[WickedWitch]

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I don't have the time to do so now, but I have a lot to say to this post, so for now my short little question will have to suffice. (But you'd better believe I'll be tearing you to pieces when I have the time!)

[blah, blah, blah, affectionate and unappreciated pet-name, blah, blah, blah, I are man and therefore stooopid, blah, blah, blah, I'm throwing around pet-names like I'm freaking Ash from Evil Dead, blah, blah, blah, wow look at my boomstick]

... Sister Sue Vera goes weak at the knees whenever I'm within a hundred metres.

*Le Gasp*!! You speak in metric?

[Hairy Homer]

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Oh no, and now I've ruined your opinion of me! Drat. Because I really care what complete strangers think about me.

Of course not, sweetie, of course not. But we do seem to let complete strangers hit the odd nerve, don't we blossom? Just a teensy-weensy bit crabby are we not? Bad PMS? Argument with the pimply boyfriend perhaps? (or is it a girl-friend?)

No, that's a Wiccan belief and I'm not Wiccan.

Wiccan, Pagan, what the hell: it's all about romping skyclad with goats in the woods isn't it? Wasn't someone here who's a pagan saying that she was going to the summerlands where it's all green and nice and the Goddess and God are there and everyone humps the shrubbery? I thought I saw a whole thread about it somewhere (by Ixi?). Someone saying that the Christian heaven was not unlike summerland, or whatever. I had it all explained to me by Moonie pie on one occasion, but admit I forget most of it. For some reason I wasn't concentrating as much on what she was saying as other matters at the time. Can't think what they might have been.

I think that atheism is a kind of wishful thinking. You atheists need to believe that you know everything. Just because you are unaware of something doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Fact is, jackass, that there are some things that humans just don't know, and some things that we'll never know.

On the contrary, angel britches, we atheists certainly do not need to and certainly do not believe we know everything. Quite the opposite! We accept that what we know about the universe is so miniscule that it is scarcely a drop in the ocean. We believe that the mysteries and complexities of the universe are infinitely greater than the unimaginative notions of religion. It is religious people who want and need to understand everything. You are certainly right that there are some things we don't know. You just haven't put it strongly enough, you cuddly little puddin', you. There are many, many things that we don't know and the history of cosmology is one not of greater understanding but of new discoveries simply giving rise to further and yet further questions and the realisation that the mysteries and complexities of the universe are greater than ever hitherto imagined. Newton was a great genius -- one of the two greatest scientists of all time -- but how mundane and boring is Newtonian physics compared to the beauty and complexity of Einstein's and the wonders of quantum mechanics and modern discoveries in cosmolgy.

And of course there must be many things that we are unaware of and that we don't know exist. That is the basic premise of science, you silly little
apricot -- that there are many things that we don't know or understand. That is what science, or more accurately the scientific method, is all about. It's a method of inquiry into the unknown; but a method based on reason, experiment, and intelligence -- not emotion, prejudice and wishful thinking.

Yes, that is what I call it because that's what it is and what I am. If I were Wiccan, that's what I'd call myself. And seeing as you're an absolute egotistical jackass, that's what I'm going to call you.

Awwww, go on buttercup, you don't really mean it! Admit it baby-cakes, you really think I'm just the cat's pjamas. There is no need to be shy you little lambkin, you can let your real feelings show here!

You don't need to worry about one-on-one sessions, because I have no intentions of being anywhere near you. Asshole.

I understand snookums, you're shy. I often have this effect on women. Sister Sue Vera goes weak at the knees whenever I'm within a hundred metres.

[Bobby-Joe]

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[color=purple]Ditto! I always wonder what it's like to have those things flopping around down there... That has to feel weird. *Shudders*

Yes well, what's you point? God only gives tallywackers to people who can handle them.

[WickedWitch]

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Before I start this little comment of mine, I'd like to say that I do agree with the following quote by Shol'va... There are just a few things I would like to say about it.

