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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

    Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
    Hey aberkid or whatever yer name is. I discovered long ago that these people are nothing but a bunch of retarded apes, as most Fundamentalists are...I think that "Retarded Ape" is a quite fitting term for people who want to believe that the earth is only 6000 years old.
    Brotha with DTs, you may have noticed that Abercrombie there is an Orthodox Jew.

    That means he believes in the literal Old Testament.

    Thus, he fits your "retarded ape" category of people who believe the earth is only 6,000 years old.

    How does your foot taste? You may want to gargle with an antifungal; we wouldn't want you getting athlete's tongue.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #17
      Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

      Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
      Hey aberkid or whatever yer name is. I discovered long ago that these people are nothing but a bunch of retarded apes, as most Fundamentalists are...I think that "Retarded Ape" is a quite fitting term for people who want to believe that the earth is only 6000 years old.
      I find it amusing that Darwinists like to call people that don't subscribe to evolution theory "retarded apes". It strikes me that the term "retarded ape" is more befitting someone like you.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Brother DT
        Unsaved Trash Sees Pink Elephants
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 43

        #18
        Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

        Oh quit trying to twist my words around as if I am in a Presidential Debate or something


        shame on you...and go shave that beard ya stupid hippie

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #19
          Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

          Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
          Oh quit trying to twist my words around as if I am in a Presidential Debate or something


          shame on you...and go shave that beard ya stupid hippie
          Are you talking to me sir? Show some respect to a True Christian™ man or face the consequences. Do you want to go to quarantine for a while? If so, keep it up.
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • Brother DT
            Unsaved Trash Sees Pink Elephants
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 43

            #20
            Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
            I find it amusing that Darwinists like to call people that don't subscribe to evolution theory "retarded apes". It strikes me that the term "retarded ape" is more befitting someone like you.
            Retarded Ape is just a figure of speech and why are we bringing Darwin into this, the guy just came up with a theory with absolutely no intention of discrediting God...despite what your A-Beka curriculum textbooks claim, or Alpha/Omega (Lifepac) or your Pace's tell you. I would'nt even wipe my ass with those books

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #21
              Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

              Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
              Retarded Ape is just a figure of speech and why are we bringing Darwin into this, the guy just came up with a theory with absolutely no intention of discrediting God...despite what your A-Beka curriculum textbooks claim, or Alpha/Omega (Lifepac) or your Pace's tell you. I would'nt even wipe my ass with those books
              Two words DT:

              Thin Ice

              Watch it!
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              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • Juliette
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 705

                #22
                Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                Jesus didn't "create" Christianity. He GAVE it to us so that we might praise and worship Him all our otherwise meaningless lives. That way after He allows us to die, we can go to Heaven and praise and worship Him for eternity.
                +=
                Praise Brother Marshall!


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                • Fandago
                  Unsaved Trash, atheistic God mocker
                   
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 44

                  #23
                  Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  (a) if it's about God and it doesn't say it in the Bible, it's wrong
                  How can you believe a collection of fictional stories???
                  He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                  Proverbs 28:26

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                  • Fandago
                    Unsaved Trash, atheistic God mocker
                     
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 44

                    #24
                    Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                    Ooops!!! Sorry for my mistake! Let me correct it.

                    It's fiction based on other fiction! You might wanna read some other books other than the Bible, or at least don't take it so seriously!


                    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                    Proverbs 28:26

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                      I'm almost afraid to ask this, but what books do you recommend, Miss Fandango? The satanic bible? The kooran? Anarchist Cookbook maybe?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Fandago
                        Unsaved Trash, atheistic God mocker
                         
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 44

                        #26
                        Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                        The DaVinci Code!!!
                        Compared to the Bible it's more factual than that.

                        Seriously now, if you check any book about ancient egyptian gods you'll see that Ra has so many similarities with Jesus that it can't be a coincidence.

                        Let's see what I found about Ra in just a couple of minutes:
                        His mother was a woman called Meri
                        His father was called Jo-Sep
                        His father was of royal descent
                        His birth was heralded by a star
                        His birth was witnessed by Shepherds
                        King Herut tried to have him killed
                        He was 30 when baptised
                        His baptiser went on to be beheaded
                        He was followed by 12 disciples
                        He walked on water and healed the sick
                        He gave a 'sermon on the mount'
                        He was crucified
                        ...between 2 thieves
                        He was buried in a tomb
                        He was resurrected after 3 days

                        Or how about Asklipios. In ancient Greece he healed the sick and perfomed some kind of "miracles"
                        He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                        Proverbs 28:26

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                        • Fandago
                          Unsaved Trash, atheistic God mocker
                           
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 44

                          #27
                          Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                          Sorry, it's not Ra, it's Horus. If you like you could take a walk and go to your local bookstore and ask for a good book about ancient Egypt and it's gods. I'm not saying to buy a book comparing the two of them or a book like "The pagan Jesus"(or something like that) because these books speak nonsense without facts.
                          He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                          Proverbs 28:26

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                            Those are all false Gods and demons disguised as Jesus. We worship the Savior of Mankind, not some Greek butt pirate.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Fandago
                              Unsaved Trash, atheistic God mocker
                               
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 44

                              #29
                              Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Those are all false Gods and demons disguised as Jesus. We worship the Savior of Mankind, not some Greek butt pirate.
                              I never said that Horus is the real God. I just posted some striking similarities. Maybe it's a coincidence...or not?

                              Also, the ancient Egyptians saw Horus as a messiah. But that doesn't mean I believe that to be true

                              Finally, I suggest you to read other than the Bible books, and learn about other religions and civilizations, so the next time you won't be so narrow-minded
                              He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                              Proverbs 28:26

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Historical Jesus didn't create a new religion!

                                Originally posted by Fandango View Post
                                I never said that Horus is the real God. I just posted some striking similarities. Maybe it's a coincidence...or not?

                                Also, the ancient Egyptians saw Horus as a messiah. But that doesn't mean I believe that to be true
                                What happened with that is that satan knew the story of Christ, so he went back in time to plant similar myths and stories about other guys who had virgin mothers, etc. It was all done to confuse unsaved trash like you, friend.

                                Originally posted by Fandango View Post
                                Finally, I suggest you to read other than the Bible books, and learn about other religions and civilizations, so the next time you won't be so narrow-minded
                                Be specific. What books should we read? Harry Potter? Some book of fag poetry?

                                The only book anyone truly needs is the KJV1611 Bible. It has all the history we need. We True Christians™ are happy to turn our lives over to Jesus and let Him do our thinking.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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