[Ammiel Habakuk]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

ROTFLMAO!
Love the pic!
Hope you don't mind me stealing that to show off elsewhere, do ya?

Stealing is against GOD's law, Bigot, and so is making fun of his Chosen President, you should be asahamed of yourself.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

So that they can be elected president, of course. As is illustrated here:
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ROTFLMAO!
Love the pic!
Hope you don't mind me stealing that to show off elsewhere, do ya?

[Ammiel Habakuk]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Whatever, my original point stands.

The original point that you are an idiot? Do you have your husband's permission to post in this Forum?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Whatever, my original point stands.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys, you idiot witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Huh??? All you did was post a toy and a cartoon monkey that had Obama's name on it. How on Earth does that make your case?

Now I, I actually posted REAL pics of Dubya next to a REAL monkey and the scariest thing is that he looks more like a monkey than the monkey. You can't argue with the facts!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Now see, I wouldn't have raised that particular issue if I were you, witch.

Nobody looks more like a monkey that Osambo, who IS a monkey!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

If evolution is true, then why are there still monkeys? Answer THAT, evolutionists!

So that they can be elected president, of course. As is illustrated here:

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Stupid evolutionist Satan worshiper! Evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics. How can you believe in such an idiotic idea?

Trust me, my friend--I am well-versed in all things scientific and have spent the entirety of my career working on spreading the Truth in an effort to remove all shrouds of misinformation. If you have anything NEW to add to this debate, please don't hesitate!

[David Dickinson]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Because they aren't the direct ancestors of the Human species as it is today. Equally, they still exist because they have a niche where they can successfully survive in nature, if for whatever reason the species became unable to survive, they would die out.

Stupid evolutionist Satan worshiper! Evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics. How can you believe in such an idiotic idea?

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

What about the "God is bowling theory" for thunder and lighting?

Well, we can't prove God isn't bowling, so I suppose that's as valid as any other supernatural-cause proposition. Also, the scientific Theory Thunder and Lightning is just a theory, not fact, and more and more top scientists are abandoning Thunder and Lightning theory in favor of the Ninepin Theory.

I mean, if lightning comes from charged particles, why are there still charged particles?

Even Edison confessed his theory of electricity was wrong on his death bed, and converted to Christianity.

Benjamin Franklin's dog-sitter literally HEARD Franklin say he saw angels aiming lightning at the key he tied to his kite every time God bowled a strike.

There's lots of undeniable, actual proof of this.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Because they aren't the direct ancestors of the Human species as it is today. Equally, they still exist because they have a niche where they can successfully survive in nature, if for whatever reason the species became unable to survive, they would die out.

What would a dead Nazi philosopher know about Godly Creation Science! Monkeys still exist because God created monkeys, and God "don't make no junk".

Man has dominion over all animals, hilarious monkeys included! Have any of you seen those Clint Eastwoods movies with that big orange monkey named Clyde? Man, those are funny movies! Especially when Clint would say "Right Turn Clyde" while the monkey was in the passenger seat of the truck, and the monkey would punch a biker!

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Because they aren't the direct ancestors of the Human species as it is today. Equally, they still exist because they have a niche where they can successfully survive in nature, if for whatever reason the species became unable to survive, they would die out.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Because monkeys are delicious when BBQ'd. I have fond memories from when serving our Godly country over in hellbound SE Asia of little gook ladies shouting out "Bar B Q".

We also used to shoot the little buggers for fun.

If evolution is true, then why are there still monkeys? Answer THAT, evolutionists!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Monkeys are here to entertain us with their cute little hats and dances.

And to sniff their fingers and fall off branches!

And to pee into their own mouths!

Stoopid Monkeys!