[Saria]

God hates you, for you have long hair and you can be mistaken for a woman (such SHAME I cannot even begin to fathom). I suspect that you will become SATAN'S woman, used for his pleasure and sex (as the true role of a woman is).

...actually my hair is pretty short

Heathen, you cannot even begin to comprehend the mind of a TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM). Do not criticize that which you have no knowledge of. As a GODLY(TM) scientist, I can assure you that "Zillion" is a scientifical term used in all of the "THEORY of EVILUTION" papers. Do your research and look into ANY evilution paper . They all say that life is a "zillion" years old and that GOD never existed (even TYPING that makes me woozy!

Actually they say that the universe is 4.56 million years old, that god never existed and never will, and that life is around 1.4 billion years old (if I remember correctly).

Enjoy hell. Which is like a ZILLION ZILLION times worse than the WORST DREAM you ever had. Next time you defile yourself, try using a fiberglass glove covered in hot tamale sauce, to get a feel for what you will spend eternity feeling.

My worst dream, eh? Sounds fun. And how would you know what that felt like?

[HelmsFan55]

This is an uncreadble argument. There is no proof the ark existed. So with no evidince. No argument. So Science wins again.

[Andreas]

This is an uncreadble argument. There is no proof the ark existed. So with no evidince. No argument. So Science wins again.

How can you be more stupid? There's only one proof needed and it's already here - It's the Bible.

What else do you need?

If God says there was an ark, than there was. Are you saying God lies?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

This is an uncreadble argument. There is no proof the ark existed. So with no evidince. No argument. So Science wins again.

You want proof? Here is PLENTY of proof:
http://www.accuracyingenesis.com/noahark.html

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

A fossilized hammer was found in a formation famous for its dinosaurs, supposed to be 140 million years old (lower cretaceous).

Max Han was fishing with his family near London, TX when he found a rock with wood protruding from it. When the rock was cracked open, this octagonally shaped iron hammer was exposed.

The wood handle is partially coalifed with quartz and calcite crystalline inclusions. Tests performed at Battelle Laboratory document the hammer’s unusual metallurgy, 96% iron, 2.6% chlorine and .74% sulfur (no carbon). Density test indicate casting of exceptional quality. A unique coating of FeO, which does not readily form under present atmospheric conditions, appears to inhibit rusting.

So, monkey-worshippers....I'm waiting!

Maybe it was JESUS'S?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Actually they say that the universe is 4.56 million years old, that god never existed and never will, and that life is around 1.4 billion years old (if I remember correctly).

Let me get this straight. "They," whoever "they" are, say that the universe is 4.56 million years old, whereas life is around 1.4 billion years old. Do you genuinely not see a problem here? Either "they" are completely loony, or you misunderstand your own mythology. Either way, I'll stick with the Bible, thank you very much.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

3.) god has not refused to allow me to recieve the holy spirit, I've sent it back to god on a gurney

You do know what the one unforgivable sin is, don't you?

Have fun in hell.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

...actually my hair is pretty short

You misrepresent yourself with your HOMER icon then. Apparently subconsciously you are a homer. Or you're trying to pull something over on GOD'S FAVORITE CHRISTIANS(TM). Either way, shame on you!

Actually they say that the universe is 4.56 million years old, that god never existed and never will, and that life is around 1.4 billion years old (if I remember correctly).

You obviously don't remember correctly. Can't even remember your own mantra -- how sad is that?! Science is merely the condom with which satan sodomizes you (at this particular moment anyways, heathen).

My worst dream, eh? Sounds fun. And how would you know what that felt like?

While I durst not speculate as to what your worst dream was (I wouldn't want to fill my mind with such dirty spunk), GOD knows your every thought and will surely punish you accordingly.

[Saria]

Right, sorry, little typo there. I meant 4.56 billion years, my bad.

Oh, and more saved than thou, I shall make it a point of enjoying my existance in Hell, thank you very much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Right, sorry, little typo there. I meant 4.56 billion years, my bad.

Oh, and more saved than thou, I shall make it a point of enjoying my existance in Hell, thank you very much.

I wonder if you really understand what HELL means...Its not one of your homer chink anime cartoons you know.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Does this explain your evilution?

THIS story of horror comes to us from a seccular source, but if true, it must have the monkey-worshipping scientists scrambling to explain; what on earth good would it do the chicken?

Pa. farm discovers a 4-legged chicken

SOMERSET, Pa. - Henrietta the chicken was living inconspicuously among 36,000 other birds at Brendle Farms for 18 months — until a foreman noticed she had four legs.

"It's as healthy as the rest," the farm's owner, Mark Brendle, told The Daily American.

Brendle's 13-year-old daughter, Ashley, named the chicken Henrietta after the discovery Thursday. The bird has two normal front legs and, behind those, two more feet. They are of a similar size to her front legs but don't function. The chicken drags her extra feet behind her.

In 30 years of farming, Brendle said, he's never before seen a chicken with four legs.

There's no definitive reason why such deformities happen, said Cliff Thompson, a retired professor of genetics at the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown. He said it could be an accident of development, akin to a sixth toe on a cat.

Brendle said he jokingly suggested to his family that it sell Henrietta in an Internet auction, but Ashley objected.

OF COURSE her father was joking. He's looking forward to a 4-drumstick Sunday Dinner!

This animal is an abomination, and as such, should be destroyed!

[Lord_lancelout]

Well it soiunds like this debate is trying to prove creationism from a fact perspective, Using the bible as reference isnt using something known to be fact.

However if youc an prove the bible to be true then by all means....

He who started this thread you didnt list you source for the hammer


Ps : Its Evolutionists

[Talitha]

Well it soiunds like this debate is trying to prove creationism from a fact perspective, Using the bible as reference isnt using something known to be fact.

However if youc an prove the bible to be true then by all means....

He who started this thread you didnt list you source for the hammer


Ps : Its Evolutionists

Listen, Friend.
Any True Christian™ you ask will tell you that The Bible(KJV1611) is the ONLY Reference needed to find out the facts about Life, Universe, everything.

Your Sickular Scientists think they know, but we all know that's just Theory.
Read your Bible(KJV1611) and get yourself a proper education you Hippy.

PS Don't argue with The Pastor. It IS EVIL-UTION.

YIC
Talitha

[Andreas]

Listen, Friend.
Any True Christian™ you ask will tell you that The Bible(KJV1611) is the ONLY Reference needed to find out the facts about Life, Universe, everything.

Your Sickular Scientists think they know, but we all know that's just Theory.
Read your Bible(KJV1611) and get yourself a proper education you Hippy.

PS Don't argue with The Pastor. It IS EVIL-UTION.

YIC
Talitha

Praise sister.

I was a secular atheist for a short term but then I realized how wrong I was for not listening Jesus.

Bible is the only book that can provide us with an answer to question about life, universe and everything. I wonder how much...erm...what it is?

Evilotion is only a theory. Demons who possessed me in my recent posts told me. But then I prayed and tithed and got saved.

Praise, sister

[Andreas]

OMG: 5 minutes later I feel like an atheist again.

What is going on with me pastors?

HELP ME!


Confused Andreas