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  • #196
    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

    Originally posted by Ed Gein View Post
    ...trust me, the last thing i want to do is burn in hell with YOU people.
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    If you want to avoid eternal hellfire, then I strongly advise you to stop mocking Jesus and accept Him as your personal Savior. Study the KJV Bible and set aside your sarcastic, hateful attitude.

    Your only hope for staying out of hell is to become a True Christian™. I know that seems unlikely, but Jesus has performed stranger miracles,
    I think what he means Zeke is he hates you and would rather hell alone, than heaven with you people( so would I, if hell were real or heaven)

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    • #197
      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

      Food for thought on this subject...


      Aurochs - Wikipedia
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs#Aurochs_in_art.2C_history.2C_mythology.2C_and_media
      And the light shineth in the darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
      That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.
      He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
      He came unto his own, and his own received him not.

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      • #198
        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

        Originally posted by Ed Gein View Post
        ...trust me, the last thing i want to do is burn in hell with YOU people.
        Lol. But wouldn't that be the funniest thing! If you've just died and suddenly you realise you've been wrong. That God IS real and that you should have spent all your life praising Jesus rather than ignoring him. And then when you finally get to Hell (a sign says 'This is hell.'and find yourself surrounded, not by fire and the hell you expected, but by all the Landover Pastors and Saved True Christians. You'd just be like... 'You what!?'
        um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...

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        • #199
          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

          Originally posted by Paladin View Post
          Food for thought on this subject...


          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs...y.2C_and_media
          Why have you posted a link to a wiccianpedia article on bull-worship?

          Nothing on that site can be trusted, and we do not worship cows.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #200
            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

            Originally posted by bluefire View Post
            Lol. But wouldn't that be the funniest thing! If you've just died and suddenly you realise you've been wrong. That God IS real and that you should have spent all your life praising Jesus rather than ignoring him. And then when you finally get to Hell (a sign says 'This is hell.'and find yourself surrounded, not by fire and the hell you expected, but by all the Landover Pastors and Saved True Christians. You'd just be like... 'You what!?'

            That would only be funny if you were already in Heaven and you were watching a blasphemer realise their errors in Hell. Personally I can't decide which would be the worst part of Hell, the terrrible fires or having to spend eternity with idiotic gay satanists who believe in pink cuddly unicorns (instead of believing in unicorns as terrifying and immensely strong creatures)

            Also, Can I ask why there would be saved Christians in Hell instead of flames and demons? What are you implying?
            Suffer on Earth to secure a place in heaven! It's worth it!

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            • #201
              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

              I know thats what i was getting at. It would be seriously confusing. To realise that you were right and then to find you there. But then hey i have a feeling thats what hell is really about. It's not necessarily all pain and fire. I recon its what ever would torment you the most. say if you were claustrophobic... you'd spent eternity in a tiny suffocating box. So i dunno... if a sinners worst nightmare was being stuck with True Christians then that would be so. It doesnt necessarily mean you would have to be there. just your image... For you it would be being in the presence of the unsaved im sure. But then if you were actually to go to hell i'm sure you'd be so disappointed in god anyway for sending you there. unless you knew what it was you had done and it was truly awful. maybe you had seen a unicorn... and then thought it was an innocent animal... Shock horror straight to hell! Unless i dunno... maybe you'd earned enough points for God to overlook that. Does it work like that? Will god overlook one incident if everything else makes up for it? I guess only if you regret it. which i am sure you would... unless... i dunno... ive run out of steam now.
              um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...

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              • #202
                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                Originally posted by bluefire View Post
                I know thats what i was getting at. It would be seriously confusing. To realise that you were right and then to find you there. But then hey i have a feeling thats what hell is really about. It's not necessarily all pain and fire. I recon its what ever would torment you the most. say if you were claustrophobic... you'd spent eternity in a tiny suffocating box. So i dunno... if a sinners worst nightmare was being stuck with True Christians then that would be so. It doesnt necessarily mean you would have to be there. just your image... For you it would be being in the presence of the unsaved im sure. But then if you were actually to go to hell i'm sure you'd be so disappointed in god anyway for sending you there. unless you knew what it was you had done and it was truly awful. maybe you had seen a unicorn... and then thought it was an innocent animal... Shock horror straight to hell! Unless i dunno... maybe you'd earned enough points for God to overlook that. Does it work like that? Will god overlook one incident if everything else makes up for it? I guess only if you regret it. which i am sure you would... unless... i dunno... ive run out of steam now.

                You really should stop taking the dope. Jesus can clear your brain up if you ask Him to and Tithe properly.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #203
                  Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                  Originally posted by J R Armstrong View Post
                  Why do people care so much to try and disprove you're faith in God and Jesus? Is it the work of the devil, or are they so scared of their damnation that they try to bring us down with them?
                  It is the work of the Devil.

                  Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                  • #204
                    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You really should stop taking the dope. Jesus can clear your brain up if you ask Him to and Tithe properly.
                    I swear i have never ever taken any form of drugs! All this wisdomous insight comes perfectly naturally. Flattered i really am but all these knowledgings... they're all mine.
                    um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...

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                    • #205
                      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                      Originally posted by bluefire View Post
                      I swear i have never ever taken any form of drugs! All this wisdomous insight comes perfectly naturally. Flattered i really am but all these knowledgings... they're all mine.
                      Did your mother pay a Joo doctor to jam a coathanger up her unmentionable parts before you were born? There must be some explanation.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #206
                        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                        Originally posted by bluefire View Post
                        I swear i have never ever taken any form of drugs! All this wisdomous insight comes perfectly naturally. Flattered i really am but all these knowledgings... they're all mine.
                        Look, I know a pothead when I see one and you my friend, blaze like the ever burning fires of Hell. Not that it's a bad thing of course; just letting you know there's not really a point in lying about it.
                        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                        • #207
                          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                          Lol. No REALLY!!! NOT on drugs! I'm too chicken to ever take them. For a start, i could never smoke nethin cause i have athsma, I'm afraid of needles so injecting is out of the question, I hate mushrooms with a vengeance (people always put them with chicken and it really annoys me), I don't like drugs that speed up blood pressure (it freaks me out something chronic) so that pretty much rules em all out.
                          It's all down to my imagination.
                          Plus i never ever have any cash due to the fact I always spend it on alcohol (Joke).
                          um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...

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                          • #208
                            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                            Originally posted by bluefire View Post
                            (it freaks me out something chronic)
                            so you ARE a stoner.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #209
                              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                              Originally posted by bluefire View Post
                              I hate mushrooms with a vengeance (people always put them with chicken and it really annoys me)
                              Sounds like you're speaking from experience there.
                              I don't like drugs that speed up blood pressure (it freaks me out something chronic) so that pretty much rules em all out.
                              Definitely sounds like you're speaking from experience there.
                              It's all down to my imagination.
                              Plus i never ever have any cash due to the fact I always spend it on alcohol (Joke).
                              Was your mother frightened by a horse while pregnant with you? Were you raised by Polacks? There must be some reason why you're so wrong-headed.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #210
                                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                Oh my gosh. What have i said. I have completely and utterly given you the wrong idea. When i say it freaks me out, i mean i get rather scared. I have a phobia of stuff like that. And mushrooms... i mean the non-illegal one... you know the ones that taste revolting. Yuck. Newho, frightened by a horse!? Generally they're not that scary. Do you get scared by horses? Honestly you shouldn't be. Theyre quite harmless. Occasionally they do get people into corners and eat them but thats really rare now so perhaps you should face this fear of yours. I was not raised by polacks either. And i can assure you this is my own head.
                                um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...

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