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  • #151
    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

    Originally posted by GothicDragon View Post
    of course unicorns are cute. see.............
    PORNOGRAPHY DELETED!!!
    Leave it to an atheist to believe in pink unicorns.

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    • #152
      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

      Originally posted by GothicDragon
      of course unicorns are cute. see.............
      PORNOGRAPHY DELETED!!!
      Leave it to an atheist to believe in pink unicorns.
      ....If you think that unicorns are pornography.....then you must be pretty messed up.......again mods, i'm just kidding.

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      • #153
        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

        Oh My... Why can't you just let us have our fun with dreaming of Unicorns? Must you ruin the world for everyone? Never mind. I'm still keeping me peaceful unicorn poster up.

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        • #154
          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

          Originally posted by Gir_rocks View Post
          Oh My... Why can't you just let us have our fun with dreaming of Unicorns? Must you ruin the world for everyone? Never mind. I'm still keeping me peaceful unicorn poster up.
          Why would you purposefully continue to delude yourself like that?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #155
            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

            GothicDragon- Those are so pretty! I saved them! ^^,

            Brother T- Delude myself? I'd rather live in a happy delusion that in a miserable reality!

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            • #156
              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

              Women and homers just love unicorns. It's that big horn and where they want to put it.

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              • #157
                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                Originally posted by Gir_rocks View Post
                Brother T- Delude myself? I'd rather live in a happy delusion that in a miserable reality!
                As a Christian, it saddens me that people feel the need to cheer themselves up with fairytales instead of just facing the reality of God's Love.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #158
                  Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                  Women and homers just love unicorns. It's that big horn and where they want to put it.
                  Suuuuure. Why don't you just live in your perverted cesspool of a world?

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                  • #159
                    Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    I'm tired of Homers and witches and Walt Disney trying to make unicorns some kind of cute warm fuzzy animal. This is what God says:




                    Isaiah 34:7
                    And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

                    Does that sound cute? No! A Unicorn is a mean beast!
                    Do you look or sound cute?
                    that must make you a beast too!
                    waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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                    • #160
                      Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      Oh, I get it. You care what those "stories" say, but you don't care what the Holy Bible says. Let's see how "awesome" you find hell to be.
                      The bible is just a story too you know.... there is less ridiculous claims in fantasy books then there are in the bible. Raising a person from the dead, curing the blind, sick, and disabled, walking on water, rising from the dead himself. Nah, thats not weird at all. You'd believe anything if it was in your bible.
                      waring makeup and dresses and sleepign with boys doesnt make me a women, looser!

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                      • #161
                        Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                        Originally posted by IbelievewhatIknow? View Post
                        Do you look or sound cute?
                        that must make you a beast too!
                        If you are here to mock Jesus and make smart-alecky comments to our members, then kindly move on. We don't tolerate childish troublemakers here on God's favorite forum.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #162
                          Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          If you are here to mock Jesus and make smart-alecky comments to our members, then kindly move on. We don't tolerate childish troublemakers here on God's favorite forum.
                          did God tell you himself that its his favorite forum, or is that buried in the bible somewhere as well?

                          if youre going to say things like that, then you better be able to back it up

                          all youve got is a bunch of stories written by MEN thousands of years ago about an invisible man and a guy who raised the dead and turned water to wine and yes, even walked on water. pastor ezekiel, you are about as logical as a goldfish. and you try to impose fear among the weakminded, just like whoever told you this stuff is true, he was your master, not jesus, because HE told you this was true, NOT jesus. youre weakminded, and so are all of your followers, and youre main objective is to scare the weak and make them part of your dreamworld, and probably ask for offerings to put in your front pocket...NOT to clean them of their "sin and wickedness"

                          note the first sentence in the above paragraph: STORIES WRITTEN BY MEN. not by god, and JESUS didnt even write anything in the bible, his apostles did. so yeah...your "proof" and your "logic" amount to nothing.

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                          • #163
                            Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                            Amen, brother.
                            For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."

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                            • #164
                              Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                              Originally posted by JudasReborn View Post
                              Amen, brother.
                              I hope that Amen does not relate to the last post... well, I guess that if DAMNED doesn't bother you neither does BANNED.

                              Don't try the patiente of TRUE CHRISTIAN Moderators, stick around and learn.

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                              • #165
                                Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

                                Originally posted by superfly999 View Post
                                did God tell you himself that its his favorite forum, or is that buried in the bible somewhere as well?

                                if youre going to say things like that, then you better be able to back it up
                                No. God told us in the Bible what He likes and doesn't like, and what people should do if they want Him to like them and what they shouldn't do to avoid making Him angry. We follow all His commands more closely than any other known forum, so it logically follows that we are His favourite. Praise!
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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