[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: euh...

that is, if god wrote the bible, which he didnt.

Please prove that. The Bible clearly states that it was written by God. Go ahead and disprove that. We'll wait.

[mollychu]

Re: euh...

If you have a problem with the Bible, take it up wit God who wrote it.

that is, if god wrote the bible, which he didnt.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: euh...

You don't know if God agrees with even YOU.

Friend, it's not God agreeing with me.
It's me agreeing with God:
I READ HIS WORD, AND I AGREE.

If you have a problem with the Bible, take it up wit God who wrote it.
I only serve.

You're just overly confident about your own "relationship" with God.
You have no idea, at all, because you have no proof, there ISN'T any proof, it's all just beleif.

I have God's word, the Holy Bible, what more proof would I need?
And I have no more a "special relationship" with God that any other Saved person.

As Jesus said:
It is you who says it.

So learn to respect other peoples' beleifs because your own might now even be the "right" beleif. And maybe follow "God's Word" yourself,
Treat people how you want to be treated.

If I were unsaved I'd want to be warned about the danger of hellfire, and I was. And I was saved.
We were all unsaved at one point.

We respect you enough, and we care enough, to try to save your soul.
If you call that disrespect, then you have no idea what the word means.
Satan has deceived you.

Respect isn't the same as allowing people to hurt themselfs, that's being uncaring and neglecant.
We care, obviously, you don't.

[shaunasaurus]

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You don't know if God agrees with even YOU.
You're just overly confident about your own "relationship" with God.
You have no idea, at all, because you have no proof, there ISN'T any proof, it's all just beleif.
So learn to respect other peoples' beleifs because your own might now even be the "right" beleif. And maybe follow "God's Word" yourself,

Treat people how you want to be treated.

*Might even NOT be the "right" beleif


sorry, typo.

[shaunasaurus]

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And since when does Luther know something God doesn't?
Luther is in hell as we speak.

You are right that paying to a church won't get you into Jeaven, obeying God will get you into Heaven.
And God requires you to tithe. If you don't you'll disobey, and rob, God.

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Malachi 3:8-9

So as you can see, God doesn't agree with you and luther..

You don't know if God agrees with even YOU.
You're just overly confident about your own "relationship" with God.
You have no idea, at all, because you have no proof, there ISN'T any proof, it's all just beleif.
So learn to respect other peoples' beleifs because your own might now even be the "right" beleif. And maybe follow "God's Word" yourself,

Treat people how you want to be treated.

[mollychu]

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Luther is in hell as we speak.

wow. you guys know which people are in hell?


thats amazing.

[SalvationSeeker]

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paying a church will not get you into heaven. i believe Martin Luther confirmed that a long while ago...

and it's okay, me nor shauna live anywhere near your church. so i guess we have nothing to worry about.

And since when does Luther know something God doesn't?
Luther is in hell as we speak.

You are right that paying to a church won't get you into Jeaven, obeying God will get you into Heaven.
And God requires you to tithe. If you don't you'll disobey, and rob, God.

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Malachi 3:8-9

So as you can see, God doesn't agree with you and luther..

[shaunasaurus]

Re: euh...

Both of you lezbeans have plenty to worry about. Spending eternity gulping sulfur in a lake of fire is pretty nasty.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

I already gave myself up to Jesus at my own Methodist church with the people i love there.

Sorry, but i do NOT beleive i am "unsaved" by Jesus, i'm only "unsaved" from YOUR church, which is good, because atleast i don't have a huge hole in my wallet.

And you have no idea what hell is like, you haven't been there.

[mollychu]

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Both of you lezbeans have plenty to worry about. Spending eternity gulping sulfur in a lake of fire is pretty nasty.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

how do you know this happens?
have you ever been there before?


quite frankly, hell seems pretty welcoming if it gets me away from you people. and by what you say, most of my friends are going with me also. so is there a point of going to heaven and being alone?

(i reckon Jesus would be too busy smiting people than to pay attention to me. )

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: euh...

paying a church will not get you into heaven. i believe Martin Luther confirmed that a long while ago...

and it's okay, me nor shauna live anywhere near your church. so i guess we have nothing to worry about.

Both of you lezbeans have plenty to worry about. Spending eternity gulping sulfur in a lake of fire is pretty nasty.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[mollychu]

Re: euh...

Correction; you maggots have no rights whatsoever. This is God's forum, and you are unsaved scum. We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church. If you are interested in getting Saved© by the blood of Christ, then hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen and we'll talk.

paying a church will not get you into heaven. i believe Martin Luther confirmed that a long while ago...

and it's okay, me nor shauna live anywhere near your church. so i guess we have nothing to worry about.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: euh...

He's not presenting himself as someone more intelligent than God, he's just curious of your answers to his questions, and standing up for HIS beleifs, which he has the right to do.

Correction; you maggots have no rights whatsoever. This is God's forum, and you are unsaved scum. We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church. If you are interested in getting Saved© by the blood of Christ, then hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen and we'll talk.

[shaunasaurus]

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I'd like to know what that guttural utterance means. I mean honestly, if you are presenting yourself as some intellectual brainiac who knows more than God, is that the best you can do? Is that supposed to mean something to the monkeys you worship?

"euh..."?

He's not presenting himself as someone more intelligent than God, he's just curious of your answers to his questions, and standing up for HIS beleifs, which he has the right to do.

Atleast he's not someone who thinks that they are EQUAL to God, which no HUMAN could EVER be.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: euh...

Here's a better source.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: euh...

I thought it was some reference to the Eucharist. Our friend IS a Catholic, remember.

And no matter what he may think of the Baptists at Landover -- we who only present the Bible as it is, not the way we might WANT it to be -- surely he should recognize that Catholic and Christian ain't the same!

Here's a page at the SECULAR Wikipedia that shows why Catholics are not Christians. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...atholic_Church