The Official Deity Bodycount chatter thread

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The official deity bodycount

Actually, I was asking the good Pastor if his grouchiness is related to a pineapple stuck.....never mind.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: The official deity bodycount

Lo siento, sir, pero no entiendo inglés. No puedo entender las implicaciones de estas figuras numéricas que has presentado aquí. ¿Aparece ser una piña atada a una parte muy inconveniente de tu anatomía, no?

What's that? You're looking for a job now? You can cook, clean and do other maid duties, wink wink? We don't hire people to wink here!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The official deity bodycount

Dear Ms. Van Buttspring! Our JOO lawyers have completed an accounting review of the people who use the forum most but haven't ponied up. Your share comes to US$8,621.66. Please remit the amount, in full, within the next week.

Thanks
Pastor Al.

Lo siento, sir, pero no entiendo inglés. No puedo entender las implicaciones de estas figuras numéricas que has presentado aquí. ¿Aparece ser una piña atada a una parte muy inconveniente de tu anatomía, no?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The official deity bodycount

Where on Earth did you get that idea?


Let's not.

Dear Ms. Van Buttspring! Our JOO lawyers have completed an accounting review of the people who use the forum most but haven't ponied up. Your share comes to US$8,621.66. Please remit the amount, in full, within the next week.

Thanks
Pastor Al.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The official deity bodycount

So, I take it that you're finally converting?

Where on Earth did you get that idea?

OK, let's start with tithing information, VISA, Mastercard, or American Express?

Let's not.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: The official deity bodycount

What a pleasure serving such a Kickass(tm) God!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: The official deity bodycount

Some body count you xtians have got there!

So, I take it that you're finally converting?

OK, let's start with tithing information, VISA, Mastercard, or American Express?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Some body count you xtians have got there!