[Poetic Peter]

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Dear Bert and JB,

Thanks for the cheering report about the demise of Catlickism in your country!
It's appreciated. You young men are our future there.

Please, if you will study the KJV1611 Bible religiously
so we might fast-track you to possession credentials
of True Christianism TM, and then?
then to Witness in your respective towns!

I am speaking out of church,
but I do think that Landover Baptist Church
might someday soon set you guys up with Prosletyzing gear,
including a portable kiosk for each of you!

Kiosk? Yes! Our Witnessing Kiosks are worn by the TCW (True Christian Witnesser TM).

The kiosk is made of red, white and blue ripstop nylon stretched over a frail, tubular aluminum frame.
It's as large as an old fashioned telephone booth,
yet the Godly LBCWK TM weights but a few kilos.

-You step inside,
-zip the rear flap,
-stand up into the shoulder straps and
-walk.

A velcro'd clear vinyl window reveals to the public that an
agent of God is inside.

A fold down thong/sling seat affords comfort while taking names and numbers
from the many people that will be attracted to your LBCWK TM.

Flap pockets both inside hold your
-Chick Tracts,
-give-away fake* condoms (a come-on labled "WWJD?"), and, of course
-BIC pens imprinted with YOUR names like this:

Compliments of Bert Who Converts

Gift of Bub--Bub

Be PR men for God.
You have the entire tiny country to yourselves.


Walking Tall
for God He
who gives me ripstop
nylon shelter
from the Belgian
bort and spelter.

Nothing chafes me anymore
within my kiosk's Godly welter.


*contain no prophylactic; it's a surprise!
A party balloon emblazoned
"Sleep only with Jesus"
in three tongues.

[OnYourKnees]

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there a more people speaking Chinese and Spanish only 8% of the world speaks English and only 1 out of 2 of those speaks "American"
You can't actually think you are the "chosen ones" cause that would be kinda arogant don't you think?

Yes, only a minority of people on the planet speak American.

Oddly, American is the language of commerce, and has also supplanted French as the language of diplomacy. When so few people are native speakers of American, why would that be?

Simple: God has chosen American as His favored language. That's also why Americans, with only five percent of the world's population, still manage to consume 26 percent of the energy produced annually.

Yes, Americans are God's favorite people. Is it not obvious? How else could American corporations control the world economy? How else could American media magnates like Rupert Murdoch control the thoughts of cultures around the world?

Admittedly, we are aware of our favored position, and it's possible we may occasionally become prideful of our status in God's eyes. However, since pride is a sin, we always watch ourselves for it and ask forgiveness should we ever be prideful.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yup. Without Lafayette and it's French pussies, you would still drink tea at 4 o'clock my friends

Friend,

Without Jesus would would be under those tights wearing tear sippers high heels. Lafayette and the French were just another tool of Satan that Christ turned against him.

[Bub.]

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Yeah around my city I would say less than 1% or less really believes in god. Officially 95% is Christian but the churches are all empty and there are almost no priests left to manage them. ( indication about what's happeningold )

Same over here. 7 cathedrals and only 2 mary-worshippers druids, with an average of 10-15 old mary-worshippers sheeps in each of them.

[Bert from Belgium]

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I'm not actively a catholic. but I've been baptised and stuff so officially I am.

Yeah around my city I would say less than 1% or less really believes in god. Officially 95% is Christian but the churches are all empty and there are almost no priests left to manage them. ( indication about what's happening)

[Bub.]

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And if I remembered correctly It was the French that fought for you liberty (little thing called 4th of July

Yup. Without Lafayette and it's French pussies, you would still drink tea at 4 o'clock my friends

[Bub.]

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That's really poetic, Peter. Bravo!

You Godarn Eurotrash Homers should all just speak in one language.

Gods American English.

Much too simple. Simplistic grammar and bastard vocabulary. Speak French like every educated people - or, better, Greek*, St Peter's language


* But not Koinos Greek (too common). I let you the choice between Eolian Greek (from the Island of Lesbos), Mycenian** Greek or Ionian Greek (Homer's language, when he wrote the Odyssee)
** don't you know the reputation of Mykonos?

