[TheLittleBoy]

Re: The official deity bodycount

Funny how the christian god killed millions of people in the bible, but Satan only killed nearly 10 people, when dared by god. ( Job's family )

[Mary Etheldreda]

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What about Pol Pot, the communistic ruler of Cambodia or Kampuchia?
He killed it must be in the several millions.

This is The official deity bodycount thread, dear.

[arthur frayn]

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What about Pol Pot, the communistic ruler of Cambodia or Kampuchia?
He killed it must be in the several millions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Praise Jesus, Mr. Thurmond!

I, for one, will be encouraging certain members of my congregation to join God's American Army so they may give their lives in His service, bringing the Word across the World!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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But surely, fellow christains

You may consider yourself a "christain", but we, sir, are Christians. True Christians(tm).

[Nobar King]

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Just wait until we bomb Iran!! Venezuela is next!! Free the oil fields!

[Winston_Smith]

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But surely, fellow christains, this means that we are losing the war. only a quarter of a billion people killed in our lords name in history and yet more heathens than that live today. Shouldwe not step up the crusade in the name of the lord and take the fight to the heathens

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So why exactly is it that you're against Catholics?

Because they are satanists. Take a look at THIS.

Now maybe you can tell us why exactly you hate Jesus?

[Black Dragon]

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Only those who love the peace of Jesus deserve to live.

So why exactly is it that you're against Catholics?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Lo siento, sir, pero no entiendo inglés. No puedo entender las implicaciones de estas figuras numéricas que has presentado aquí. ¿Aparece ser una piña atada a una parte muy inconveniente de tu anatomía, no?

I have no idea how I missed this!

I don't care if you don't speak English, you tart; I'll be happy to explain the amount you owe in any language you like, and SHOVE A GODDAMN PINEAPPLE UP YOUR OWN ASS!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Oooh how much do i owe?

Depends. You've already blasphemed the Holy Spirit, right? That's the one unforgivable sin, so if you've done it there's no salvation for you.

How much do the unsavable unsaved owe us? Once Biblical Law is returned to America, we will be providing faith-based services to heathens, services that will be paid for by user fees. How much will those fees be? Well, that depends if they stand still, or insist on being a moving target. Bullets are getting expensive these days, and for obvious reasons we will need payment in advance.

[cavinaugh17 (On Moderation)]

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Oooh how much do i owe?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Unfortunatly Hitler was an occultic satanist so we may not be able to count those. Too bad, alot of jews in there. I was wondering also if you can break that count down by denomination. Seems like the catholics have pulled way ahead. Got any ideas how we baptists could ever catch up.

The book of Revelations holds the answer to that question. Praise Jesus! God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.

Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

Now THAT gets an AMEN! Shout it at the top of your lungs boy! AMEN!!!

[Al Shipton]

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Unfortunatly Hitler was an occultic satanist so we may not be able to count those. Too bad, alot of jews in there. I was wondering also if you can break that count down by denomination. Seems like the catholics have pulled way ahead. Got any ideas how we baptists could ever catch up.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What???
What awful online translator did you use?
There was nothing about hand grenade in the original, it couldn't distinguish pineapple from hand grenade??? Eesh!