Idiot athiest. You fools ignore all the evidence for God and the soul- it's been scientifically proven that if one prays for something it's more likely to happen. You put too much faith in human knowledge- we've only just begun to understand the mysteries of the universe, our science still has a long way to go. So stop being an arrogant bastard like all the other athiests.

Two things I want to say about this. First: somebody isn't practicing what he's preaching up there *looks at Shol'va*. Second: you're condemning atheists' beliefs, which can be thought of as their own religion, whether they admit it or not. Why is it that Rachael can't condemn Christians when she has read their Holy text and has had personal experience with them, but you can do the same to atheists?

I don't find tallywhackers disgusting, I just wouldn't want to have one myself.

Ditto! I always wonder what it's like to have those things flopping around down there... That has to feel weird. *Shudders*

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I don't find tallywhackers disgusting, I just wouldn't want to have one myself.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I reinstate what I said before.

Hairy, Bobby Joe....the reason why the question is weird is because I'm a straight FEMALE, and I'm attracted to MEN. The idea of being male in itself is weird, having a schlong...blechhhh.....so I'm very happy being female and I don't want to even imagine being male, let alone having sex with a woman as a man.

So what you are saying is if you were a man instead of a woman you would be disgusted about yourself and prefer me sexually to Allie? How can you be attracted to men and find tallywackers disgusting? You pagans are very odd people. It figures Shol'va is one of your crowd.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Idiot athiest. You fools ignore all the evidence for God and the soul- it's been scientifically proven that if one prays for something it's more likely to happen. You put too much faith in human knowledge- we've only just begun to understand the mysteries of the universe, our science still has a long way to go. So stop being an arrogant bastard like all the other athiests.

What are talking about? The only thing I am aware of is a study were scientist are claiming the exact opposite. That prayer makes things worse. What these scientist are ignoring is God is not going to grant the prayers of heritics and false belivers. Like you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You don't need to worry about one-on-one sessions, because I have no intentions of being anywhere near you. Asshole.

I reinstate what I said before.

Hairy, Bobby Joe....the reason why the question is weird is because I'm a straight FEMALE, and I'm attracted to MEN. The idea of being male in itself is weird, having a schlong...blechhhh.....so I'm very happy being female and I don't want to even imagine being male, let alone having sex with a woman as a man.

Shol'va, the fact is, have you read ALL the new testament? The jesus of the bible did not say all nice things. In fact, he said some very mean things. The nice things don't cancel out the mean things.
For instance, if Dubya Bush suddenly said 'I'm feeling generous, I want to give $10,000 to every poor family in America, but, I also want to drop nuclear weapons on Iraq', his giving the money to the poor would not cancel out nuking innocents in Iraq.

I haven't come to regard the bible the way I do purely because of the old testament and yes, it's a little arrogant of you to presume. I've come to my views of that book after reading the WHOLE THING.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Idiot athiest. You fools ignore all the evidence for God and the soul- it's been scientifically proven that if one prays for something it's more likely to happen. You put too much faith in human knowledge- we've only just begun to understand the mysteries of the universe, our science still has a long way to go. So stop being an arrogant bastard like all the other athiests.

While I agree with most of what you said, I have to wonder at the hypocrisy of someone calling someone else "arrogant" when you yourself have arrogantly dismissed God's entire Word.

[shol'va]

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Well of course. If you were being condescended to and insulted by someone who struts around with the arrogant belief that they know more than everyone, I think you'd be offended too.

I was merely commenting on what I saw, and what I saw was Van Hellbound (lol, jk) condemning an entire religion based on her interpretation of the Scripture. Now I understand that one can come to the conclusion that Christianity sucks just by reading the Old Testament, but Jesus' teachings are, in general, totally contradictory to all that- it's agreed on by most theologists that Jesus preached peace. And get a room, you two.

[shol'va]

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What???? Reincarnate??? I thought you and Rachael were a couple of the sensible ones on the forum! "Reincarnation" -- "the next life".

You are as batty as the bapwits. Next you are going to be telling us that after death you are going to the summerlands to be with the goddess and her goats, or whatever.

