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If evolution is true, then why are there still monkeys? Answer THAT, evolutionists!
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Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!
I hear that soon we will have eaten all the monkeys and so they will no longer be threatening us and eating all our bananas.
"Some of the world's most endangered wild animals are, quite literally, being eaten to death. Dozens of species of great apes, monkeys, crocodiles, snakes and birds face extinction in the tropical rainforests of central Africa as a result of them being hunted for food."
This is of course a good thing. except that then evolution will be proved correct.I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!Comment
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In order that the Democrats have a nominee for president, near as I can figure.Originally posted by David Dickinson View Post"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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Originally posted by Star Finder View PostI hear that soon we will have eaten all the monkeys and so they will no longer be threatening us and eating all our bananas.
"Some of the world's most endangered wild animals are, quite literally, being eaten to death. Dozens of species of great apes, monkeys, crocodiles, snakes and birds face extinction in the tropical rainforests of central Africa as a result of them being hunted for food."
This is of course a good thing. except that then evolution will be proved correct.
You are seriously deranged, sir. You need to re-re-accept Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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And to sniff their fingers and fall off branches!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
And to pee into their own mouths!
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Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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Because monkeys are delicious when BBQ'd. I have fond memories from when serving our Godly country over in hellbound SE Asia of little gook ladies shouting out "Bar B Q".
We also used to shoot the little buggers for fun.
Originally posted by David Dickinson View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Because they aren't the direct ancestors of the Human species as it is today. Equally, they still exist because they have a niche where they can successfully survive in nature, if for whatever reason the species became unable to survive, they would die out.The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!Comment
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What would a dead Nazi philosopher know about Godly Creation Science! Monkeys still exist because God created monkeys, and God "don't make no junk".Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post
Man has dominion over all animals, hilarious monkeys included! Have any of you seen those Clint Eastwoods movies with that big orange monkey named Clyde? Man, those are funny movies! Especially when Clint would say "Right Turn Clyde" while the monkey was in the passenger seat of the truck, and the monkey would punch a biker!
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Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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What about the "God is bowling theory" for thunder and lighting?
Well, we can't prove God isn't bowling, so I suppose that's as valid as any other supernatural-cause proposition. Also, the scientific Theory Thunder and Lightning is just a theory, not fact, and more and more top scientists are abandoning Thunder and Lightning theory in favor of the Ninepin Theory.
I mean, if lightning comes from charged particles, why are there still charged particles?
Even Edison confessed his theory of electricity was wrong on his death bed, and converted to Christianity.
Benjamin Franklin's dog-sitter literally HEARD Franklin say he saw angels aiming lightning at the key he tied to his kite every time God bowled a strike.
There's lots of undeniable, actual proof of this.Comment
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Stupid evolutionist Satan worshiper! Evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics. How can you believe in such an idiotic idea?Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View PostComment
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Trust me, my friend--I am well-versed in all things scientific and have spent the entirety of my career working on spreading the Truth in an effort to remove all shrouds of misinformation. If you have anything NEW to add to this debate, please don't hesitate!Originally posted by David Dickinson View PostTrump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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So that they can be elected president, of course.Originally posted by David Dickinson View Post
As is illustrated here:
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Now see, I wouldn't have raised that particular issue if I were you, witch.
Nobody looks more like a monkey that Osambo, who IS a monkey!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Huh??? All you did was post a toy and a cartoon monkey that had Obama's name on it. How on Earth does that make your case?
Now I, I actually posted REAL pics of Dubya next to a REAL monkey and the scariest thing is that he looks more like a monkey than the monkey. You can't argue with the facts!sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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