[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Oh my gosh. What have i said. I have completely and utterly given you the wrong idea. When i say it freaks me out, i mean i get rather scared. I have a phobia of stuff like that. And mushrooms... i mean the non-illegal one... you know the ones that taste revolting. Yuck. Newho, frightened by a horse!? Generally they're not that scary. Do you get scared by horses? Honestly you shouldn't be. Theyre quite harmless. Occasionally they do get people into corners and eat them but thats really rare now so perhaps you should face this fear of yours. I was not raised by polacks either. And i can assure you this is my own head.

Would you care to enlighten us then to what your malfunction is? If it's not retardation, Polacks, or drugs then it must truly be an outlandish ailment. Are you posseed by any chance? That would be just as good as being a stoner by my standards

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Oh my gosh. What have i said. I have completely and utterly given you the wrong idea.

So you're a drug addict and you're in denial about it.

Newho, frightened by a horse!? Generally they're not that scary. Do you get scared by horses? Honestly you shouldn't be. Theyre quite harmless.

Horse? Not just any kind of addict, either--you are a heroin addict.

I was not raised by polacks either.

But, at least you're not a Catholic, so you may still have a slight chance to win the Kindgom of God. I will pray for you, provided you agree to stay at least 200 miles away from Freehold, Iowa at all times.

[veyron1001]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Oh my gosh. What have i said. I have completely and utterly given you the wrong idea. When i say it freaks me out, i mean i get rather scared. I have a phobia of stuff like that. And mushrooms... i mean the non-illegal one... you know the ones that taste revolting. Yuck. Newho, frightened by a horse!? Generally they're not that scary. Do you get scared by horses? Honestly you shouldn't be. Theyre quite harmless. Occasionally they do get people into corners and eat them but thats really rare now so perhaps you should face this fear of yours. I was not raised by polacks either. And i can assure you this is my own head.

I would like to have proof the horses eat humans (quite interested btw). Come on people who seriously believes that unicorns are real?

[bluefire]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

hey it was Brother Temp who first mentioned horses! Blame him not me! Ok, proof of man-eating horses... um, um, um... Well there was this film i saw, 'Blue beauty' or something and in it a horse actually ate a girl. And apparently its a true story so... Or maybe it was a bunch of grass it ate... either way it's a well known FACT that horses sometimes turn evil and eat people. EVERYBODY knows about it. Well... 'cept you and some other people but it's practically everyone.

You want a reason for my, well you said 'retarded... dededness... ok i can't spell that so i'm going to invent another word retardality' but i shall call it... originality. I'm different. So what! So are you! I'm completely unique in almost every way and i'm proud of it! Yeah!

Wow, what a personal life-changing talk that turned out to be. I feel really motivated to go out and... feed some aligators... yeah whatever.

[Salvation X]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Unicorns don't exist?

[_Beck_]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

You really should stop taking the dope. Jesus can clear your brain up if you ask Him to and Tithe properly.

Wtf is it with you and tithing. It's ridiculous. You do not have to pay to get into Heaven. The key into Heaven is faith not wealth.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

You want a reason for my, well you said 'retarded... dededness... ok i can't spell that so i'm going to invent another word retardality' but i shall call it... originality. I'm different. So what! So are you! I'm completely unique in almost every way and i'm proud of it! Yeah!

You may call it original but I'm still gonna stick with retarded and drug induced. Seeing as how you didn't actually explain "why you are the way you are" so to speak, I find these appropriate reasons. You never told me if you were possesed either. If you are, I would really appreciate you informing me; I like to keep tabs on other that are also consorting with demons.

[Brother Bob Cross]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Wtf is it with you and tithing. It's ridiculous. You do not have to pay to get into Heaven. The key into Heaven is faith not wealth.

The Tithe translates to "Tenth." A mere tenth of your income is all that is necessary (in addition to undying Faith in the Lord) in order to be accepted into Heaven. Read your bible, Tithe sufficiently, and repent for your lack of understanding.

