[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

And FISH ARE MEAT you ring-kissing homer

First time I read this I thought you wrote "rim-kissing homer" which would also be true.

Now, back to the subject:

God says bats are birds, I believe it, that settles it.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

If GOD done say bats are birds, then bats are bird and there ain't no scientific mumbo jumbo that can prove otherwise. Sure, they may be creepy birds that don't taste real good, but they're still birds.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

And FISH ARE MEAT you ring-kissing homer

I'd be happy if we could just get them to accept that FISH AREN'T HATS!

[Mustang]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

And FISH ARE MEAT you ring-kissing homer

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

YOU ARE ALL WRONG bats are mammals just like you and me.......bats have nothing to do with satan and his legions of followers

Care to cite Scripture to back up that assertion? Otherwise, why should we trust you over Almighty God? Did you create all life?

[trollnerd]

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YOU ARE ALL WRONG bats are mammals just like you and me.......bats have nothing to do with satan and his legions of followers

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

Thomas Martin, why can't you just accept what the Bible says? Look at them, they fly about, they're birds. Did you even need to look? Just read the Bible.

Unfalsifiable, I admire your optimism in asking Tom Martin to crack open KJV 1611

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

Thomas Martin, why can't you just accept what the Bible says? Look at them, they fly about, they're birds. Did you even need to look? Just read the Bible.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What Paul was talking about here is the order of those dead who will rise again when Jesus comes back once and for all to judge all Creation!

And those who are alive will be caught up — that is, raptured. Have the fumes from the altar-boy lubricant affected your reading comprehension?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

Yes, there is.

1 Thess. 4:15-17: For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive [and] remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Please explain how being caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air isn't the Rapture.

What Paul was talking about here is the order of those dead who will rise again when Jesus comes back once and for all to judge all Creation!

[Brother Temperance]

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There is no "rapture"!

Jesus shall come again in His glory to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdon will have no end!

That's the last thing! We believe His Second Coming will be for all eternity, whereas you think it'll be just for a moment, and after that a "third coming".

At least we're aware that the Him who will come again is Our Lord Jesus Christ and not pope Nazinger.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Man this is tough--whom do I believe? A pastor or our resident boy-buggerer?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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There is no "rapture"!

Yes, there is.

1 Thess. 4:15-17: For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive [and] remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Please explain how being caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air isn't the Rapture.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: BATS AREN'T BIRDS!

There is no "rapture"!

Jesus shall come again in His glory to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdon will have no end!

That's the last thing! We believe His Second Coming will be for all eternity, whereas you think it'll be just for a moment, and after that a "third coming".

No Rapture? I knew you cathoholics only believed PARTS of the Bible, but I figured that you had your heads screwed on straight enough to at least see the blantant OBVIOUSNESS of the Rapture. I thought you whack-jobs had at least conceded that Jesus is coming back for His Chosen! You guys are far more lost that I'd ever imagined! I will pray for you.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Exactly, Brother! Just because you *call* something a name doesn't mean it *is* that. If I call a raven a swan, it doesn't mean that it is a swan! Catholics call themselves Christians, but that doesn't mean they're heading to Heaven. It's all a part of Satan's redefinition plan. The liberals play right into this. Why when I was a lad, an unmarried man was a "fag" or "homo", but now they try to call them "gay" (as in "happy") or "differently oriented". Call me crazy but I preferred it when it was "fag" or "rug muncher". It's all a part of the liberal double-speak, to redefine an abomination as something acceptable. As the Bible says, in the end times, man will call evil good and good evil. Just more proof that the Rapture is but moments away*!

*Rapture is moments away in Jesus' time. A moment to Jesus may be another 1,000 years. But it will most likely be tomorrow

There is no "rapture"!

Jesus shall come again in His glory to judge the living and the dead, and His kingdon will have no end!

That's the last thing! We believe His Second Coming will be for all eternity, whereas you think it'll be just for a moment, and after that a "third coming".