[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

Of course I know that. But I'm still waiting to hear the explanation as to how their book is somehow instantly right over all the others out there. What makes them think their way is the only way?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

The Bible says so. It says: "I am right. I am the Bible. Everything I say is true and literal and right. Everything else is wrong. I am right. I am the Bible. There is no escape from my Circular Logic. I am the Bible and I am right... and you are wrong."

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

It still says the earth is flat in the bible too. Lol, you should have seen Pastor Al's explanation for that one!
It seems those xtians will reach for any explanation, no matter how ridiculous, rather than simply admit the bible is wrong.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

They can't admit that the Bible is wrong because the Bible tells them that the Bible's right. It's a great big circle.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

Hmm, I sure wish the bible told them that they had to wear a huge fake moustache at all times to please their god.

[Talitha]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

The Bible tells them that the Bible's right.

That's the beauty of having a personal relationship with Our Saviour® Jesus Christ™.
We don't have to rely on evil Scientists changing their minds about how to worship Monkeys. We have one Book that tells us everything we need to know about Life and The Universe.
It's called THE BIBLE(KJV1611) and it's a Bestseller!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

Hmm, I sure wish the bible told them that they had to wear a huge fake moustache at all times to please their god.

And to dye their eyebrows green!! And to wear big powdered wigs like Marie Antoinette!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

That's the beauty of having a personal relationship with Our Saviour® Jesus Christ™.
We don't have to rely on evil Scientists changing their minds about how to worship Monkeys. We have one Book that tells us everything we need to know about Life and The Universe.
It's called THE BIBLE(KJV1611) and it's a Bestseller!

Why do you keep thinking evolutionists worship monkeys? Evolutionists do not worship monkeys, simply recognize monkeys as a species closely related to humans.

And to dye their eyebrows green!! And to wear big powdered wigs like Marie Antoinette!

I bet some of them already do.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

Why do you keep thinking evolutionists worship monkeys? Evolutionists do not worship monkeys, simply recognize monkeys as a species closely related to humans.

"Recognise"?
They may reckon that THEY (the scientists) are "closely related" to monkeys, based on their own intelligence, no doubt.
But that just doesn't make it true, no man is related to monkeys.

Apes are apes, and men are men.
Saying monkeys are humans is like saying women are men.

I bet some of them already do.

You know us better than that, God hates strange apparel and so do we:

And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes,
and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
Zephaniah 1:8

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

Why do you keep thinking evolutionists worship monkeys? Evolutionists do not worship monkeys, simply recognize monkeys as a species closely related to humans.

So evilutionists have unnatural relations with monkeys, hoping to bring some sort of unholy human/monkey hybrid into this world. God will not be mocked, Van Hellbound, and such a monster would be a mockery of such unprecedented evil that an atrocity like it would never be allowed to see the light of day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

So evilutionists have unnatural relations with monkeys, hoping to bring some sort of unholy human/monkey hybrid into this world. God will not be mocked, Van Hellbound, and such a monster would be a mockery of such unprecedented evil that an atrocity like it would never be allowed to see the light of day.

And don't forget, our Godly president GWB addressed this very issue in his 2006 "State of the Union" speech!

"Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos..." --GWB

Praise Jesus! Thanks for protecting us from the very nightmare scenario that Ms. VanMonkeylover hopes for.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

I may try to believe what the Bible say. But first, how do you explain this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prehistoric_life

What were the dinosaurs? The mammoths? God would have created an earth where skelettons in it? Why?

Wait a minute. Are you telling us that you don't accept the authority of God's Perfect Word, but you do accept the authority of Wickedpedophile.org, in which any bit of hellbound trash that drifts by can add any old thing that mocks God? Wow, that is seriously messed up.

[tommy]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

Is it possible that the day-counting started AFTER God created light?
Is it posible that 4,5 billion years passed before he created light?

[demoncrat]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

The universe IS billions of years old, regardless of what your archaic book of fairy-tales says.

[tommy]

Re: Biblical Age of Earth

The universe IS billions of years old, regardless of what your archaic book of fairy-tales says.

How dare you!