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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
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    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    Yes! Did you even read the passage I quoted?
    I got bored.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    >_< Are whales condemned too then? Manatees? Seal? They're all made of the same stuff.
    Yes! Did you even read the passage I quoted?

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  • Brother Love
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    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.
    Well now "HELL-you soon WILL be singing......" I am a GODLY man and

    I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!

    Do I always talk Televangelist style? Well YES I do when I know I'm dealin' with SINNER FOLK like you WITCH!

    As for the Misses...my wife's name is Ethel Love and she be a good CHRISTIAN woman that KNOWS and KEEPS her womanly place (but I guess ya don't know nothin' bouts keepin your womanly GOD-COMMANDED place). If ya go to my profiles you'll see a link to the Salvation Show page with more information 'bouts me and my beloved FAITHFUL wife, and of course all them brat kids we had (especially the two girls which we DON'T talk about and NO they ain't invited home for Christmas either! Harlot messes they is! Daughters of Cain they is! They is women a lot like YOU Hell-sing).

    Now let me jist make this all simple for ya HELL-SINGER witch....the LORD JESUS called me to PREACH and EVANGELIZE the world when I t'was very young. So that's what I do......PREACH and ifin ya thinks I talk like a televangelist well then so be it cuz most of them is my friends anyway so I consider your comment a compliment. (snicker'in at the old witch Hell-singer).

    Now, I is meetin' rit now with Deacon Jack so I gots to cut this all shorts.

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  • see_the_light
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    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Yeesh, do you ever calm down? Things can be said just as easily without all the shouting and yelling. And I wasn't asking Brother Love if he and his wife get along. Merely stating that if he talks and screams to JESuS!!! all the time like that, it would probably be a tad awkward for hiw wife during...certain moments.
    *snicker*


    Actually, I think he prefers the fact that I use that lump of gray matter in my skull otherwise known as a brain.
    It seems the Landover baptist men prefer women who don't realize that they're allowed to use their brains.
    But then you aren't a landover baptist yet, are you?
    Your sting is cruel hell-singer.

    My shame is like the mark of Cain and I will not deny it.

    If willingness was the only factor then, as GOD is my my witness, I would state I was a LANDOVER BAPTIST.

    But I wait for the GRACE of GOD and the acceptence of those I yearn to find as my brothers.

    You are cruel, but if by stinging so low you expected me to quit... behold, THE LORD as given me strengh through my shame and fear of HIS WRATH.

    Thank you hell-singer, Thank you for tempting me in such unfit way.


    PRAISE THE LORD !

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
    DREAM ON HELL-SINGER!

    A TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND like BROTHER LOVE is a gift THE LORD bestows only on a deserving obeying TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN.
    Yeesh, do you ever calm down? Things can be said just as easily without all the shouting and yelling. And I wasn't asking Brother Love if he and his wife get along. Merely stating that if he talks and screams to JESuS!!! all the time like that, it would probably be a tad awkward for hiw wife during...certain moments.
    *snicker*

    Yours must be paying the sins of his forefathers....
    Actually, I think he prefers the fact that I use that lump of gray matter in my skull otherwise known as a brain.
    It seems the Landover baptist men prefer women who don't realize that they're allowed to use their brains.
    But then you aren't a landover baptist yet, are you?

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  • see_the_light
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    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.
    DREAM ON HELL-SINGER!

    A TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND like BROTHER LOVE is a gift THE LORD bestows only on a deserving obeying TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN.

    Yours must be paying the sins of his forefathers....

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
    Dameon it don't matter if ya believes in Satan and his FALLEN ANGELS with goat legs or not. Doesn't change the FACT that they exist and that YOU (like all human beings) are involved in a SPIRITUAL and UNSEEN WARFARE agin these demons! Now, when is ya goin to give yourself to the LORD and start fighting the battle? Son, don't ya knows that you is in a SPIRITUAL WARZONE and you is LOSING the war? You can ONLY win with JeSuS!!
    A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.

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  • Brother Love
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    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    I don't believe in angels or the devil. I have no idea what they look like if they exist at all.
    Dameon it don't matter if ya believes in Satan and his FALLEN ANGELS with goat legs or not. Doesn't change the FACT that they exist and that YOU (like all human beings) are involved in a SPIRITUAL and UNSEEN WARFARE agin these demons! Now, when is ya goin to give yourself to the LORD and start fighting the battle? Son, don't ya knows that you is in a SPIRITUAL WARZONE and you is LOSING the war? You can ONLY win with JeSuS!!

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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
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    Satan was once an angel, who fell from Heaven when he revolted against and was thus found revolting by the Lord. How many goat-legged angels have you seen?

    Really. Goat's legs!
    I don't believe in angels or the devil. I have no idea what they look like if they exist at all.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    Mammals don't have to be all hugs and kisses, after all goats are mammals and isn't the devil half goat? *shrugs* He has goats legs right?
    Um, no. PAN has goat's legs. Or would, if he were real.

    Satan likes to put his tallywhacker BETWEEN goats' legs when he tires of sinners!

    Satan was once an angel, who fell from Heaven when he revolted against and was thus found revolting by the Lord. How many goat-legged angels have you seen?

    Really. Goat's legs!

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  • Ixi
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Dolphins aren't mammals. They aren't even fish. They are satanic demons without scales....sort of like whales....and must be killed with all dispatch!
    Dolphins are beautiful creatures, we would be them if humans were to dwell in the water.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Bwahahahaha! But not the worst I've seen. Someone once showed me a link to a page by someone who went one step further with the dolphins

    And dolphins ARE mammals. One of the most intelligent animals on earth, they aren't just a fish, and as has been mentioned here, I believe, studies show we even have some DNA in common with plants. So it's only logical that something like this would happen.

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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
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    >_< Are whales condemned too then? Manatees? Seal? They're all made of the same stuff.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Mammals do not have scales. Therefore, mammals that swim in the sea are an abomination.

    I know that dolphins are mammals, you blithering idiot. What I'm pointing out is that, because of this, the Holy Scripture condemns them.

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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
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    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    Then they are an abomination.

    Leviticus 11:10
    And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

    Dolphins have fins, of course, but scales? Not if they're mammals.
    It isn't what your body is covered with that makes you a mammal. Mammal's give birth to live young and are warm blooded which dolhins and whales are. hence they are both mammals whether you like it or not.

    How does that passage refer to mammals all it says is that thigns that have scales or live in the water are 'evil'. Mammals don't have to be all hugs and kisses, after all goats are mammals and isn't the devil half goat? *shrugs* He has goats legs right?

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