[GOD=life]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

So how does that explain it amongst people who do not support or condone homosexuality?

Hhm... how could that be?

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=closet+homersexuals

[GOD=life]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Can you highlight the parts where you are being sarcastic?

I am used to reading the Bible, where the words mean exactly what is written.

[Irrational_Humanist]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

We should all follow the words of such great prophets as Brother Temperance & Pastor Ezekiel & accept that Jesus was not a Jew & deny that the Old Testament is a part of the Jewish holy book, & prove that God does in fact exist.
Although others may argue that what I saying is all a lie. Like myself. because people like these "Brother Temperance" & "Pastor Ezekiel" are some of the many reasons why this world is not a better place & why all humans are not treated equally.
Denying that Jesus was a Jew is like denying that bread is made out of wheat, it's already common knowledge so why deny it?
Finally, the majority of the Old Testament comes directly from the Jewish faith making all these comments about Jesus not being a Jew both irrelevant & hypocritical, as are all these insults towards Jewish people.
If you look at all religions in an unbiased view, it's easy to see that demoninations like the Landover Baptist Church are the causes for inequalities in modern day society as they demand conformity & require you to give up any free thinking that you have. Even within Christianity this is probably the most intolerant denomination I've come across so far & borders on the absurd.
You can probably draw more similarities between this & Scientology then you can with any other Christian denomination.

Your friendly neighbourhood cynic.

[Brother Temperance]

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Then the fact that it was not a good argument must prove that God did not want it to be right?

No, God can make it right even though it's a terrible argument.

Or are you going to say that you know the inter-workings of God's mind? Do you even know what a logical fallacy is?

Friend, I am widely renowned as an expert on logical fallacies. Ask anyone about logical fallacies, and they'll tell you that I'm your man.

AIDs is not a cure for anything, it is a disease.

Nope, it cures fags.

And it does not affect only homosexuals, it also affects the straight communities.

Why would a straight man get sodomised by a fag? That just doesn't make any sense.

He was most likely referring to Mary. I doubt he was making any connection between Mary and Moses other than that they were both Jewish.

Then why bring Moses into a discussion of Jesus' ethnicity?

That is one of the most idiotic replies I have heard yet. Like you have never been near a woman near her period. Do you know how difficult that would be considering you do not know when every woman in the world is having it? And laws have changed from what they were then. Do you have battlements on your roof? Do you even know what that is?

I know perfectly well what they are. I don't have them, because I didn't build my house myself. But if I do ever build a house, I will be sure to comply with Deuteronomy 22:8 while doing so. God doesn't change.

[Kengen Yo]

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If you have sexural relations with a homersexural you will get the AID!
If you don't have sex with a fag, you won't get the AID, Simple!

Why do you consider the word homer a slur? After all they are homersexurals.

You can get AIDs from anyone who has it, that is how it spreads.

And homer is a slur because they are homosexuals, not homersexuals. And the word fag is also a slur.

That just shows how weak your faith is. As a True Christian, I know that if God wants a logical fallacy to be a good argument, then that logical fallacy will be a good argument. Hallelujah!

Then the fact that it was not a good argument must prove that God did not want it to be right? Or are you going to say that you know the inter-workings of God's mind? Do you even know what a logical fallacy is?

If there's no cure for homosexuality, how do you explain the AIDS?

AIDs is not a cure for anything, it is a disease. And it does not affect only homosexuals, it also affects the straight communities.

No, God isn't Jewish.

What? Do you think Moses was Jesus' mother? You are a very confused little boy, and I find your idea of God impregnating Moses to be rather offensive.

Jesus didn't lead anyone to the promised land, you drooling ape! Go back and read your Bible again!

He was most likely referring to Mary. I doubt he was making any connection between Mary and Moses other than that they were both Jewish. And he was referring to Moses leading the Jews to the Promise Land you ignorant moron. Instead of being an idiot, why don't you carefully make sure you actually know what you are reading before you open your mouth and prove to everyone what you really are.