[Bert from Belgium]

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Yeah Belgium is a complicated nation there are parts that speak German, Dutch, French and some also speak English(but never as a first language).
We are so multicultural it sometimes causes trouble (as the government has to be led in 3 languages) but that very thing makes our country perfect for international .

Sister Talitha

first off all I'm NOT euro-trash(whatever that is) I'm a European citizen and proud to be so. (And if I remembered correctly It was the French that fought for you liberty (little thing called 4th of July))

secondly I'm not a "homer" and if I was it would be none of your business.
And describing all Europeans as "homers" doesn't really make sense either cause the population of the European union is more than twice that of the USA (kinda hard if all men where "homers" if you get my drift).

American English is only 300-400 years old (comparison Chineese is 2000-3000 years old, French goes back 1100 - 1200 years) I don't see how "American" which is an English dialect, could be SO important.
Agreed English is an easy-to-learn and comfortable to use Language
but stating it as the most important language in the world is nonsense.

there a more people speaking Chinese and Spanish only 8% of the world speaks English and only 1 out of 2 of those speaks "American"
You can't actually think you are the "chosen ones" cause that would be kinda arogant don't you think?

Well thank you for your kindness and non-aggressive tone Peter(appears to be rare on this forum)
I'm only trying to understand what's you guy's way of thinking

[Poetic Peter]

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Hi again my separated twin friends,

So, Bert, are you nominally a Catholick?

And JB, how would you describe your own upbringing, God-wise?

We often hear that God is dead to You're all peons these days.
Is God alive in either one of you? What percentage of your Brussellian neighbors,
would you guess, believe in God? Here we have 90%! But most are false Christians, and
very few will ever make it into the US Marine Corps which is Heaven.


We love you and will beat all confusion from your brains in order to meet Jesus' commands.
Therefore, dialog! We're all for open-minded and passionate exchange of beliefs,
so long as no body fluids are involved
other than blood.

---

A friend to both of you--split--two cells now for your two,

..........Peter ...&...Peter
despises only bert ....despises only bub

[Talitha]

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Precision: I am Frenchspeaker (Walloon)
He is Dutchspeaker (Flemish = that could explain that his English is better than mine )

So, officially we are friends, but in fact it's the war between us (those Flemish morons want to be independant...), that's why he will spent twice more time in hell (for being a Mary-worshipper and for being a Flemish moron)

You Godarn Eurotrash Homers should all just speak in one language.

Gods American English.

[Bub.]

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Precision: I am Frenchspeaker (Walloon)
He is Dutchspeaker (Flemish = that could explain that his English is better than mine )

So, officially we are friends, but in fact it's the war between us (those Flemish morons want to be independant...), that's why he will spent twice more time in hell (for being a Mary-worshipper and for being a Flemish moron)

[Bert from Belgium]

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bub
I meant the parliaments that make laws I fall under (so the German and French part doesn't count for me )

[Bert from Belgium]

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I never actually said I'm a Christian (i think)
I do like the message of Christ.

I Know you don't agree with me and you don't have to
But my point of view is that anything you can't change is potentially dangerous. That why democracy works so well: don't like it ?? change it ! Books are written by people and can be edited by them too.
Adopting a book as the centre of all good could be dangerous as it is only one persons point of view. (or in case of your bible, written by God but still written down, translated and copied by humans and therefore still susceptible to error/influence) You can, of course, base yourselves on the general idea of the book if you agree on its subjects
Again you don't have to agree with me(cause I know you don't).

[Bub.]

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4 parliaments

Eh Bert, we have much more parliaments!

> Belgian Federal Parliament
> Flemish Parliament
> Walloon Parliament
> Parliament of the Bruxelles-Capital region
> Parliament of the Frenchspeaker Community
> Parliament of the Germanspeaker Community
> European Parliament

The Federal Parliament is just 200 feet far from where I post this mail
I can nearly see it from my window!

(PS I live just above a shop selling vodka and whisky )

[Bert from Belgium]

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Indeed I think it is a better idea to have 2 accounts. My friends account will be be "Bub.