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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    November 3, 1966: John Lennon tells reporters that his band, the Beatles, is "more popular than Jesus," infuriating God and ensuring that the "Fab Four" would spend eternity in hellfire.

    ...I guess we know who was the most popular now, don't we... Mr. Lennin and his satanic fellow Beatle George Harrison (a hippie dothead) are both gulping scalding hot sulfur at this very moment. Two down, two to go.

    Jesus always wins!!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
    In Detroit, October 30 of every year is called "Devil's Night." At least the blue-state demon-cretins admit to having a holiday for their dark lord. Then again, is there ever any night in Detroit that isn't the devil's night?
    From a state that produced jews like Micheal Moore, Casey Casem, Steven Segal and Madonna, nothing should surprise us. Depravity is the official state pastime there, and they abutt Canada. Enough said.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    In Detroit, October 30 of every year is called "Devil's Night." At least the blue-state demon-cretins admit to having a holiday for their dark lord. Then again, is there ever any night in Detroit that isn't the devil's night?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    October 29, 1562: George Abbot, translator of the Gospels, Acts and Revelation for the King James Bible, is born. He became head of the Church of England in 1611, but his popularity (and his health) declined sharply after he killed a man in a hunting accident in 1621.

    Praise Jesus, not only did God speak through Brother Abbot and cause the Holy KJV1611 Bible to be written in God's chosen language (American), but he bears a striking resemblance to our Godly Vice President Dick Cheney.

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  • Petal
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    Originally posted by Mr.StinkyFish View Post
    Can't say I've read much about them.
    just like them bibles, Mr.Fish .

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  • Fish
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    What do you think of Indira Gandhi, Baby Doc Duvalier, and Enver Hoxha? Hmmm?
    Can't say I've read much about them.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    I don't know about that but even if it is true everyone is entitled to her opinions. As a matter of fact I don't personally agree with everything she said, especially her positivist approaches to religion at times. But a devout woman such as her deserves more respect.
    What do you think of Indira Gandhi, Baby Doc Duvalier, and Enver Hoxha? Hmmm?

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  • Deaner
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    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Anyone with half a brain and some common sense knows Mother Theresa was a Godly woman, not a 2-bit street thug as you've portrayed her in that photoshopped picture.
    Tell me something fish, did the "Godly" mother theresa tell those human stink containers that they were sick and living in a slum because Jesus hates them?? Did she tell them the truth??

    Matthew 4:24 (King James Version 1611)


    And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.


    See fish? If Jesus was with her there would have been nothing for her to do. As it is, it's just another foray into third world cesspools to take whatever they have for the catlick church. Jesus heals, mother theresa steals. Get the hell away from those crackpots fish; even the men wear "frocks".

    Dean


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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    I don't know about that but even if it is true everyone is entitled to her opinions. As a matter of fact I don't personally agree with everything she said, especially her positivist approaches to religion at times. But a devout woman such as her deserves more respect.
    Nice backpedaling, Fishscale. Did Father Badtouch teach you that skill in Catholic school?

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  • Fish
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    Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
    Wrong yet again, Fishfry. Even her (and your) fellow unsaved trash, like Christopher Hitchens, have criticized her and called her cult anything but Godly.
    I don't know about that but even if it is true everyone is entitled to her opinions. As a matter of fact I don't personally agree with everything she said, especially her positivist approaches to religion at times. But a devout woman such as her deserves more respect.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Anyone with half a brain and some common sense knows Mother Theresa was a Godly woman....
    Wrong yet again, Fishfry. Even her (and your) fellow unsaved trash, like Christopher Hitchens, have criticized her and called her cult anything but Godly.

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  • Fish
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You and your cult members are certainly hellbound, Praise Jesus!
    Anyone with half a brain and some common sense knows Mother Theresa was a Godly woman, not a 2-bit street thug as you've portrayed her in that photoshopped picture.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Uhm... Why would the Calcutta police department have an English board?

    Because English is one of two official languages in India, you fool.
    And why would they let her have a smoke in her mouth?

    Because the Indian Police Force is the most corrupt in the world, imbecile.

    And why is your 'source' a humour site called worth1000.com? Could that image be doctored by any chance? *rolleyes*

    You, who sing the praises of the antichrist and live by a false, doctored "Bible", have the gall to point the finger at others? Your hypocrisy makes Jesus want to puke.
    You and your cult members are certainly hellbound, Praise Jesus!

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  • Fish
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    Uhm... Why would the Calcutta police department have an English board? And why would they let her have a smoke in her mouth? And why is your 'source' a humour site called worth1000.com? Could that image be doctored by any chance? *rolleyes*

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    October 26, 1950: Mother Teresa founds the first Mission of Charity in Calcutta, India

    Of course, aside from worshiping satan and turning tricks in the slums of Calcutta, she was well-known for taking a cane to her novices. She was quite the brawler and had a police record a mile long.


    She is gargling scalding hot bile in hell right now, Praise Jesus.

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