They've probably enraged God by praying to Mary or working on the Sabbath or building a new house without a battlement around the roof (Deuteronomy 22:8) or failing to cleanse an unclean house properly or going near a woman on her period. God always has a reason.

That is one of the most idiotic replies I have heard yet. Like you have never been near a woman near her period. Do you know how difficult that would be considering you do not know when every woman in the world is having it? And laws have changed from what they were then. Do you have battlements on your roof? Do you even know what that is?

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh, and just so you know, using logical fallacies is NOT an argument.

That just shows how weak your faith is. As a True Christian, I know that if God wants a logical fallacy to be a good argument, then that logical fallacy will be a good argument. Hallelujah!

HomOsexuality is a choice, not a disease. You cannot "cure" it, a person must choose of their own free will.

If there's no cure for homosexuality, how do you explain the AIDS?

jesus not a jew strange! very strange so he's parents weren't jewish?

No, God isn't Jewish.

moses wasn't jewish?

What? Do you think Moses was Jesus' mother? You are a very confused little boy, and I find your idea of God impregnating Moses to be rather offensive.

so who did he took to the promised land non jews?

Jesus didn't lead anyone to the promised land, you drooling ape! Go back and read your Bible again!

So how does that explain it amongst people who do not support or condone homosexuality?

They've probably enraged God by praying to Mary or working on the Sabbath or building a new house without a battlement around the roof (Deuteronomy 22:8) or failing to cleanse an unclean house properly or going near a woman on her period. God always has a reason.

[James Dewitt]

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Ok, but it has been stated by the NHS and CDC that HIV infection is currently higher year on year than infection among the gay comminity.

We are all being punished, why?

Also:

homo = gay slur
homers = gay slur

If you have sexural relations with a homersexural you will get the AID!
If you don't have sex with a fag, you won't get the AID, Simple!

Why do you consider the word homer a slur? After all they are homersexurals.

[Kengen Yo]

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Gee, millions of people campaigning for gay marriage... what could possibly by the reason God punishes such people with homer diseases?

Because people like you are tolerating and condoning homerism.

So how does that explain it amongst people who do not support or condone homosexuality?

And like it has been said before: homo and homer are gay slurs.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Ok, but it has been stated by the NHS and CDC that HIV infection is currently higher year on year than infection among the gay comminity.

We are all being punished, why?

Because people like you are tolerating and condoning homerism.

[GOD=life]

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We are all being punished, why?

Gee, millions of people campaigning for gay marriage... what could possibly by the reason God punishes such people with homer diseases?

[Alsnoy]

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jesus not a jew strange! very strange so he's parents weren't jewish? moses wasn't jewish? so who did he took to the promised land non jews?

[xander_us2]

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Ok, but it has been stated by the NHS and CDC that HIV infection is currently higher year on year than infection among the gay comminity.

We are all being punished, why?

Also:

homo = gay slur
homers = gay slur

[GOD=life]

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I see, so homosexuality is viewed as a disease to be cured?

The Bible says it is an abomination (see Leviticus), not a disease.

If it were a disease, it would mean that God caused them to be that way. Disease is God's way of punishing us.

Homersexuality is a choice. When we make sinful choices, God punishes us with disease. That is why HIV/AIDS is prevalent among homers.

So:

- sinful choice (homer) <--- thing to fix
- result: disease

[Noah Dint]

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I see, so homosexuality is viewed as a disease to be cured?

Kindly leave our forums.

[Kengen Yo]

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I do not condemn anyone to Hell. >> I << want all the homersexuals to go to Heaven!

But the Bible says that homersexuality is a sin and they will go to Hell.

What I would love to see is that all homersexuals will choose to become straight and have a shot at going to Heaven. They may even remain effeminate. I want them to come to Heaven and be gay in another way (i.e. happy, not homo) for eternity.

In the meantime, you are throwing around allegations of homersexuality as an insult, without showing intent of wanting to cure them.

So who exactly hates them then, eh?

About actually quoting scripture rather than telling everyone that it says something.

I see, so homosexuality is viewed as a disease to be cured?

Apparently. I however disagree. It is a choice. (now I await the infractions/ban that will result from me stating my opinions)