[uncool dude]

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What is the firmament made out of?

[uncool dude]

Re: Stupidest scientist claim ever: Philae lander has found alien life on a comet

On a comepletly unrelated note someone explain this verse to me.
Psalm 82:1King James Version (KJV)

82 God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Stupidest scientist claim ever: Philae lander has found alien life on a comet

What is the firmament made out of?

Mr Dude, what a nice question. It is made of the power of God.

Psalms 150:1
Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.

This material is also known to be crystalline.

Ezekiel 1:22
And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.

I surmise it is a single very strong polymer molecule. We'd need a sample for analysis to be sure but I advice against any excursions up there.

Genesis 11:4
And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

Genesis11:8
So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.

I'm so glad I could be of assistance.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Stupidest scientist claim ever: Philae lander has found alien life on a comet

On a comepletly unrelated note someone explain this verse to me.
Psalm 82:1King James Version (KJV)

82 God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods.

This is most irregular regarding the nature of this thread and I'm only helping you because Lord Jesus has commanded us to do our utmost to save vile, repulsive sinners from Hellfire.

I also don't usually care much for commentaries but I've always admired John Gills exposition to the Bible regarding this particular verse. I am well aware that you chose it as an attempt to find polytheism in the Bible. However, I trust Jesus and it is very likely that He made you ask this to show you how futile your efforts to ridicule Him are.

"...among he gods..." It is them, who are so called, ( Psalms 8:5 ) ( 97:7 ) , but rather civil magistrates are meant, the rulers and judges of the people, who go by this name of "elohim", or gods, in ( Exodus 21:6 ) ( 22:18 ) , and are so called because they are the powers ordained of God, are representatives of him, are his vicegerents and deputies under him; should act in his name, according to his law, and for his glory, and are clothed with great power and authority from and under him; and therefore are before styled the "mighty". Among these Christ, the Son of God, judges, to whom all judgment is committed; he qualifies these for the discharge of their office, he directs them how to judge, and all the right judgment they make and do is from him, "by" whom "kings" reign, and princes decree justice; by whom princes rule, and nobles, even all the judges of the earth; and to whom they are all accountable, and will be themselves judged by him another day. ( Proverbs 8:15 Proverbs 8:16 )

Wonderful verse isn't it? Rich in meaning and also a nice reference to Sweet Jesus Christ our Lord! From this we get to...

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


Now, if you have specific questions about Biblical passages, we have the "Teaching His Word" Forum at your disposal.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[uncool dude]

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This is most irregular regarding the nature of this thread and I'm only helping you because Lord Jesus has commanded us to do our utmost to save vile, repulsive sinners from Hellfire.

I also don't usually care much for commentaries but I've always admired John Gills exposition to the Bible regarding this particular verse. I am well aware that you chose it as an attempt to find polytheism in the Bible. However, I trust Jesus and it is very likely that He made you ask this to show you how futile your efforts to ridicule Him are.



Wonderful verse isn't it? Rich in meaning and also a nice reference to Sweet Jesus Christ our Lord! From this we get to...

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


Now, if you have specific questions about Biblical passages, we have the "Teaching His Word" Forum at your disposal.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thanks for your assistance. Sorry. I needed someone to explain that verse to me.

[Des]

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I heard the most ridiculous thing on the radio today while having one of my staff polish my rusty trombone.

Apparently those NASA nitwits have decided that Americans are too stupid to catch even the most insane of claims. The newest scheme they are hatching seems to be sending an elf to a moon named Enchiladas. This hypothetical moon allegedly orbits Saturn, and NASA hopes to pocket trillions of our tax dollars so they can pretend to send an elf to Enchiladas to search for life they can anally probe.

Elves and moons named Enchiladas! How stupid do they think we are?