[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

You ignorant unsaved trash can't even read a post correctly.

God gave you two eyes and one mouth, He meant for you to use them in that proportion.

Sir, I have read the post. And I used my ligical atheist mind to make the assertion that if you become mad at what I'm saying, you're calling yourself Jesus.

And you have the gall to call ME ignorant?

HA!

What a joke, you saved-from-nothing-but-my-wonderful-arguements guy.

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I censored myself for my own good. 3 infractions for 1 day is enough.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

Sir, I have read the post. And I used my ligical atheist mind to make the assertion that if you become mad at what I'm saying, you're calling yourself Jesus.

And you have the gall to call ME ignorant?

HA!

What a joke, you saved-from-nothing-but-my-wonderful-arguements guy.

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I censored myself for my own good. 3 infractions for 1 day is enough.

This is just what is wrong with your fundamentalist atheism, you are seeing things that are not there. Show me just how you conclude from Brother Temperance's post that he is in the least bit enraged. His exact quote is "to see how much you can enrage Jesus?". To any "logical" mind that would be "Jesus" that would be "enraged", not Brother Temperance. And how exactly would you conclude that Brother Temperance is claiming to be Jesus? This is grasping for straws and certainly a figment of your imagination.

And now you are asserting that anyone who calls attention you your obvious mistakes is somehow "becoming mad" and thereby claiming to be Jesus? By your "ligic" anyone who disagrees with you is somehow claiming to be Jesus.

I not only have the gall, but the mitigated temerity to raise your "ignorant" status to feckless imbecile.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

This is just what is wrong with your fundamentalist atheism, you are seeing things that are not there. Show me just how you conclude from Brother Temperance's post that he is in the least bit enraged. His exact quote is "to see how much you can enrage Jesus?". To any "logical" mind that would be "Jesus" that would be "enraged", not Brother Temperance. And how exactly would you conclude that Brother Temperance is claiming to be Jesus? This is grasping for straws and certainly a figment of your imagination.

And now you are asserting that anyone who calls attention you your obvious mistakes is somehow "becoming mad" and thereby claiming to be Jesus? By your "ligic" anyone who disagrees with you is somehow claiming to be Jesus.

I not only have the gall, but the mitigated temerity to raise your "ignorant" status to feckless imbecile.

Excuse the typo, maybe if you people allowed us to edit posts, there'd be less of those little buggers running around.

Next.

He claimed that "There's a point to being an atheist? News to me. What is it, to see how much you can enrage Jesus?"

Therefore, by his thinking, atheists exist only to enrage JESUS.

In his OWN words, he's saying our posts are ONLY ment to enrage JESUS.

If HE get's mad at what we're saying, he's basically claiming to be JESUS.

Therefore you chris-chins are no longer allowed to be mad at us, because you'd be commiting a blasphemy against you're "lord and savior."

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

You expect us to poison our minds with that satanic claptrap?

If you want to gain Salvation©, then you need to read the Holy Bible.

So..If I want to be pure and holy and all things True Christian, I just have to read a book?

Really? That seems easy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

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Oh, so we're noy enraging you? Because if we were, then you'd technically be claiming to be Jesus.

Did you intend to write "now", "not", or "soy"? It's impossible to say.

And I believe that's a "Blasphemie."

And I don't believe that's a "word", or at least not in English, anyway.

This is just what is wrong with your fundamentalist atheism, you are seeing things that are not there. Show me just how you conclude from Brother Temperance's post that he is in the least bit enraged. His exact quote is "to see how much you can enrage Jesus?". To any "logical" mind that would be "Jesus" that would be "enraged", not Brother Temperance. And how exactly would you conclude that Brother Temperance is claiming to be Jesus? This is grasping for straws and certainly a figment of your imagination.

Well, you certainly seem to have shot his argument down in flames. I'll be interested to see where his atheist logic will lead him next - will he claim that I shot his argument down in flames, that Jesus did, or Miss Hikari did?

He claimed that "There's a point to being an atheist? News to me. What is it, to see how much you can enrage Jesus?"