[bluefire]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

You may call it original but I'm still gonna stick with retarded and drug induced. Seeing as how you didn't actually explain "why you are the way you are" so to speak, I find these appropriate reasons. You never told me if you were possesed either. If you are, I would really appreciate you informing me; I like to keep tabs on other that are also consorting with demons.

Alright!!!! Calm it Kermit! I was ignoring you or anything so don't worry! Theres no reason to flip a roof!
1. I'm not retarded at all. I'm actually perfectly fine and my mind is clear.
2. Bloody hell! I'm not, repeat NOT on drugs! If i was... i wouldn't be on here, i'd be hanging in some alley with other druggies. Duh!
3. I'm not possessed. Unless... I'm not me... i mean, what if, this is actually a demon typing... woah! Spooky thought eh... But no, as far as i know i'm not.
3. Keep tabs. To me this says 'control freak' but hey... whatever makes you happy.

On the Unicorn note... I think if the only sort of unicorn you can imagine is nothing other than a sex toy... i'd say you might have some issues to sort out.

[bluefire]

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And before anyone else says it... yes there are two number 3's on my list... i can count... i know that four comes next. I added a point in and forgot to change it. Don't worry everyone... there is no reason to get anxious... i can count, and add up to i'll have ye know.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

2. Bloody hell! I'm not, repeat NOT on drugs! If i was... i wouldn't be on here, i'd be hanging in some alley with other druggies. Duh!

You obviously don't know very much about druggies so I guess that does rule out the drug thing...

3. I'm not possessed. Unless... I'm not me... i mean, what if, this is actually a demon typing... woah! Spooky thought eh... But no, as far as i know i'm not.

Ya...the fact that you're not sure says more than you think. Just make sure to say if you start speaking Tongues.

4. Keep tabs. To me this says 'control freak' but hey... whatever makes you happy.

Well, demons do fall under my jurisdiction to some degree so ya, keep tabs sounds about right.

On the Unicorn note... I think if the only sort of unicorn you can imagine is nothing other than a sex toy... i'd say you might have some issues to sort out.

Wait, there're other kinds of Unicorns aside from the sex toy ones!?! That's news to me!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Who is this feeble-minded woman? Can't say I remember her..
In either case, re-introduce yourself to me, flufire:
Did you come here to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior or to simply mock His elect?


Don't you think it's about time you give up trying to think, which you obviously aren't very good at..
And become a good Christian wife producing soldiers for Jesus, feeding the same, and serving your husband.. instead?

[Brother Bob Cross]

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1. I'm not retarded at all. I'm actually perfectly fine and my mind is clear.
2. Bloody hell! I'm not, repeat NOT on drugs! If i was... i wouldn't be on here, i'd be hanging in some alley with other druggies. Duh!
3. I'm not possessed. Unless... I'm not me... i mean, what if, this is actually a demon typing... woah! Spooky thought eh... But no, as far as i know i'm not.
3. Keep tabs. To me this says 'control freak' but hey... whatever makes you happy.

1. If your mind was clear, you'd be able to count to 4.
2. For all we know, you're on a laptop on an alley with other druggies.
3. We're not going to fall for your confusion propaganda, demon woman.
2nd 3. To me this says, 'Oh no, they're onto me.' What would make us happy, is if you stopped blathering and started doing something productive like accepting Jesus Christ and making babies, as SalvationSeeker suggested.

[bluefire]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

In either case, re-introduce yourself to me, flufire:

FLUFIRE!!! AHA! AHAHAHAHA! These names get me everytime! Newho... How do you know i don't already have children? HUH!? OK truth be told i don't have children. I simply havent met a man good enough. Sigh. Thing is, this site makes me see the evil sinner in everyone and so... no man will ever be good enough. N again you've got me all wrong my flamboyant friends, i'm not feeble minded. Can't be bothered to explain why anymore so just accept it. I have come here for my own personal reasons. Once again i cant be bothered to explain plus if i did you're all too feeble minded to understand so meh... i'm hungry now...

[Jewsef]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Missy blue eyes,

Unicorns are gay. White skin, big eyes, long hair overall female look. They are a creation from satan to be horeshipped by gothics and brain-damaged adolescents.

St ur mind open for God, Pray to God and he saves you from this creature of hell.