[A Mad Dog]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

Brother HB has nailed this perfectly.

Nowhere in the Holy Bible does God tell us that we can or should attempt to pray to dead people, be they True Christians™ or not. My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) is up in Heaven with Jesus right now, but you don't see me on my knees praying to him, do you?

In fact, communing with the dead is a sin. I wonder if the papist dog can quote the pertinent Scripture on that...

Was the Lord Jesus committing a sin when He was speaking with Elijah and Moses in Mark 9:4?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

Was the Lord Jesus committing a sin when He was speaking with Elijah and Moses in Mark 9:4?

Don't be an idiot. Jesus cannot sin. He does as He pleases.

You papists have no shame.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

How dare you insult Mary, Layman Ezekiel!

Our Lady of Lourdes and Our Lady of Guadalupe were traveling through Europe in a car. In Transylvania, they were stopped at a traffic light when, suddenly, a vampire jumped onto the hood of the car.

"What shall we do?" shouted Our Lady of Lourdes. Our Lady of Guadalupe responded, "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination." Our Lady of Lourdes switched them on, knocking the vampire about, but he managed to stay on the car.

"What shall I do now?" asked Our Lady of Lourdes. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it with Holy Water in the Vatican," responded Our Lady of Guadalupe. Our Lady of Lourdes turned the windshield washer on, and the vampire began to scream as the water burned his skin, but he still clung to the car.

"Now what?" shouted Our Lady of Lourdes. "Show him your cross," said Our Lady of Guadalupe. "Now you're talking," said Our Lady of Lourdes as she opened the window, then she shouted, "Get the f*ck off of our car!!"

[WWJDnow]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

Was the Lord Jesus committing a sin when He was speaking with Elijah and Moses in Mark 9:4?

First off, Elijah didn't die, he ascended to heaven. Second, in Mark 9:4, Elijah and Moses appeared to Jesus, not the other way around. It was really Jesus's only opportunity to catch up on the latest gossip from back home, so you can hardly blame him for chatting with them a bit, and it's not like He went out looking for them. Plus, Elijah was Jesus's cousin. It's pretty rude if you refuse to speak with your cousin if he comes to visit you just because the guy is dead.

[James Peter]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

Our Lady of Lourdes and Our Lady of Guadalupe were traveling through Europe in a car. In Transylvania, they were stopped at a traffic light when, suddenly, a vampire jumped onto the hood of the car.

"What shall we do?" shouted Our Lady of Lourdes. Our Lady of Guadalupe responded, "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination." Our Lady of Lourdes switched them on, knocking the vampire about, but he managed to stay on the car.

"What shall I do now?" asked Our Lady of Lourdes. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it with Holy Water in the Vatican," responded Our Lady of Guadalupe. Our Lady of Lourdes turned the windshield washer on, and the vampire began to scream as the water burned his skin, but he still clung to the car.

"Now what?" shouted Our Lady of Lourdes. "Show him your cross," said Our Lady of Guadalupe. "Now you're talking," said Our Lady of Lourdes as she opened the window, then she shouted, "Get the f*ck off of our car!!"

That joke is factually incorrect on many levels. First off, Our Lady of Lourdes and Our Lady of Guadalupe are but two different titles for the same Virgin Mother. Secondly, as she is Queen of Heaven, she doesn't need to travel around in a car, she can like, appear whatever she wants. Third, vampires don't exist. Fourth, the Virgin Mother wouldn't fear a vampire because like, she's way super-powerful, the vampire can't do anything to hurt her. Fourth, you aren't allowed to use Holy Water as washer fluid and so Mary wouldn't do that, asshe never sins. Fifth, the Virgin Mother does not have a potty mouth.

I hope this has been enlightening. Your knowledge of Catholic dogma is pitiful.

[Sophitia]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

Friend, the so-called holocaust is another hoax perpetrated upon society by joos and liberals who want to create as many false victims in the world as possible, all the better to destroy Christianity.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED! There is evidence everywhere! You have to be retarded to suggest that it never occurred. Thousands of innocent people lost their lives, for what purpose, their religious beliefs. Quit being an ignorant, white trash, person, and do some fucking research instead of believing some crap that is all false. You are truly fucked up.

[David Goldman]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

HOW THE piffle DO YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED! There is evidence everywhere! You have to be retarded to suggest that it never occurred. Thousands of innocent people lost their lives, for what purpose, their religious beliefs. Quit being an ignorant, white trash, person, and do some piffleing research instead of believing some crap that is all false. You are truly piffleed up.

I assume from your avatar that you're a girl right? I only ask because it appears your math skills are somewhat deficient, and I don't want to go over your head here.

77 MILLION died in World War Two. Not "thousands". It is 77 times a thousand squared (thousand times thousand). So, "thousands" of people dying is no holocaust.