Therefore, by his thinking, atheists exist only to enrage JESUS.

In his OWN words, he's saying our posts are ONLY ment to enrage JESUS.

If HE get's mad at what we're saying, he's basically claiming to be JESUS.

That's a logical, or perhaps a ligical, fallacy. Cow milk is ONLY meant to feed baby cows, so I suppose anyone who has milk with their cornflakes is basically claiming to be a cow?

So..If I want to be pure and holy and all things True Christian, I just have to read a book?

Read a book AND follow all its commands. You cannot be Saved without reading the Bible, but reading the Bible does not automatically make one Saved.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

Did you intend to write "now", "not", or "soy"? It's impossible to say.

And I don't believe that's a "word", or at least not in English, anyway.

Well, you certainly seem to have shot his argument down in flames. I'll be interested to see where his atheist logic will lead him next - will he claim that I shot his argument down in flames, that Jesus did, or Miss Hikari did?

That's a logical, or perhaps a ligical, fallacy. Cow milk is ONLY meant to feed baby cows, so I suppose anyone who has milk with their cornflakes is basically claiming to be a cow?

Read a book AND follow all its commands. You cannot be Saved without reading the Bible, but reading the Bible does not automatically make one Saved.

But Ezekiel said Read the book.

I think that you may not be truly saved Temperance, otherwise, ye would follow all the commandments.

Do you think you're saved?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

Read a book AND follow all its commands. You cannot be Saved without reading the Bible, but reading the Bible does not automatically make one Saved.

So, I can read ANY book?

And do as it tells me, and I'll be saved?

I read Eragon, and I follow the commandments, specifically not to use Gramayre for evil purposes, and not to use lies to make people follow me.

And I can claim this to be MY Bible.

Therefore I'm saved.

PRAISE SAPHIRA!

PRAISE ERAGON!

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

So, I can read ANY book?

And do as it tells me, and I'll be saved?

I read Eragon, and I follow the commandments, specifically not to use Gramayre for evil purposes, and not to use lies to make people follow me.

And I can claim this to be MY Bible.

Therefore I'm saved.

PRAISE SAPHIRA!

PRAISE ERAGON!

PRAISE ERAGON, THE DRAGONRIDER!

Ahaha. I read and follow that book as well.

So if I read the Harry Potter series, and follow the school's rules in the book....I'm also saved.

SWEET!

"Hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty hogwarts..."

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

I think that you may not be truly saved Temperance, otherwise, ye would follow all the commandments.

What commandments do I not follow?

So, I can read ANY book?

No, that's why I specifically stated the Holy Bible, as did Pastor Ezekiel.

PRAISE ERAGON, THE DRAGONRIDER!

Bestial pornography? This is one of those things I'm happier not knowing about, isn't it?

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

What commandments do I not follow?

No, that's why I specifically stated the Holy Bible, as did Pastor Ezekiel.

Bestial pornography? This is one of those things I'm happier not knowing about, isn't it?

Do humans not ride horses for travel? Is this beastiality?
Do humans not drive cars for travel? Is this a form of mechaniality?

Sir, you cannot seem to understand the rider part.

I call someone who rides a horse a horse rider, does this mean beastiality?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

What commandments do I not follow?

No, that's why I specifically stated the Holy Bible, as did Pastor Ezekiel.

But Eragon, Eldest (and hopefully Empire) ARE my "Holy Bibles."

Bestial pornography? This is one of those things I'm happier not knowing about, isn't it?

Yeah, maybe you're better off not knowing. That way, there'll be more space in heaven for the rest of us.

PRAISE ERAGON!

PRAISE ARYA!

PRAISE SAPHIRA!

Yeah, so.....

Yeah.

PRAISE ERAGON!

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Ancestry of Jesus

Yeah, so.....

Yeah.

PRAISE ERAGON!

AHA! WOOHOO!
PRAISE THE ENTITY OF BROM!

Anyways, we worship our own "Holy Bibles" this means, we are saved, thus, we surpass what you can say for yourself.