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  • Warrior of God
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    • Aug 2008
    • 241
    #16
    Re: Like Monkeys Care

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    I have no idea. Some kind of rat.


    Speaking of rats, check out these giant mice! A gal couldn't even jump on a chair to escape them!!


    I believe they're south american...
    so that would make the capibarra a big old catholic rat wouldn't it...?

    Kind of fits right in with what you'd expect really, doesn't it...?
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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: Like Monkeys Care

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Well, the latest scientifical lies are that monkeys care. That's right fellow True Christians™, the evilutionistas are working overtime in the ridiculous factory to convince us all that our relatives were chimpanzees.

        I for one, am not buying it. I've been to the zoo, and I've been to the ghetto, and I have yet to see any of them sharing a thing except fleas and vernearial diseases.
        Wait...does this mean that, theoretically, we could train monkeys up to tithe? Have the seculiar scientists actually discovered something useful for a change?
        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
        Of course, even if they are stupid, birds are still God's creatures. Here's one of my favorite birds:

        I'm not so keen on that bird. Something about its posture makes me thing of a Catholic Priest standing in front of an alterboy.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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