[terence_turdflinger]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

JEFFEREY DAHMER!!! NOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE HIT AN ALL TIME HYPOCISY LOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE RAPED HIS VICTIMS AND ATE THEM!!!!! HE WAS GAY AND I HATE ALL OF YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE!!!! BURN IN HELL! ALL OF YOU!!!!! YOU STUPID IGNORANT HELLISH MONSTERS!!! ABOMINATIONS ALL OF YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN!! I HOPE YOU ALL LEARN YOUR LESSONS WHEN YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL!!!!! ALL IGNORANT TRAILER TRASH AND PEDOPHILES AND GAYTARDS!!!!! NOT TO MENTION HE KILLED ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ISN'T THAT KINDA LIKE NOT GOOD IN GOD'S EYES!!!!! THE SANDWICH WAS NOT A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR ALL JUST AS BAD AS THE PEOPLE YOU HATE!!! I AM MORMON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHINGO TODOS!!!!!! AND I CAN SPEAK SPANISH! BET YOU ALL CAN'T BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SO SIMPLE MINDED THAT YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT GOD HATES KNOWLEDGE TOO!!!! YOU ALL HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

JEFFEREY DAHMER!!! NOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE HIT AN ALL TIME HYPOCISY LOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE RAPED HIS VICTIMS AND ATE THEM!!!!! HE WAS GAY AND I HATE ALL OF YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE!!!! BURN IN HELL! ALL OF YOU!!!!! YOU STUPID IGNORANT HELLISH MONSTERS!!! ABOMINATIONS ALL OF YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN!! I HOPE YOU ALL LEARN YOUR LESSONS WHEN YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL!!!!! ALL IGNORANT TRAILER TRASH AND PEDOPHILES AND GAYTARDS!!!!! NOT TO MENTION HE KILLED ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ISN'T THAT KINDA LIKE NOT GOOD IN GOD'S EYES!!!!! THE SANDWICH WAS NOT A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR ALL JUST AS BAD AS THE PEOPLE YOU HATE!!! I AM MORMON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHINGO TODOS!!!!!! AND I CAN SPEAK SPANISH! BET YOU ALL CAN'T BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SO SIMPLE MINDED THAT YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT GOD HATES KNOWLEDGE TOO!!!! YOU ALL HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS!

Typical Mexican, full of hate. But because I'm such a patient and reasonable man, I'll try to explain this in terms even a beaner could understand. And, I'll say it in ALL CAPS, because it seems you THINK THAT IS A CLEARER WAY TO COMMUNICATE!!!!!

1. IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO BE SAVED!!!!!!!!
2. JESUS DIED TO FORGIVE THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN HIM!!!!!!!!!
3. JEFFREY DAHMER BECAME A CHRISTIAN WHILE HE WAS IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!
4. THEREFORE, JEFFREY DAHMER IS IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS!!!!!!!!!!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

JEFFEREY DAHMER!!! NOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE HIT AN ALL TIME HYPOCISY LOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE RAPED HIS VICTIMS AND ATE THEM!!!!! HE WAS GAY AND I HATE ALL OF YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE!!!! !

Yes, and bible teach us that if he repented, accepted Jesus as his personal Saviour and started following the bible his sins are forgiven. Only sin that cannot be forgiven is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. As far as I know, Dahmer did not blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.

Are you saying that Jesus is wrong for forgiving our sins?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

Yes, and bible teach us that if he repented, accepted Jesus as his personal Saviour and started following the bible his sins are forgiven. Only sin that cannot be forgiven is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. As far as I know, Dahmer did not blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.

Are you saying that Jesus is wrong for forgiving our sins?

I think he's saying he hates Jesus.

I AM MORMON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seems pretty clear to me. Who would reject Jesus to become a Mormon, unless he truly hated our Lord?

[terence_turdflinger]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

I love jesus, I am female, and I am pretty sure I am quite white ha ha it rymed... I might say sorry if you ever presented an argument that can convinse me... right now I don't see any reason why there people who loved their children because they were their children have to go to hell because they don't want to forgive a man who slaughtered their sons and... hating mexicans? really aren't we above that?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

1. IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO BE SAVED!!!!!!!!
2. JESUS DIED TO FORGIVE THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN HIM!!!!!!!!!
3. JEFFREY DAHMER BECAME A CHRISTIAN WHILE HE WAS IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!
4. THEREFORE, JEFFREY DAHMER IS IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Brother Portway, doesn't this just fill you with such glorious JOY?!?!?