After death come worms, cupcake. Not that you'll know anything about it. After death there is nothingness. Don't kid yourself dearie, this is all there is -- this life here on earth. Once your bodily functions cease and the neurons and whatever in your pagan brain stop functioning, that is the end of you. What do you think will continue? Do you think like the xian nutters that you have a 'soul'. Wishful thinking, dear, wishful thinking.

PS Do you really strut about in thigh high latex boots and boss men around? Would you like to join me and Lady Sorrow for some philosophical discussions? Fundamentalist xianity versus wiccanisn (eclectic paganism or whatever you want to call it) versus the good sense of secular humanism that is based on reason, science, and common sense. Although maybe one-on-one discussions may be more fruitful. I'm not sure that I could trust you with Lady Sorrow.

Idiot athiest. You fools ignore all the evidence for God and the soul- it's been scientifically proven that if one prays for something it's more likely to happen. You put too much faith in human knowledge- we've only just begun to understand the mysteries of the universe, our science still has a long way to go. So stop being an arrogant bastard like all the other athiests.

[Bobby-Joe]

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[COLOR=purpleI think that atheism is a kind of wishful thinking. You atheists need to believe that you know everything. Just because you are unaware of something doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Fact is, jackass, that there are some things that humans just don't know, and some things that we'll never know.[/COLOR]

You are wrong here Allie. We Christians know THE TRUTH because God tells us THE TRUTH threw The Bible. Were do you get your information from Allie? Like I said if there was something to reincarnation Christians would believe it. They are not closed mined psuedo skeptics like Atheists like Harry Homer who go threw all that nonsense of "it is only valued if is repeatable and disprovable" so they can justify their monkey god.

[WickedWitch]

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What???? Reincarnate??? I thought you and Rachael were a couple of the sensible ones on the forum! "Reincarnation" -- "the next life". Oh no, and now I've ruined your opinion of me! Drat. Because I really care what complete strangers think about me.

You are as batty as the bapwits. Next you are going to be telling us that after death you are going to the summerlands to be with the goddess and her goats, or whatever. No, that's a Wiccan belief and I'm not Wiccan.

After death come worms, cupcake. I know all about the decomposition of corpses, thank you very much. Not that you'll know anything about it. After death there is nothingness. Don't kid yourself dearie, this is all there is -- this life here on earth. Once your bodily functions cease and the neurons and whatever in your pagan brain stop functioning, that is the end of you. What do you think will continue? Do you think like the xian nutters that you have a 'soul'. Wishful thinking, dear, wishful thinking. I think that atheism is a kind of wishful thinking. You atheists need to believe that you know everything. Just because you are unaware of something doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Fact is, jackass, that there are some things that humans just don't know, and some things that we'll never know.

PS Do you really strut about in thigh high latex boots and boss men around? Yes. Would you like to join me and Lady Sorrow for some philosophical discussions? No. Fundamentalist xianity versus wiccanisn (eclectic paganism or whatever you want to call it Yes, that is what I call it because that's what it is and what I am. If I were Wiccan, that's what I'd call myself. And seeing as you're an absolute egotistical jackass, that's what I'm going to call you.) versus the good sense of secular humanism that is based on reason, science, and common sense. You forgot arrogance. Although maybe one-on-one discussions may be more fruitful. I'm not sure that I could trust you with Lady Sorrow.

You don't need to worry about one-on-one sessions, because I have no intentions of being anywhere near you. Asshole.

[Hairy Homer]

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Sorry, HH, but that question is just too weird.

If I were not already taken and if I were gay, I'd want to marry you, Alie.

And you call me weird? You would marry her if you were a gay women but not if you were a man? I suppose that if you were a gay man and not "taken" you'd want to marry her if she were a gay man, too -- provided she wasn't "taken"?

And I'm afraid for once the True Christians$ are correct. Once she has lost her virginity she cannot regain it. Not even if she abstains for the rest of her life.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Sorry, HH, but that question is just too weird.

So you are saying Rachael you would only want Allie if you were still a woman? What? The very thought of heterosexual intercourse is repugnant to you? The ways of the sinful are confusing indeed.