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  • #121
    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    Yea I know, I was tired leave me alone. I meant to press the 5. So sue me.
    So now you're claiming that in six years' time you'll be 25? Curiouser and curiouser.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #122
      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

      No you idiot instead of 6 I meant to write 5.
      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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      • #123
        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

        Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
        No you idiot instead of 6 I meant to write 5.
        You tell us several lies about your age, but then want to say that pastor Temperance is an idiot? That doesn't fly here boy.

        Remember, Jesus wants you to grow up so He can kill you later.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #124
          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

          *gives up* I don't know why I bother. Sometimes I think you've all lost your minds, other times I know it.
          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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          • #125
            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            *gives up* I don't know why I bother. Sometimes I think you've all lost your minds, other times I know it.
            We have given our minds, along with the rest of our lives, over to GOD, as he commands:
            Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

            1 Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
            19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
            20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #126
              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

              So you claim ignorance then?
              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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              • #127
                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                So you claim ignorance then?
                No, you are the ignorant one for rejecting God despite the overwhelming evidence that He both exists and loves His elected ones, namely us.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • #128
                  Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                  No, you are the ignorant one for rejecting God despite the overwhelming evidence that He both exists and loves His elected ones, namely us.
                  What's written in a really old book by overly superstitious people is hardly evidence.
                  Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                  • #129
                    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                    What's written in a really old book by overly superstitious people is hardly evidence.
                    We are not superstitious! Superstition brings bad luck.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #130
                      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      We are not superstitious! Superstition brings bad luck.
                      ^ Old joke.
                      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                      • #131
                        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                        Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                        ^ Old joke.
                        It's not a joke. It's a quote.

                        -Raymond Smullyan, 5000 B.C. 1.3.8
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #132
                          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          It's not a joke. It's a quote.

                          -Raymond Smullyan, 5000 B.C. 1.3.8
                          *shrugs* it's used at one. But then most contradictions are.
                          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                          • #133
                            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                            So you claim ignorance then?
                            Friend,

                            What is the knowledge of humanity in comparison to God's Holy Wisdom®? If a man were to achieve the impossible and know all that humanity knows what would that be next to God’ infinite knowledge? Nothing! Yes friend, We TRUE Christians are ignorant because God wants us so.

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                            • #134
                              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Friend,

                              What is the knowledge of humanity in comparison to God's Holy Wisdom®? If a man were to achieve the impossible and know all that humanity knows what would that be next to God’ infinite knowledge? Nothing! Yes friend, We TRUE Christians are ignorant because God wants us so.
                              Does it say that in the bible? I doubt that your god gives a flying shit what you know. Afterall, why care about an animal that's slowly killing itself?
                              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                              • #135
                                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                                Does it say that in the bible? I doubt that your god gives a flying shit what you know. Afterall, why care about an animal that's slowly killing itself?
                                Does the Asian Tsunami, Hurrican Katrina and global warming sound like God has forgotten about us? No, His invisible hand is still there to be seen, smiting the sinful.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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