[Basilissa]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

I still don't see any sort of proof that Jesus was white...

Did you read all 42 pages of this thread, sweetie?

[Im a Fool & a Sinner]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

God Bless!

I still don't see any sort of proof that Jesus was white...

[Basilissa]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Am I supposed to be ofended by that comment? Squirrels are in fact very smart

So thanks, I feel honored to be compared with such an intelligent creature of God

Well, if your survival depends on stashing nuts for the winter, good for you. However, I haven't met any squirrel that could explain to me how to fix a computer, for example.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

You didn't understand me, I said that you're the ones with problems with black people, I mean, look at this, I simply don't understand how something so superficial as sking color is so importan for you

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=30089

You said that, but you lying. I have no problems. That thread you posted is directly from the bible and that's God's view.

So, how does this has anything to do with the fact that Jesus is white?
You seem to be obsessed about the race, do you have some issue of Jesus being white as well?

[ILoveAnimals]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

So why are you trashing an unrelated thread, instead of posting where you think your question belongs?

(Note to admins: is there an award for "brain of a squirrel?" This person desperately needs one!)

Am I supposed to be ofended by that comment? Squirrels are in fact very smart

Animal Intelligence

While a squirrel isn’t going to pen the next bestseller or ace a calculus class, the squirrel is smart in his own way. When looking at animal intelligence, humans shouldn’t judge animals by human standards. The best way to judge animal intelligence is how well they adapt and make use of the world around them. Squirrels are experts at adapting, capable of living almost anywhere, so much so that in some areas they are viewed as pests. Memory and abstract thought are two hallmarks of intelligence that squirrels have proven they are capable of.


Quick Learners

Squirrels are quick studies, capable of learning by observation. In a study performed at the University of Exeter, squirrels would watch another squirrel remove a nut from one of two pots. The squirrels learned quickly that if the squirrel they watched took the nut, the pot would be empty and that going for the opposite pot was the better bet. When having to choose a pot without watching a fellow squirrel first, they showed no preference. Being able to learn by observation is an indicator of abstract thought.


Memory

Squirrels bury nuts in order to have access to them later, a skill that’s not very helpful if they can’t remember where they hid them. Squirrels have shown they are capable of remembering where they have buried nuts. In study performed at Princeton University, grey squirrels were capable of using spatial memory to retrieve nut caches they had buried. They can remember good sources of food from year to year. Squirrels are also capable of memorizing the easiest route up a tree to get back and forth from their nests.


Deterring Thieves

If a squirrel comes across another squirrel’s cache of nuts, he’ll happily take them for himself. To deter would-be robbers, squirrels will rebury a cache of nuts over and over. Moving food around makes it harder for another squirrel to find the store. Squirrels will pretend to bury a nut if they know they are being watched and wait until they are alone to actually hide it. Being capable of actively deceiving another squirrel is a form of tactical deception, a skill once thought exclusive to primates.

So thanks, I feel honored to be compared with such an intelligent creature of God

[Basilissa]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

You didn't understand me, I said that you're the ones with problems with black people, I mean, look at this, I simply don't understand how something so superficial as sking color is so importan for you

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=30089

So why are you trashing an unrelated thread, instead of posting where you think your question belongs?

(Note to admins: is there an award for "brain of a squirrel?" This person desperately needs one!)

[ILoveAnimals]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

How is it even possible that you manage to see a problem with black people in fact that Jesus is white? Sounds like you are the one with some issues.

You didn't understand me, I said that you're the ones with problems with black people, I mean, look at this, I simply don't understand how something so superficial as sking color is so importan for you

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=30089

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Exactly what is your problem with black people? I don't understand

How is it even possible that you manage to see a problem with black people in fact that Jesus is white? Sounds like you are the one with some issues.

[ILoveAnimals]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Exactly what is your problem with black people? I don't understand

[Sister Saffie]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

I know for sure Jesus couldn't have been black because the only black I've ever known being a Jew was demon-possessed Sammy Davis Jr. I think he was white but had a nice tan because he lived in the land of the desert people and they get a lot of sunshine. As far as God goes, he's a tan caucasian. Natural tan, none of that spray on stuff.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

I'm not going to try to argue that Jesus was black. That is reduculous.

Quite.

However your "proof" is some of the most ignorant and saddest thing I've seen lately...

First of all your seriously claiming that heaven looks like the sky above our heads? I'm pretty sure if that's where it was we would have seen it.

There is someone who did see it, an eyewitness who wrote about it.

And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Revelation 21:2

And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.
Revelation 21:16

I'm not exactly sure how a city dresses like a bride (is there a giant bridal veil, 1500 square miles in size, pinned to the top of buildings?), but just because we haven't seen it from an airplane doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Open your mind a little - there are things in this world you have not seen but do exist.

Also. God is WHITE?! when have you seen God? God is so much more than a man. And his "color" would be based on his nationality. And we are created in gods image so to claim that he was white would be to claim that only humans from Ireland, Scotland, and the America's were created by God!

No, silly, humans of darker skin is a result of the curse of Ham (Genesis 9:22,25). You can learn more from Pastor Billy-Reuben's sermon, Where did the races come from?

Also, what the hell makes you think that we are suseptable to disease and a freaking sunburn whilst in heaven. In perfection! Anyone who claims your nonsense is "proof" is a blind mormon and a fool...

What's with the language?

Sad thing is, I AGREE WITH YOU but your reasoning and proof are both childish and ignorant!

Well, have you ever wondered WHY you believe what you believe? I mean, how did you come to know Jesus is white if you don't know what the Holy Bible actually says? If you were simply taught by your parents, how do you know they were taught correctly?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

God never said he's white

As brother Billy Bob pointed out, He did say that. You see, you should read the Bible yourself before you start to talk about stuff like this. Let's take this for example.

And we are created in gods image so to claim that he was white would be to claim that only humans from Ireland, Scotland, and the America's were created by God!

Do you see, you do not even know the basics of the Bible. God was white and He created (Adam) as His own image. However, races do not come from Adam. They come from the sons of Noah. Before the flood, everyone was Caucasian. All the people on earth comes from Japhet, Shem and Ham. Colored people suffers from the curse of Ham and they were made to be servant races to people from Shem and Japhet.

Genesis 9:22-29

22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

This isn't the word of god. It's the word of a poster. God never said he's white

Revelation 1:14
King James Version (KJV)
14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

Try reading God's Word before you try to represent it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

This isn't the word of God...

The True Christians™ really prefer that people capitalize references to God, Jesus, the Bible, etc.

Can one of the admins change her username to the more Biblically (and grammatically) correct "God's Child of Flat Earth"? Thanks.

[Godschildofearth]

Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

This isn't the word of god. It's the word of a poster. God never said he's white