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  • #16
    Re: Biblical Age of Earth

    Of course I know that. But I'm still waiting to hear the explanation as to how their book is somehow instantly right over all the others out there. What makes them think their way is the only way?
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    • #17
      Re: Biblical Age of Earth

      The Bible says so. It says: "I am right. I am the Bible. Everything I say is true and literal and right. Everything else is wrong. I am right. I am the Bible. There is no escape from my Circular Logic. I am the Bible and I am right... and you are wrong."
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      • #18
        Re: Biblical Age of Earth

        It still says the earth is flat in the bible too. Lol, you should have seen Pastor Al's explanation for that one!
        It seems those xtians will reach for any explanation, no matter how ridiculous, rather than simply admit the bible is wrong.
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        • #19
          Re: Biblical Age of Earth

          They can't admit that the Bible is wrong because the Bible tells them that the Bible's right. It's a great big circle.
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          • #20
            Re: Biblical Age of Earth

            Hmm, I sure wish the bible told them that they had to wear a huge fake moustache at all times to please their god.
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            • #21
              Re: Biblical Age of Earth

              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
              The Bible tells them that the Bible's right.
              That's the beauty of having a personal relationship with Our Saviour® Jesus Christ™.
              We don't have to rely on evil Scientists changing their minds about how to worship Monkeys. We have one Book that tells us everything we need to know about Life and The Universe.
              It's called THE BIBLE(KJV1611) and it's a Bestseller!

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              • #22
                Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Hmm, I sure wish the bible told them that they had to wear a huge fake moustache at all times to please their god.
                And to dye their eyebrows green!! And to wear big powdered wigs like Marie Antoinette!
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                • #23
                  Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  That's the beauty of having a personal relationship with Our Saviour® Jesus Christ™.
                  We don't have to rely on evil Scientists changing their minds about how to worship Monkeys. We have one Book that tells us everything we need to know about Life and The Universe.
                  It's called THE BIBLE(KJV1611) and it's a Bestseller!
                  Why do you keep thinking evolutionists worship monkeys? Evolutionists do not worship monkeys, simply recognize monkeys as a species closely related to humans.

                  And to dye their eyebrows green!! And to wear big powdered wigs like Marie Antoinette!
                  I bet some of them already do.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Why do you keep thinking evolutionists worship monkeys? Evolutionists do not worship monkeys, simply recognize monkeys as a species closely related to humans.
                    "Recognise"?
                    They may reckon that THEY (the scientists) are "closely related" to monkeys, based on their own intelligence, no doubt.
                    But that just doesn't make it true, no man is related to monkeys.

                    Apes are apes, and men are men.
                    Saying monkeys are humans is like saying women are men.

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    I bet some of them already do.
                    You know us better than that, God hates strange apparel and so do we:

                    And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes,
                    and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
                    Zephaniah 1:8
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • #25
                      Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Why do you keep thinking evolutionists worship monkeys? Evolutionists do not worship monkeys, simply recognize monkeys as a species closely related to humans.
                      So evilutionists have unnatural relations with monkeys, hoping to bring some sort of unholy human/monkey hybrid into this world. God will not be mocked, Van Hellbound, and such a monster would be a mockery of such unprecedented evil that an atrocity like it would never be allowed to see the light of day.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        So evilutionists have unnatural relations with monkeys, hoping to bring some sort of unholy human/monkey hybrid into this world. God will not be mocked, Van Hellbound, and such a monster would be a mockery of such unprecedented evil that an atrocity like it would never be allowed to see the light of day.
                        And don't forget, our Godly president GWB addressed this very issue in his 2006 "State of the Union" speech!

                        "Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos..." --GWB
                        Praise Jesus! Thanks for protecting us from the very nightmare scenario that Ms. VanMonkeylover hopes for.
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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #27
                          Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                          Originally posted by Bub. View Post
                          I may try to believe what the Bible say. But first, how do you explain this:

                          History of life - Wikipedia
                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prehistoric_life


                          What were the dinosaurs? The mammoths? God would have created an earth where skelettons in it? Why?
                          Wait a minute. Are you telling us that you don't accept the authority of God's Perfect Word, but you do accept the authority of Wickedpedophile.org, in which any bit of hellbound trash that drifts by can add any old thing that mocks God? Wow, that is seriously messed up.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                            Is it possible that the day-counting started AFTER God created light?
                            Is it posible that 4,5 billion years passed before he created light?
                            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                            Exodus 15:3

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                            • #29
                              Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                              The universe IS billions of years old, regardless of what your archaic book of fairy-tales says.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Biblical Age of Earth

                                Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                                The universe IS billions of years old, regardless of what your archaic book of fairy-tales says.
                                How dare you!
                                The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                                Exodus 15:3

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