[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Do not go to the spot called "Notre Dame," either.

I think that means "Night Lady."

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

And Palais des Congrès Porte Maillot? Sex Palace, wear a swimsuit?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

And Palais des Congrès Porte Maillot? Sex Palace, wear a swimsuit?

Thanks for the warnings, Ladies!

I think the Exhibitionist Centre at the bottom of that map is probably the worst of this abominable lot!

Leviticus 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

The most stealthy and dangerous one to me looks like:

"Sacre-Coeur" = Sack Coercion (?) . (Or maybe 'Sack Cooler' ?)

Anyway, sounds bad.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

The most stealthy and dangerous one to me looks like:

"Sacre-Coeur" = Sack Coercion (?) . (Or maybe 'Sack Cooler' ?)

Anyway, sounds bad.

It is one of the cat lick places of idolatry, Mary worship and thus a center of sodomy. -> I think that you translation is absolutely correct at least regarding the actual CONTENT of that place.

The French government is giving out incredible amounts of misinformation that lures unsuspecting people to visit their country. I'm most annoyed!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

The French government is giving out incredible amounts of misinformation that lures unsuspecting people to visit their country.

Oh, I'm with you.

Recently they issued this stamp, without even warning people it doesn't even look like that any more ! !

I mean, talk about a "bait and switch" ! !

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Every tourist office always advertises Paris and how Cafe sitting is a great Parisian sport.
Sport indeed. I would be very careful with them. And their baquettes.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Marko, it seems that dreadful bakery has been open since 1920! The entire heterosexural population of France must have been wiped out in the First World War, leaving only gaywise bakers.

Oh, I'm with you.

Recently they issued this stamp, without even warning people it doesn't even look like that any more ! !

I mean, talk about a "bait and switch" ! !

That's not too surprising as that painter wasn't even French. He was one of the phlegms. So that picture is probably not even of France, but more likely of one of the phlegmatic countries. The cheating French just put it on their stamp to mislead hapless tourists.

Proverbs 10:9

YiC
AW

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

The cheating French just put it on their stamp to mislead hapless tourists.

Look how they've even called it "La Danse les Paysanes" (Or 'Dance of the Paris People.')



Utterly shameless.

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[Wide-Open]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Brother Elmer, I understand that you are on fire for the Lord, but please be careful as the French are known to set you on fire "tout court".

If you feel it's getting a bit too hot, you are always welcome to visit me over here. I can not disclose my whereabouts in public, but I will send you a private message, so we can, eh, hook up. Don't bother trying public transport; apart from it being a communist plot, they are on strike for the next 4587 days anyway because a passenger farted on a train and apparently got hoisted on his own pétard.

Oh, and don't fall for the "It it weren't for France, there would not have been an inspired Thomas Paine, and there would not have been a USA" shtick they sometimes try. The USA has been founded by the Pilgrims, the rest is just secular noise.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Why can't the French learn to speak proper American English? Or at least learn to speel properly. I mean, why say 'tout' when they should say 'toot' etc

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Why can't the French learn to speak proper American English? Or at least learn to speel properly. I mean, why say 'tout' when they should say 'toot' etc

I've been wondering about the same thing. I think it is because the French have so many loandwords from American and because the outrageous pronounciation of French has forced them to spell these originally clear and pure American words in confusing ways. Think about it! Difficult becomes 'difficile', enter becomes 'entrer', descending into Hell (the future of practically all French) has been twisted into 'descendre'.

This is what GOD says about that!

Jeremiah 23:30
Therefore, behold, I am against the prophets, saith the LORD, that steal my words every one from his neighbour.

That's the French! Stealing innocent American words and corrupting them!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Brother Elmer, I understand that you are on fire for the Lord, but please be careful as the French are known to set you on fire "tout court".

If you feel it's getting a bit too hot, you are always welcome to visit me over here. I can not disclose my whereabouts in public, but I will send you a private message, so we can, eh, hook up. Don't bother trying public transport; apart from it being a communist plot, they are on strike for the next 4587 days anyway because a passenger farted on a train and apparently got hoisted on his own pétard.

Oh, and don't fall for the "It it weren't for France, there would not have been an inspired Thomas Paine, and there would not have been a USA" shtick they sometimes try. The USA has been founded by the Pilgrims, the rest is just secular noise.

Thank you, Brother. I have not been told the exact name of this town but is has an outrageously large cat lick temple and I think the name could have been 'Charter'. I am fairly sure I'm going to be taken to the airport safely tomorrow!

I'll probably contact you in private as I think my messages are being monitored.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

At the Generalissimo de Gaulle Airport. Thank God and all your prayers.



It's early morning here but not too soon to leave France. I got through the security check this time in a few hours with minimal fondling of my package and only removed my chastity belt and shoes for inspection; and I'm in the area for international travellers. Such relief!



And they have a full 15 minutes of free wifi at the Airport.No way I'm paying them any euros for an extension!

The general state of France is probably beyond any hope of salvation. I'd recommend cancellation of any mission here if you asked me now, but I think I'll cool off a few days, get back on track with my marital duties neglected during this time and have a complete check on the AIDS thingy that could have contaminated me despite my petitionary precautions.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Visit France! My mission - day 1 (of 4)

Please check in tomorrow! If they drugged your food or drink, it could take up to 12 hours to feel the effects. Also, get scanned for any electronic implants or tracking devices they may have sneaked on/into you!!



You simply cannot take any chances with those people!
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