It reminds me of the parable our LORD told, as dictated by His friend and former joo, Matthew:

For the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which went out early in the morning to hire labourers into his vineyard.
And when he had agreed with the labourers for a penny a day, he sent them into his vineyard.
And he went out about the third hour, and saw others standing idle in the marketplace,
And said unto them; Go ye also into the vineyard, and whatsoever is right I will give you. And they went their way.
Again he went out about the sixth and ninth hour, and did likewise.
And about the eleventh hour he went out, and found others standing idle, and saith unto them, Why stand ye here all the day idle?
They say unto him, Because no man hath hired us. He saith unto them, Go ye also into the vineyard; and whatsoever is right, that shall ye receive.
So when even was come, the lord of the vineyard saith unto his steward, Call the labourers, and give them their hire, beginning from the last unto the first.
And when they came that were hired about the eleventh hour, they received every man a penny.
But when the first came, they supposed that they should have received more; and they likewise received every man a penny.
And when they had received it, they murmured against the goodman of the house,
Saying, These last have wrought but one hour, and thou hast made them equal unto us, which have borne the burden and heat of the day.
But he answered one of them, and said, Friend, I do thee no wrong: didst not thou agree with me for a penny?
Take that thine is, and go thy way: I will give unto this last, even as unto thee.
Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? Is thine eye evil, because I am good?
So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.
Matthew 20:1-16

Our LORD is SO MERCIFUL! He can do with us whatever He wants, rightfully so! And yet, merciful God that He is, He chooses to reward us simply for believing the story of His miraculous birth and temporary death! It's just so simple, even a cannibalistic former homosexual pedophile can do it! And TO GOD BE THE GLORY! HALLELUJAH!!!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I love jesus, I am female, and I am pretty sure I am quite white ha ha it rymed... I might say sorry if you ever presented an argument that can convinse me... right now I don't see any reason why there people who loved their children because they were their children have to go to hell because they don't want to forgive a man who slaughtered their sons and... hating mexicans? really aren't we above that?

With a name like Terence I can only conclude you are a transexualist.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God

Not a good start

All the best.
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[Joshua.Wright]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

Brother Jeff lived a very sinful and abominable life. He was a serial killer, but even worse, a homosexual. His total body count was seventeen men and boys and he would often do horrible things to them. Not only did he dismember his victims and keep body parts of them in a freezer, he also attempted to create "homosexual sex zombies" of his victims. He would drill holes into their skull while still alive and inject hydrochloric acid into their brains. This shows what evil secular evolutionary science can do to people!

He would frequent gay bars to find his victims and have sex with them, both while living and dead. His necrophiliac homosexual lust was insatiable. Surely a man doing these grave misdeeds is going straight to Hell, right? Surely a man like this cannot change?

Wrong.

Rev. Jim Osborne

HOLD IT!!!
you say that he deserved the second chance he got? what about the people on this site who are labelled as "unsaved trash" or told that "damnation is certain" for them for simply have a different opinion than you? explain this!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

HOLD IT!!!
you say that he deserved the second chance he got? what about the people on this site who are labelled as "unsaved trash" or told that "damnation is certain" for them for simply have a different opinion than you? explain this!

It is never too late for them to change their ways. Don't you want to go to heaven with Brother Jeff?

Friend, we all start off as unsaved trash, as all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God Romans 1:23. The way to Salvation is through repentance! Luke 13:3,5.

If we do repent, we will find that God is faithful to forgive us 1 John 1:9.

It's the exact same way here. I too was unsaved trash. I was as low as a weevil's bellybutton, but He raised me up and called to me to come and spread the Truth of His one True Church.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

HOLD IT!!!
you say that he deserved the second chance he got? what about the people on this site who are labelled as "unsaved trash" or told that "damnation is certain" for them for simply have a different opinion than you? explain this!

Who was it that said Dahmer "deserved" the second, third, fourth, etc. chances he got until He gave himself to God instead of his depraved lusts?

