaved under your name indicates you are not a true Christian and your pedophile ways are disgusting. Be gone from me, Satan! Matthew 4:10

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

Yes. Harsha Shah here. I am still a young woman but I am aware of my mortality. If my religion is right I will be re-born with no need for clothes, eh? Yes. No need. Maybe I shall be a baby naked and defenseless. But I have not been very good so maybe I'll be a cicada singing for an evening and then dying off for the next life. Maybe that is all we ever are. Yes. Beautiful but sad. And it is sad that I really do not believe that any more. Yes. I am thinking that as I pass the clothes will pass too.

Now I see you've been assessed as having slurping tendencies and obviously I'm not about to contradict the Pastors but have you considered, in your bizarre fetish, what happens next (after you've been promoted back up from cicada)?

Using the concept of śūnya to describe estimates of future lives and the worlds where they may be enacted leads to an unfortunate calculation: one day the sun will explode
WHOOOMPH! and the earth will fry like a chickpea in ghee, all the water will boil off, then when the remnant of your sun finally smoulders to death there will be neither heat nor light nor anything to eat so not much of a future really is it.

Remember, your mathematics also proclaims that all the stars will similarly expire and any other worlds where your demonolatry might get practised therefore share an ultimate calamity with the earth; some have already done so, they would say, the rest will do so in the future even if they've not yet come into existence.

Why follow a creed which by its own standard necessarily leads to oblivion?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

Using this for inspiration, all the Etheldreda boys will have denim jackets that reflect our Love for our Savior before the Rapture, whenever that is. I'm working overtime to make sure none of them are Raptured without it!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Packing for Heaven: Here are the Clothes You Will Need.

White starched shirt, buttoned to the top. Dark trousers. Wing tips. My wallet with a my T.C. ID card. I doubt I'll be need my AMEX Centurion card.

And of course, my personal copy of the KJV.