[WickedWitch]

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Congratulations: You two clones have now proved yourselves to be exactly as witless and predictable as each other. Any reason why we shouldn't just ban one of you now, seeing as you both just post the same stuff?

Because, darling, you love us. That's why.

[Brother Temperance]

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That, my dear Rachael, is exactly what I said!

Congratulations: You two clones have now proved yourselves to be exactly as witless and predictable as each other. Any reason why we shouldn't just ban one of you now, seeing as you both just post the same stuff?

Excellent! Now wear it around New York City.

Did the Joos give you a tip-off about a planned repeat of 9/11 or something?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I do not want to know what you thespain love birds are up to.

I said she most likely knows, not she's part of. And besides, if we were, do you think we'd tell you?

I have one already. It is one of the mottos of Straight for Jesus.

Excellent! Now wear it around New York City.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh, I'm pretty sure Alie already knows.

I do not want to know what you thespain love birds are up to.

I dare you to wear a t-shirt saying that.

I have one already. It is one of the mottos of Straight for Jesus.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Speak up harlot or Alie will never hear about your sickness.

Oh, I'm pretty sure Alie already knows.

There are not man hands on my tallywacker you baby eating harlot. My tallywacker is just for Jesus. How dare you.

Ok, ok, forgive my error, you want one man's hands on your tallywhacker.

Look this isn't some tree bothering freaky pagan cult. He wants me for His love, period. There is nothing sick, digusting or perverted about it so you can stop ALT-Tabbing between Landover and "Young Studs Boys Soaped Up.com"* Allie. Landover is not fodder for your afternoon self abuse.

You mean for his luuuurrrve?
You may not know my fetish leanings, but I think I know yours!

My tallywacker is just for Jesus.

I dare you to wear a t-shirt saying that.

[Bobby-Joe]

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And what, exactly, is it that Jesus wants with your tallywacker?

Look this isn't some tree bothering freaky pagan cult. He wants me for His love, period. There is nothing sick, digusting or perverted about it so you can stop ALT-Tabbing between Landover and "Young Studs Boys Soaped Up.com"* Allie. Landover is not fodder for your afternoon self abuse.

Jesus loves me for my soul, not my body!

*at lest that is what the DoF says you frequent.

[WickedWitch]

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My tallywacker is just for Jesus.

And what, exactly, is it that Jesus wants with your tallywacker?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Foot fetish? My dear I can assure you I don't have a FOOT fetish. Surely you know by now that any fetish I have lies more in the general direction of *mumbles indistinctly......what, you think I'd tell YOU??*.

Speak up harlot or Allie will never hear about your sickness.

Well if you're thinking of male hands on your tallywhacker and think such grips are seductive, you obviously aren't opposed to man-meat, are you, BJ?

There are not man hands on my tallywacker you baby eating harlot. My tallywacker is just for Jesus. How dare you.

[WickedWitch]

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Well if you're thinking of male hands on your tallywhacker and think such grips are seductive, you obviously aren't opposed to man-meat, are you, BJ?

That, my dear Rachael, is exactly what I said!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes, yes Rachael. I used that same line on women I was lusting for back in my unsaved days "yes dear, I love you for your mind." BTW your foot fetish makes Jesus' weep Rachael. WEEP!

Foot fetish? My dear I can assure you I don't have a FOOT fetish. Surely you know by now that any fetish I have lies more in the general direction of *mumbles indistinctly......what, you think I'd tell YOU??*.

I have no nasty fetishes Allie, I've have repented of my depravity and turned my life over to Jesus remember? That is why I can go into a homer infested men's room on the interstate with no fear; Jesus protects me from the temptation of the multiple offers of oral sodomy. His very hands shield my tallywacker for Satan's seductive, but perilous, grip.

Well if you're thinking of male hands on your tallywhacker and think such grips are seductive, you obviously aren't opposed to man-meat, are you, BJ?

[WickedWitch]

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I have no nasty fetishes Alie, I've have repented of my depravity and turned my life over to Jesus remember? Oh you've have, have you've? *Giggles uncontrollably* That is why I can go into a homer infested men's room on the interstate with no fear; Jesus protects me from the temptation of the multiple offers of oral sodomy. His very hands shield my tallywacker for Satan's seductive, but perilous, grip.

I'm thinking that if you think that the offers from other men are seductive than you've have *snickers* been hiding something from the rest of us... Gay much, Mister Booby-Joe?

[Bobby-Joe]

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And what do you suppose He thinks of all your nasty fetishes, eh?

I have no nasty fetishes Allie, I've have repented of my depravity and turned my life over to Jesus remember? That is why I can go into a homer infested men's room on the interstate with no fear; Jesus protects me from the temptation of the multiple offers of oral sodomy. His very hands shield my tallywacker for Satan's seductive, but perilous, grip.

[WickedWitch]

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ALIE, the impossibility of proving a negative means it is upon you to prove your false gods/goddess exist, not for that deprived Hairy Homer to prove they don't.

He is saying that he "knows" that they don't exist, and thus it is up to him to prove his claim. However, this can't be done as there is no technology yet invented which can be used to do so.

And posts like the one she posted above are why I admire Alie. She's got more smarts in one braincell than most people have in their entire brain, and more personality in one toenail than most people have in their entire being.

Oh you!!

Yes, yes Rachael. I used that same line on women I was lusting for back in my unsaved days "yes dear, I love you for your mind." BTW your foot fetish makes Jesus weep Rachael. WEEP!

And what do you suppose He thinks of all your nasty fetishes, eh?

[Bobby-Joe]

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And posts like the one she posted above are why I admire Alie. She's got more smarts in one braincell than most people have in their entire brain, and more personality in one toenail than most people have in their entire being.

Yes, yes Rachael. I used that same line on women I was lusting for back in my unsaved days "yes dear, I love you for your mind." BTW your foot fetish makes Jesus' weep Rachael. WEEP!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Allie, the impossibility of proving a negative means it is upon you to prove your false gods/goddess exist, not for that deprived Hairy Homer to prove they don't When she in not mashing over you, your ardent female admirer Rachael Van Hellsing points this out to us TRUE Christians™ rather stridently . However she is wrong because we TRUE Christians(tm) are sure our God exists because we have written records of Him when He was on Earth; The Bible and the writings of Joesphus Flavuis.

And posts like the one she posted above are why I admire Alie. She's got more smarts in one braincell than most people have in their entire brain, and more personality in one toenail than most people have in their entire being.