Ancestry of Jesus

[Born-Again Atheist]

Only two of the Gospels (Matthew and Luke) give the ancestry of Jesus. And they don't match up. Honestly.

It's a simple observation... I can't believe I've never noted it odd before.

From Abraham, they only agree on 14 generations. Everything from the disagreement of David's son (Matthew says Soloman, Luke says Nathan)doesn't match up.

Luke lists about 41 generations between David and Jesus, while Matthew gives about 28. Don't you find that odd?

I've yet to do a few calculations and check out any other source, but as George Gershwin said, "The things that you're li'ble / To read in the bible / It ain't necessarily so".

Personally, my annalysis is that Matthew and Luke were just eager to fulfil Old Testament Prophecies. Neither of them actually had a clue about the ancestry of Jesus.

[OnYourKnees]

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Personally, my annalysis is that Matthew and Luke were just eager to fulfil Old Testament Prophecies. Neither of them actually had a clue about the ancestry of Jesus.

Glad you're a Biblical scholar at 15. Lovely "annalysis" there.

Too bad you can't be bothered to do even the tiniest bit of homework before running your yap.

Matthew references Joseph's lineage, appropriate because Joseph adopted Jesus. Luke references Mary's.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...And George Gershwin was a notorious joo homer. Kindly refrain from posting his satanic song lyrics on our Godly forum.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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...And George Gershwin was a notorious joo homer. Kindly refrain from posting his satanic song lyrics on our Godly forum.

What's more, I've been told that the song was later recorded by another homer ... Johnny Somerset or something. If the song had any closer connections with both poofterism and unbelief, it'd be the national anthem of the Vatican.

[Born-Again Atheist]

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Actually, I've yet to hear those songs. Not too bothered to hear them anyways.

Anywho, I'm not all that bothered about this scenario. I've got better things to care about in life than the bible.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Actually, I've yet to hear those songs. Not too bothered to hear them anyways.

Anywho, I'm not all that bothered about this scenario. I've got better things to care about in life than the bible.

Like what? Spend some quality time with a monkey relative of yours??? Make up fossils "millions" of years old for atheist archeologists to "discover"???? Murder someone to show you are above all that Judo-Christian morality nonsense??? That's what you atheists do in honor of your false god Darwin.

[Born-Again Atheist]

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Like what? Spend some quality time with a monkey relative of yours??? Make up fossils "millions" of years old for atheist archeologists to "discover"???? Murder someone to show you are above all that Judo-Christian morality nonsense??? That's what you atheists do in honor of your false god Darwin.

Poor you. You've got it all wrong.

Here's a list of things I consider better for me to care about than the bible:
HAVING FUN
talking
spending time with friends
spending time with family
reading (history, popular science, poems-- anything but the bible)
my music (piano, strings, guitars, etc)
listening to music
exercising
studying

And the list goes on. You know "atheist" literally means "without a god", so why would I treat Darwin as my god? Totally ruins the point of me being an atheist.

[Brother Temperance]

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Totally ruins the point of me being an atheist.

There's a point to being an atheist? News to me. What is it, to see how much you can enrage Jesus?

[Sista Lateefah]

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Poor you. You've got it all wrong.

Here's a list of things I consider better for me to care about than the bible:
HAVING FUN
talking
spending time with friends
spending time with family
reading (history, popular science, poems-- anything but the bible)
my music (piano, strings, guitars, etc)
listening to music
exercising
studying

And the list goes on. You know "atheist" literally means "without a god", so why would I treat Darwin as my god? Totally ruins the point of me being an atheist.

I think it be interesting that SOOOO many of them things is more interesting to you than the Bible, and yet you spends SOOOOOO much time here talkin' about the Bible. Why do that be?

[Born-Again Atheist]

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Because I've done everything on that list, and more, today. Holy Books' turn.

[OnYourKnees]

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Actually, I've yet to hear those songs. Not too bothered to hear them anyways.

Anywho, I'm not all that bothered about this scenario. I've got better things to care about in life than the bible.

Like trying to disprove the Bible on God's Favorite Forum, apparently? And doing a piss-poor job of it, too.

Pretty much the level of scholarship I'd expect from a 12-year-old.

Are you, by any chance, taking some remedial classes?

Poor you. You've got it all wrong.

Here's a list of things I consider better for me to care about than the bible:
HAVING FUN
talking
spending time with friends
spending time with family
reading (history, popular science, poems-- anything but the bible)
my music (piano, strings, guitars, etc)
listening to music
exercising
studying

You forgot, "Studying the Bible and trying to disprove it. This is how I spend most of my spare time nowadays, to the detriment of allllll these other things I claim I value more."

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Because I've done everything on that list, and more, today. Holy Books' turn.

Son, you do realize that Ming and spilling of seed are sins, yes?

(Genesis 38:9) - "And Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so it came about that when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground, in order not to give offspring to his brother."

As you can see, GOD kills men for this. Please control your teenage urges. Everytime you waste your seed you are sending millions of unborn souls straight to Hell. Then you wonder why we have Global Warming....sheesh.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Bobby-Joe]

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Sinner speak translated.

Poor you. You've got it all wrong.

Here's a list of things I consider better for me to care about than the bible:
HAVING FUN.

Thespian debauchry

talking.

Without ceasing. Sinner can not swim due it.

spending time with
friends.

Pure fantasy

spending time with family.

Those she hasn’t killed in a drug crazed frenzy yet.

reading (history, popular science, poems-- anything but the bible) .

Self indoctrination into anti-Christian propaganda

my music (piano, strings, guitars, etc)
listening to music.

If you call drunken Irishment wailing about a lost potato music.

exercising.

more depravity, this time involving perverted use of gym equipment. PRAISE Jesus she doesn’t work in a machine shop with a belt sander.

studying.

how to deny Jesus

And the list goes on. You know "atheist" literally means "without a god", so why would I treat Darwin as my god? Totally ruins the point of me being an atheist.

Virtual god, they way you atheist hang on to every word he uttered.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Not everyone understands your doublespeak, atheist.
But this is more along what you really meant:

Damn you. You've got it right.
Here's a list of things I consider better for me to care about than the bible:
HAVING FUN = FORNICATION
talking = blaspheming
spending time with friends = fornicating and blaspheming with friends
spending time with family = dishonouring and disobeying my parents
reading (history, popular science, poems-- anything but the bible) = reading satanic books
my music (piano, strings, guitars, etc)
listening to music = listening to satanic music, and recorded screams of pain
exercising = fornicating
studying = studying witchcraft

And the list goes on. You know "atheist" literally means "without a god", so why would I treat Darwin as my god? Totally ruins the point of me being an atheist.

And that's a good question, so why do you worship him?


Heh, It would seem brother BJ posted similarly as me, and at the same time:
More proof of God's awsome power, that he fills us True Christians with the Holy Spirit, telling us the same things.
Praise Him!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Anywho, I'm not all that bothered about this scenario. I've got better things to care about in life than the bible.

In other words, having been thoroughly shot down in debate, you're going to backpedal and say that the topic of your own thread isn't very important to you. How grown up.