Sodomite Cougars Suffer God's Wrath

[OnYourKnees]

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Don't get me wrong, I do believe in a Higher force but I don't think that force can actively intervene in everyday life. Also I think Jesus was certainly a very wise man and a good leader but I don't think he was the "miracle man" he's said to be.


PS: I'm sharing this account not everything I post is mine, the things in the same topic are in general from the same person

So you say you're a Christian, but you don't believe that God is who the Bible says He is, and you don't believe that Jesus is anything other than "a wise man".

Gee, other than not believing the most basic tenets of Christianity, how exactly ARE you a Christian?

[Poetic Peter]

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PS: I'm sharing this account not everything I post is mine, the things in the same topic are in general from the same person

That's not a good idea from our perspective. See, I like to know that the person I'm spending my time upon is a person and not a party of two or more.

Unless you and your posting partners are named Chang and Eng in real life,
please be kind to us and have your buddy open her or his own account--and keep your own account?

I am not a pastor nor a moderator. I just like to "know" it's the same person in all posts. It's up to your honor now, so be a Christian, please, and don't go Belgian









waffle

[Bert from Belgium]

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Look I LIVE in Belgium. We have 4 parliaments(local, regional, national and European ) I visited them all they are all functioning and they are ALL discussing citizen related issues. (and not planning to take over the world, the European union doesn't even have a military I might add)

I don't actually go to church anymore I don't really think god minds
he can't be attending everybody and I think I'm managing fine by myself.
More so I think I'm even managing better then most: I know 4 languages(including the non-important English) I go to university in the country. I've been to every continent on this planet(Including the US 4X, witch might not exist. I'm not sure, they might have been brainwashed in Disney-world )

Don't get me wrong, I do believe in a Higher force but I don't think that force can actively intervene in everyday life. Also I think Jesus was certainly a very wise man and a good leader but I don't think he was the "miracle man" he's said to be.


PS: I'm sharing this account not everything I post is mine, the things in the same topic are in general from the same person

[OnYourKnees]

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fist of all Belgium IS a real country and I'm quite proud of it too, you have no right to claim a country of 10 million people simply doesn't exist.
I find the idea quite offensive.
Have you ever been to Brussels or Antwerp???

Do you really think 2 million men would have given their lives over a non-existing country in 1914-1918?? (including a division of Americans)

-I've been to the states 4 ! times with a Belgian passport! do you really think they would have let me pass if Belgium didn't exist?

I know you didn't want to offend me on purpose but, I joined this forum to have reasonable discussions with people
I expect an apology or you won't be hearing from me again. May god forgive you

I didn't suggest anything. I posted a link to a very convincing website which demonstrates that Belgium, indeed, does not exist. In fact, all the comments you made are brought up and explained on that very site. It also explains why we should not (and do not) blame you for believing Belgium is real. You've simply been brainwashed and bound in a citizen-pod.

Now, what church is it you attend? We CAPITALIZE "God" around these parts, perhaps your church is one of those liberal ones which doesn't require respecting God?

[Poetic Peter]

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These "Belgians" are generally tolerated despite their total lack of humour.

Bert, we suppose that your condition is a side effect of subterrainian-Euro Disney pod life.

To begin the deprogramming process, a real knee-slapper. You will laugh so much!

A Belgian entered a Milwaukee bar and ordered a beer.
The waiter put a coaster and a beer on the table.

Ten minutes later the Belgian ordered another beer.

The waiter brought him the beer, and saw that the coaster had disappeared. So he fetched another one...

Ten minutes later, another beer. And again the coaster was missing.
This time the waiter decided he would not lay down another coaster...

- "Hey" the Belgian said, "where's my cookie ?"

Ficticious?



No moreso than "Belgium"!

[Bert from Belgium]

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fist of all Belgium IS a real country and I'm quite proud of it too, you have no right to claim a country of 10 million people simply doesn't exist.
I find the idea quite offensive.
Have you ever been to Brussels or Antwerp???

Do you really think 2 million men would have given their lives over a non-existing country in 1914-1918?? (including a division of Americans)

-I've been to the states 4 ! times with a Belgian passport! do you really think they would have let me pass if Belgium didn't exist?

