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This morning I was studying my Holy Bible® (KJV1611) and reading my daily verses, when I came across Deuteronomy 22: 13-21. It may seem a bit harsh to some, but if the Bible™ says to stone a woman who isn't a virgin at marriage then surely it must be done. The recent trends of fornication in America are surely part of the moral decay of America, which brings me to my topic for the day:
Global warming from a True Christian™ science point of view.
At the Mullet Hollow Baptist Bible College™, we study science seriously and carefully. We have only one reference science book that is used for all of our knowledge it is called the Holy Bible® (KJV1611). We have some problems with the so-called "Hockey Stick graph" since Hockey is a Canadian sport and everyone knows that Canada is full of communists, druggies, draft dodgers, homersexual-marrying god-haters and worst of all French-speaking people. But we can not deny that the Earth is getting warmer.
Conservation will not stop Global Climate Change since it not the cause of the Earth’s temperature rise. The cause (well known amongst True Christian Scientists™) is that Hell is filling up with souls! As Americans, we are surely doing our Godly part, by filling Hell up with the allah-worshipping arabs. But America must also accept some other responsibility for global warming.
Communists want us to try to not enjoy the bountiful rewards the Baby Jesus has bestowed upon His favorite country. The will scream at us to conserve and not use the resources given us to us by divine providence. God gave us the earth and animals to use and we should use them without regard to the hippy-dippy tree-worshipping environmentalist’s concerns of conservation.
Our country is in a moral decline and God is not pleased, and everyone knows what happens when we anger Him. There are evil things afoot in this country from the aforementioned acceptance of fornication, to feminism, voting demoncratic, gay-marriages, affirmative action, and atheism.
There are several factors that must be considered when discussing Global Climate Change. One is that there is no reason for a True Christian™ to be worried, since soon Jesus will return and rapture all True Christians™. The unsaved will have to worry, but they are already preparing to have climate change of their own when they are in Hell be buggered by demons.
Note: At Mullet Hollow Baptist Church, we are taking the bold stance that Jesus will not return in 2007 despite the fact 25% percent of Americans believe that Jesus will return in 2007). One main reason for our position on this is that the terrorist-loving demoncrats will do everything in their power to try to prevent our Godly President from fulfilling the prophecies of Armageddon in the immediate future.
Pastor Bob
Global warming from a True Christian™ science point of view.
At the Mullet Hollow Baptist Bible College™, we study science seriously and carefully. We have only one reference science book that is used for all of our knowledge it is called the Holy Bible® (KJV1611). We have some problems with the so-called "Hockey Stick graph" since Hockey is a Canadian sport and everyone knows that Canada is full of communists, druggies, draft dodgers, homersexual-marrying god-haters and worst of all French-speaking people. But we can not deny that the Earth is getting warmer.
Conservation will not stop Global Climate Change since it not the cause of the Earth’s temperature rise. The cause (well known amongst True Christian Scientists™) is that Hell is filling up with souls! As Americans, we are surely doing our Godly part, by filling Hell up with the allah-worshipping arabs. But America must also accept some other responsibility for global warming.
Communists want us to try to not enjoy the bountiful rewards the Baby Jesus has bestowed upon His favorite country. The will scream at us to conserve and not use the resources given us to us by divine providence. God gave us the earth and animals to use and we should use them without regard to the hippy-dippy tree-worshipping environmentalist’s concerns of conservation.
Our country is in a moral decline and God is not pleased, and everyone knows what happens when we anger Him. There are evil things afoot in this country from the aforementioned acceptance of fornication, to feminism, voting demoncratic, gay-marriages, affirmative action, and atheism.
There are several factors that must be considered when discussing Global Climate Change. One is that there is no reason for a True Christian™ to be worried, since soon Jesus will return and rapture all True Christians™. The unsaved will have to worry, but they are already preparing to have climate change of their own when they are in Hell be buggered by demons.
Note: At Mullet Hollow Baptist Church, we are taking the bold stance that Jesus will not return in 2007 despite the fact 25% percent of Americans believe that Jesus will return in 2007). One main reason for our position on this is that the terrorist-loving demoncrats will do everything in their power to try to prevent our Godly President from fulfilling the prophecies of Armageddon in the immediate future.
Pastor Bob
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