[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

So, basically, God uses the dolphin to carry out his good will but still leaves him to burn in hell for all eternity...sort of like a used up harlot? (I swear everyone here is trying to get me married. I don't understand it.)

What's not to understand? You are a woman and women need a man to tell them what to think. You yourself seem to know this, at least deep down, by what you posted here. Without a strong man to lead them women turn into demon worshipping lesbian harlots, take a look at VanHellbound, Lillith, and even Ixi. All three lack a strong man in their lives and all three worship Satan and fornicate with every man, woman, and sometimes even animal, they can.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

For one, people who fight to "save" them (oh, the bitter irony!) or otherwise champion their existence are doomed to an eternity in Hell. It's a bit like secondhand smoke, only it's actually real.

[Arethusa]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins do not possess immortal souls, no matter how smart these scienterrorists may claim them to be. They can no more easily burn in Hell than can a rock or a cloud.

Oh. So...what's the downside of being an abomination? Name-calling from good Christians?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins do not possess immortal souls, no matter how smart these scienterrorists may claim them to be. They can no more easily burn in Hell than can a rock or a cloud.

[Arethusa]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins are dumb animals, and this one was privileged enough to have been used by Jesus. Beyond that a dolphin has no more value than any other pile of roadkill. God is as clear as He wants to be, sister Arethusa. Perhaps your faith isn't as strong as it should be, because you lack a True Christian™ Man to guide and shepard you.

So, basically, God uses the dolphin to carry out his good will but still leaves him to burn in hell for all eternity...sort of like a used up harlot? (I swear everyone here is trying to get me married. I don't understand it.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

But if she was a harlot, then the dolphin was doing the Lord's Good Work and should be praised! Sometimes I don't think God's quite clear on who loves and who he hates so much he wants to send them to eternal hell to be sodomised by Saddam Hussein.

Dolphins are dumb animals, and this one was privileged enough to have been used by Jesus. Beyond that a dolphin has no more value than any other pile of roadkill. God is as clear as He wants to be, sister Arethusa. Perhaps your faith isn't as strong as it should be, because you lack a True Christian™ Man to guide and shepard you.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins do not have free will. The LORD was using it to do His own work, and thus it is the LORD whom we should praise. In other words, the dolphin was just the tool God used to exact His holy vengeance--the animals should still be regarded as an abomination, since the Bible condemns them as such.

Maybe one of our more qualified (i.e. male) Bible Scholars can help me out.

[Arethusa]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

But if she was a harlot, then the dolphin was doing the Lord's Good Work and should be praised! Sometimes I don't think God's quite clear on who loves and who he hates so much he wants to send them to eternal hell to be sodomised by Saddam Hussein.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Once again, Jesus has used a large fish to dispense His loving mercy, this time on a harlot from the Godless cesspool known as New Zealand. GLORY!

Woman crushed by leaping dolphin

WELLINGTON, Dec 27 (Reuters Life!) - A New Zealand woman is in critical condition in hospital after being crushed by a dolphin that leaped on to her boat, media reported on Wednesday.

The 27-year-old woman had been watching from the bow of the small boat cruising among the marine mammals off the North Island's Coromandel Peninsula on Tuesday when the bottlenose dolphin landed on her, the New Zealand Herald said.

She suffered serious head injuries and was flown to hospital in Auckland.

The dolphin also smashed the boat's windshield and bow rails before jumping back into the ocean, witnesses told the Herald.

Coast guard official Steve Taylor said the dolphin probably got over-excited and jumped on to the boat, although he had never heard of such an incident before.

Bottlenose dolphins, which can measure up to 2.5 metres (8.2 feet) in length and weigh as much as 260 kg (572 pounds), are known for their friendly behavior toward human beings and seldom become aggressive.

I hope this settles forever the question of what our attitude should be towards these creatures. They are our mortal enemies, and to be seen as food or enslaved entertainment. Praise the Lord!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

I don't know any catholics.

Is this not your favorite T shirt? Did you not "ride" a silhouette dolphin?
Are you not not donating sperm to Dr. Block's Bonobo hybrid project?

Are you really salvageable? I hope God makes allowance for such extreme kink.

I won't term you "disgusting". I won't hint that you're "indecent".
I'll let all the others do that.

Poor lad!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

I'm impervious.

No matter how pervi you may or may not be, it still doesn't change the fact that you won't be impervious to Satan's red-hot pitchfork when you're suffering for eternity! Btw, your threats have been logged, and copies have been sent to the relevant authorities.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

I'm impervious.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Are you trying to scare us or something? We know that everyone suffers as did our Savior--that's part of what it means to be a Christian. However, even years of intense chemotherapy are nothing compared to the ETERNITY you will spend in Hell for denying God's love.

Has any of this made a dent in your thick little skull, or are you completely impervious to the Truth?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

ACLUtard, it's perfectly simple. Do sharks have the capability to kill off thousands of humans at a time by spilling harmful chemicals all over their habitat? No, only we can do that. Ultimately, with God's blessing, we shall render the planet uninhabitable, at which point human superiority will really come into play - we are the only species with the ability to accept Jesus Christ as our personal Saviour, so He shall return and sweep those who are smart enough to excercise that ability up to heaven, leaving all the dumb backwards goths who denied Him to wheeze their last tormented breaths through ash-filled lungs on a barren, miserable rock, along with all the sharks, liberals, and barbarous Arabs. PRASE!

I hope you die a slow and painful death. Maybe cancer.... first you should get testicular cancer... then maybe prostate cancer. Maybe you'll be pouring your chemicals into some stream and fall in, wouldn't that be an ironic way to go? How about some syphillis? A good dose of Syphillis would do you some good, sure you'd go blind and crazy but hey god will save you.

Well, I mean if you're gonna start talking about killing animals off using nuclear waste and the like, you'd probably end up with some type of cancer. A brain tumour maybe.

Well, that'll do me for today. I can't be bothered to go through anymore ways a death -that can't possibly be linked to me- could happen.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

ACLUtard, it's perfectly simple. Do sharks have the capability to kill off thousands of humans at a time by spilling harmful chemicals all over their habitat? No, only we can do that. Ultimately, with God's blessing, we shall render the planet uninhabitable, at which point human superiority will really come into play - we are the only species with the ability to accept Jesus Christ as our personal Saviour, so He shall return and sweep those who are smart enough to excercise that ability up to heaven, leaving all the dumb backwards goths who denied Him to wheeze their last tormented breaths through ash-filled lungs on a barren, miserable rock, along with all the sharks, liberals, and barbarous Arabs. PRASE!