[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

EVERYONE knows Jesus was a brother, like me. He was born in Africa and rode his mighty velociraptor, Bernie, to Bangladesh. There he parted the Mississippi river (which is chock full of hippos) so he could get a cherry pie Ms. Anderson had just put on the windowsill to cool because he blazed some primo ganja with Pilate earlier and had a sick case of the munchies.

This is scripturally sound and almost word for word from the good book.

[BIG BEN WALLACE]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

EVERYONE knows Jesus was a brother, like me. He was born in Africa and rode his mighty velociraptor, Bernie, to Bangladesh. There he parted the Mississippi river (which is chock full of hippos) so he could get a cherry pie Ms. Anderson had just put on the windowsill to cool because he blazed some primo ganja with Pilate earlier and had a sick case of the munchies.

This is scripturally sound and almost word for word from the good book.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible

Kindly go back and read this thread from the beginning.


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[jacobadamson]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

I hope he did, those guys could use a laugh now and then.

I've heard that having to take the "crazy calls" is a position saved for those they want to push out of the bureau without actually firing them. I guess because they're a law enforcement agency, they're not allowed to call you a nut bar and have to record the call.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

You talked to the FBI?

I hope he did, those guys could use a laugh now and then.

[Nobar King]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

You talked to the FBI?

[Kolonol]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

??? I have a Thermaltake case with a EVGA 750i FTW Motherboard with a socket 775 Hyperthreading quadcore 2.4GHz CPU along with 16GB's of RAM and a nice sized HDD and 4 1GB Nvidia 9800GTX vid cards hooked up with Dual SLI, and my ISP runs fiberoptic lines which currently are the fastest means of data transfer available...and I have 6 laptops, 2 of which are very high end gaming machines, and my house has 5 floors, 1 of which I added....so thank you very much. As for illegal, how is it illegal for the FBI to take you offline, which I have now been informed they will NOT do, but some of you will be getting phone calls soon, and may be visited by a few people with guns and little gold badges saying they can arrest your ass. As for the site, it is not illegal to hyperjump your link into a proxy, because then I have not altered the site in anyway, just prevented individual access to it (seriously read the laws before you go being stupid)

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...

Whoa, easy there jethro... Do you really think you can do that with your old 386 PC and the dialup internets you have there in your trailer? I don't think so.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...

Ryan, no one believes that you really want to commit any sort of illegal activity.
Stop being ridiculous and get right with Jesus.

[Kolonol]

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Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...

[Levi Jones]

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well...you're an idiot too...and I have one thing to say for me.... I'm BORING! -SHOCKER-

Such an idiot that you hang onto my every word. I think I see what is going on here.

Friend, I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way.

[Kolonol]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

well...you're an idiot too...and I have one thing to say for me.... I'm BORING! -SHOCKER-

[Levi Jones]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Wow what a bunch of BS... Jesus was a jew, he was killed by the Romans, and your scientists are idiots.

Jesus was killed by the Jews. Pilate even tried to give Him back, but they insisted.

Luke 23
14 Said unto them, Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people: and, behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him:
15No, nor yet Herod: for I sent you to him; and, lo, nothing worthy of death is done unto him.
22And he said unto them the third time, Why, what evil hath he done? I have found no cause of death in him: I will therefore chastise him, and let him go.
23And they were instant with loud voices, requiring that he might be crucified. And the voices of them and of the chief priests prevailed.

So are your Historians...you people are the brainwashed ones....I can't even begin to describe how stupid you have to be to believe this bull....okay to say one thing, how old is the bible?

As old as the secular writers that back up the Bible like Josephus, Tacitus and Pliny.

The Roman Empire had some of thee most accurate historical recollections in history since they had the most historians, and many had different views so in some way or another, the correct events WERE recorded.

Indeed they were as I have demonstrated.

[Kolonol]

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Wow what a bunch of BS... Jesus was a jew, he was killed by the Romans, and your scientists are idiots. So are your Historians...you people are the brainwashed ones....I can't even begin to describe how stupid you have to be to believe this bull....okay to say one thing, how old is the bible? The Roman Empire had some of thee most accurate historical recollections in history since they had the most historians, and many had different views so in some way or another, the correct events WERE recorded. Outside of the bible yes....but now answer this, the Bible doesn't say World War II happened does it? So did it not happen? Guess so. Bible didn't say that computers exist...so I guess I'm not typing this...the Bible doesn't say anything about True Christians....guess you guys are all liars and hypocrites...(as if the sane world didn't already know that) Stupid is as stupid does...