[Tomas de Molinos III]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

Even knowing he was a pansysexualist, I always had a sneaking admiration for his efficient ways of dispatching the unholy garbage. Points for creativity.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

Jeffrey Dahmer did many wrong things in his life. He was a homosexual and a drug abuser until Christ found him. But despite these severe moral shortcomings, he never meant to hurt anybody.

Nowhere in God's word is there a provision against drugging other people and turning them into living sex dolls by painlessly drilling holes in their unconscious brains. Christ's Golden Rule allows this, as long as the hobbyist is comfortable with others practicing on him as well. Christ assures us that as long as we are following His Golden Rule, we are observing all doctrinal commands. This being so, it is clear that one of two things is true: either God could not foresee the accidental loss of life Jeffrey Dahmer caused, or He had no problem with it. Since the Bible makes clear that God is omniscient, we know it must be the latter.

Matthew 7:12
King James Version (KJV)
12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

I would also like to point out that Jeffrey Dahmer's so called acts of cannibalism were committed only after he did everything he could to keep his patients alive. He was obviously just trying to save money on groceries so that he could support his art and slake the thirst of his house guests.

All of Jeffrey Dahmer's lovers were drug users. All he did was supply them spontaneously which, while wrong in some ways, is a victimless crime. If they weren't prayerless sinners with no human rights by the metrics of the Bible, then God would have intervened on their behalf by informing Jeffrey Dahmer of their wishes, and I'm sure he would have taken them to the nearest hospital immediately.

But as we know, Christ did not enter his heart until he was persecuted for his generosity. So this must all of have been part of God's plan for Mr. Dahmer.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

Jeffrey Dahmer died an Ex-Gay, and therefore an upstanding member of the Christian community. He is an inspiration to me, because he chose to repent of homosexuality and become chaste, like the eunuchs that Christ glorifies in His teaching. A homosexual who becomes chaste is facing a tribulation that most of us can only imagine, and will be rewarded richly when he reaches the Kingdom.

I celebrate St. Dahmer's birthday every year, but only as a man, which he was. It would be inappropriate to pray to him, because this is a blasphemy belonging to the Catholic Church, like all forms of idolatry. We must remember that, despite his absolution in Christ, he was only a man and had sinned as greatly as any of us prior to his salvation. There are only two people who have never sinned as far as I know: my loyal wife, who has never had stirrings for another man, and Christ Himself of course.

Let us all clasp our hands in prayer and rejoice in this miracle of the Lord.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

Jeffrey Dahmer died an Ex-Gay, and therefore an upstanding member of the Christian community. He is an inspiration to me, because he chose to repent of homosexuality and become chaste, like the eunuchs that Christ glorifies in His teaching. A homosexual who becomes chaste is facing a tribulation that most of us can only imagine, and will be rewarded richly when he reaches the Kingdom.

I celebrate St. Dahmer's birthday every year, but only as a man, which he was. It would be inappropriate to pray to him, because this is a blasphemy belonging to the Catholic Church, like all forms of idolatry. We must remember that, despite his absolution in Christ, he was only a man and had sinned as greatly as any of us prior to his salvation. There are only two people who have never sinned as far as I know: my loyal wife, who has never had stirrings for another man, and Christ Himself of course.

Let us all clasp our hands in prayer and rejoice in this miracle of the Lord.

I can't thank you enough, Brother Billy Bob, for this touching tribute to Jeffery. We can all learn from his life that redemption is within reach.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

I can't thank you enough, Brother Billy Bob, for this touching tribute to Jeffery. We can all learn from his life that redemption is within reach.

Brother, he is so humble now that he is a Christian, I'm sure he wouldn't bat an eye at you calling him by his first name like that.

I look forward to shaking his righteous hand, which will no doubt be even whiter than mine to reflect the greatness of his transformation in Christ Jesus.

It is too bad that all of the homers who died in his care never had the opportunity to repent and know God as he did. Fortunately the tears will be wiped from Jeffrey's eyes in Heaven, as will all of ours, and these pill popping, ball milking homers will get the eternal punishment that God has promised them in His word. If only they had been able to perceive the seeds of salvation in Jeffrey's soul, perhaps they would have put God before sodomy and pornography as he came to do. Unfortunately, it seems their estrangement from God was too great to foresee his righteous destiny.