I know you didn't want to offend me on purpose but, I joined this forum to have reasonable discussions with people
I expect an apology or you won't be hearing from me again. May god forgive you

[OnYourKnees]

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Hi, Bert! Thanks for mentioning that your first language isn't English. You'll find that we're very welcoming of all seekers of Christ, even those from, er, Belgium. What church do you go to?

Maybe things are different in Belgium, but in the real world, human sexually-transmitted diseases are usually only found in humans. Here, we're talking about mountain lions who have apparently gotten chlamydia from humans.

Now, it's highly unlikely that a human woman would squirt body fluids into a mountain lion, so it makes sense that they got it by being buggered. As anyone will tell you, anybody (human or bonobo or lion) GETTING buggered is a homer. The one doing the buggering is a fornicator who can't find a woman and went for whatever was handy.

A mountain lion would tear a human apart if the human tried to do something the lion didn't like. Therefore, these are horny, depraved homer mountain lions who enjoy being buggered by humans. Make sense?

[Brother Temperance]

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Most sexual transmitted diseases are also found in strictly "straight" couples.
These diseases are mostly transmitted by body fluids. And since both men and women have them. I think its illogical to presume that women and men wouldn't be able to infect one another. And since you cannot expect lions, or any other animal, to be monogamist(this is how god created them),... well you get the picture

The only way STDs could be found in a straight couple would be if the man was buggering strangers left, right and centre behind his wife's back, or if the wife had been raped by a wild negro. Either way, I don't see what it has to do with God smiting perverted lions.

[Bert from Belgium]

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Hello everybody, It's my first post on this site and I'm not really familiar with the rules here. So correct me if you think I'm out of line.
Also, since English isn't my native tongue(I'm from Belgium ), you might find errors here and there.
But enough about me.
I don't mean to sound offensive but I don't think these Lions are "gay".
Most sexual transmitted diseases are also found in strictly "straight" couples.
These diseases are mostly transmitted by body fluids. And since both men and women have them. I think its illogical to presume that women and men wouldn't be able to infect one another. And since you cannot expect lions, or any other animal, to be monogamist(this is how god created them),... well you get the picture

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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In that case, the only good that can come out of this is the possibility that some of them will be fatally mauled while trying to force themselves on the beasts. How ironic that would be—to spend your whole life spitting on God's natural laws and then suffer gruesome disembowelment at the hands (claws?) of nature itself.

Let's hope they try fornicating with sharks next!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I didn't think of it that way, but you're right; that makes even more sense. Couldn't these poofters at least stick to corrupting humans?

They are the lowest scum of the earth, are these sodomites. That is why Jesus hates them with such intense love.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I didn't think of it that way, but you're right; that makes even more sense. Couldn't these poofters at least stick to corrupting humans?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Clearly, these beasts are paying the price for their unbridled promiscuity and faggotry, and I have no doubt that our loving LORD is behind it. Perhaps it sheds some light on what's really causing folks in the human population to turn out "hearing impaired" as well, eh?

This is further evidence that homers fornicate with anything that will hold still long enough, including the beasts of the field. Jesus really hates that.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. 18:24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

There can be no doubt that homers like this "twig" pervert gave AIDS to these cats. They will stop at nothing to force queer marriage on America.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Sexually Transmitted Disease May Be Blinding Mountain Lions
Tuesday, December 26, 2006

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Researchers are trying to determine whether a sexually transmitted disease might have caused the blindness found in at least two mountain lions in the Black Hills.

Steve Griffin, a wildlife biologist with the South Dakota Game, Fish and Parks Department, said tests on two lions are consistent with chlamydia, but nothing is confirmed.

Three lions have been observed so far with opacity in their eyes. Two of them were confirmed blind.

Griffin said the disease will not be confirmed unless eye swabs or blood samples can be taken from more cats.

Jonathan Jenks, a wildlife and fisheries sciences professor at South Dakota State University, said he has contacted researchers in Wyoming and Florida to see whether any chlamydia cases have been documented in lions.

He has yet to find a documented case, although he said chlamydia is "pretty common in domestic cats."

Clearly, these beasts are paying the price for their unbridled promiscuity and faggotry, and I have no doubt that our loving LORD is behind it. Perhaps it sheds some light on what's really causing folks in the human population to turn out "hearing impaired" as well, eh?