Thousands die in the US from car accidents. Where is the outrage of the "automobile holocaust"? Thousands die every year around the world from parasites. I hear no talk of a "tapeworm holocaust."

A lot of people died in WW2 -- sure. So which "holocaust" are you referring too? Are you claiming that of that 77 Million dead, some particular group has a monopoly on the concept of the "holocaust"? That's pretty arrogant, and a little twisted, if you really feel that way.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

HOW THE piffle DO YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED! There is evidence everywhere! You have to be retarded to suggest that it never occurred. Thousands of innocent people lost their lives, for what purpose, their religious beliefs. Quit being an ignorant, white trash, person, and do some piffleing research instead of believing some crap that is all false. You are truly piffleed up.

Listen girl, I don't know if you're a hateful bigot or just a bubble-headed female, but either way, don't come in here spouting off about things you know nothing about. Do you even have your husband's permission to be posting here?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

First off, Our Lady of Lourdes and Our Lady of Guadalupe are but two different titles for the same Virgin Mother.

But they are patron saints of a completely different set of people. If you pray to Our Lady of Lourdes to bless America, won't that prayer fall on deaf ears, because Our Lady of Guadalupe is the patron saint of America, not Our Lady of Lourdes?

Secondly, as she is Queen of Heaven, she doesn't need to travel around in a car, she can like, appear whatever she wants.

They were going to take a golden chariot pulled by winged horses, but there was a problem with their upgrade at the counter, so they had to take what they could get.

Third, vampires don't exist.

Have you ever met Rachael Van Helsing? In broad daylight? I've read the Bible cover to cover, and nowhere does it say that vampires don't exist.

Fourth, the Virgin Mother wouldn't fear a vampire because like, she's way super-powerful, the vampire can't do anything to hurt her.

Did I say she was afraid?

Fourth, you aren't allowed to use Holy Water as washer fluid and so Mary wouldn't do that

Who are you to tell the mother of God what she can do with holy water?

Fifth, the Virgin Mother does not have a potty mouth.

Hey, I didn't write the joke, I'm just retelling it, so don't shoot the messenger.

I hope this has been enlightening. Your knowledge of Catholic dogma is pitiful.

I don't need to know anything more than the fact that you bow down before idols.

[boat35]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

most likely hell that guy was mean

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

This video should clear up any misconceptions about Hitler, the Vatican, Jesuits, Nazis, and the cathylick church.

[James Peter]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

But they are patron saints of a completely different set of people. If you pray to Our Lady of Lourdes to bless America, won't that prayer fall on deaf ears, because Our Lady of Guadalupe is the patron saint of America, not Our Lady of Lourdes?

No, Mary can do whatever she wants, she's omnipotent.

They were going to take a golden chariot pulled by winged horses, but there was a problem with their upgrade at the counter, so they had to take what they could get.

Again, she's omnipotent, she would take her golden chariot when she damn well pleases.

Have you ever met Rachael Van Helsing? In broad daylight? I've read the Bible cover to cover, and nowhere does it say that vampires don't exist.

Who?

Did I say she was afraid?

Yes.

Who are you to tell the mother of God what she can do with holy water?

So you admit she is Mother of God

Hey, I didn't write the joke, I'm just retelling it, so don't shoot the messenger.

You shouldn't retell such filth.

I don't need to know anything more than the fact that you bow down before idols.

No we don't! You bow down in front of statues, but they aren't idols!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

SCREEEEEEECH!!! Hold on there papist!


Where exactly in the Holy Word of God (by which I mean the KJV1611 Bible, not some papist claptrap) does it say that "Mary is omnipotent?"

She's a dead woman, and the oven that God chose to bake His only begotten son in. That's all.

[justhuman]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

Well i think Mary was Jesus mother but it's not right to pay any more attention to her than that. Jesus came and then Mary was just his mother, isn't that right?
Cathoilcs don't understand, I don't think, who Jesus really was because they just like looking at all those men dressed up in robes and all the candles.
Now I do think Hitler went to hell because that's where all bad people go, to hell.
I always like to say that I'm just human becuse humans can always make themselves better. Hitler didn;t do that.

[James Peter]

Re: Was Hitler Sent to Heaven or Hell?

Well i think Mary was Jesus mother but it's not right to pay any more attention to her than that. Jesus came and then Mary was just his mother, isn't that right?
Cathoilcs don't understand, I don't think, who Jesus really was because they just like looking at all those men dressed up in robes and all the candles.
Now I do think Hitler went to hell because that's where all bad people go, to hell.
I always like to say that I'm just human becuse humans can always make themselves better. Hitler didn;t do that.

Your anti-Catholic bigotry appauls me!