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  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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    Re: euh...

    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    Those homersexuals haven't even been in charge for that long and the war in Iraq has already taken a bad turn. Now our Godly President has to send more troops into Iraq to fix the Demoncrap mess.

    They've held onto too much power for too long. If they'd left GWB alone in the first place, we'd have been in and out of Iraq already. The demoncrats think that in war you have to bend over and take it up the sphincter to protect your enemies. In war, you kill em all and let God sort em out. Then you have no opposition to set car bombs by your bases.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    Those homersexuals haven't even been in charge for that long and the war in Iraq has already taken a bad turn. Now our Godly President has to send more troops into Iraq to fix the Demoncrap mess. And as horrible a turn the war has taken from the moment they took over the Senate they are criticizing the President and his head house nigress, Condi, for wanting to win and not end up speaking shalaba-laba speech and worshiping the moon.

    In these dark times it is clear that Jesus is testing His True Followers. I wonder if this Barack Obama fellow is the anti-christ... or maybe that female head of the... ugh, I can't say it. These are truly the end times.
    I blame the Clitons.

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
    Sometimes they are in session, saying absolutely nothing or spewing unGodly filth. But for the most part, you are correct.
    Those homersexuals haven't even been in charge for that long and the war in Iraq has already taken a bad turn. Now our Godly President has to send more troops into Iraq to fix the Demoncrap mess. And as horrible a turn the war has taken from the moment they took over the Senate they are criticizing the President and his head house nigress, Condi, for wanting to win and not end up speaking shalaba-laba speech and worshiping the moon.

    In these dark times it is clear that Jesus is testing His True Followers. I wonder if this Barack Obama fellow is the anti-christ... or maybe that female head of the... ugh, I can't say it. These are truly the end times.

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  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    If you can catch them. Don't they spend all their time at football games while the tax payers foot the bill?
    Sometimes they are in session, saying absolutely nothing or spewing unGodly filth. But for the most part, you are correct.

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
    I beg to differ. I live twenty minutes away from Washington DC. I invite you to come on down, and see the hell of a Demoncrat congress in session.
    If you can catch them. Don't they spend all their time at football games while the tax payers foot the bill?

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  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
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    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
    And you have no idea what hell is like, you haven't been there.
    I beg to differ. I live twenty minutes away from Washington DC. I invite you to come on down, and see the hell of a Demoncrat congress in session.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    There is some evidence here for the theory of "monkey worship". The Urban Dictionary turns up the following references:

    1. Euh
    ..is a mixture of ‘eh’ and ‘uh’.
    "So, euh,..What now?"

    2. euh
    Exclamation deriving from early roots of blackmetal music.
    Circle of the tyrants, EUH!

    I believe that we can conclude from this only further evidence of the decline of civilization.
    My word, you're right! Researching the word "EUH!" gives us this obscenity:
    Originally posted by Satanic French Homers
    D'ailleurs, il y a aucun titre de cet album dans la liste.



    Je rectifie çà de suite :



    Obituary - Infected

    Obituary - Body Bag

    Obituary - Chopped in Half

    Obituary - Circle of the Tyrants

    Obituary - Dying

    Obituary - Find the Arise

    Obituary - Cause of Death

    Obituary - Memories Remain

    Obituary - Turned Inside Out

    Euh.
    I am unable to say what this means with any degree of certainty, beyond the fact that it is undoubtedly Satanic and homosexual in the extreme.
    Originally posted by Shaunasaurus
    I think God is a higher, spiritual, being that watches over his creations with love and care, and forgives and loves everyone (including you).
    I do not beleive any one human and equal up to Him or be at his right hand though, because come on, everyone sins. Every day. But we're still forgiven because we are loved.
    Do you have any evidence for your deluded beliefs whatsoever? Do you believe that you can fly? If God watches over everyone with love and care, then why the Hell did He create AIDS? Friend, once you throw the Bible and Christianity out of the window, you throw God out with them.

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
    It's just the Bible is out of date nowadays, it doesn't need to be taken literally. It's only guidelines for people to live by, not a whole life-plan.

    But yes, if you want to put it that way, i beleive in whatever I think God is.

    I think God is a higher, spiritual, being that watches over his creations with love and care, and forgives and loves everyone (including you).

    But we're still forgiven because we are loved.
    Where do you get these bizarre ideas?

    You say you believe in God, but YOU want to decide for God what He is? You dare to make yourself God?!

    The Bible, God's Word, isn't to be taken literally?

    What source do you HAVE for your beliefs in what God is or is not? Your own imaginings?

    This is what happens when people imagine their own gods, instead of following the Bible! Do YOU wish to be "touched by His (obscene) noodly appendage" as well?!

    You claim to be a follower of God, but only want to follow the God you make up. Should you not at least have the decency to claim to follow a made-up deity, instead of the One True God? Your words are blasphemy!

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
    It's just the Bible is out of date nowadays, it doesn't need to be taken literally. It's only guidelines for people to live by, not a whole life-plan.
    Where did you get such an idea?
    Are you saying God change because man change?
    He doesn't! just because society changes, doesn't mean God will.
    Why should He? God is perfect, and doesn't change:

    For I am the LORD, I change not;
    Therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.
    Malachi 3:6
    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
    But yes, if you want to put it that way, i beleive in whatever I think God is.
    Then you may as well believe in santa claus or the easter bunny.
    Your belief is void of any true faith, a fantasy you entertain yourself with to make your sinful life more liveable.

    God is God, He doesn't change to suit your views!

    And she hath changed my judgments into wickedness more than the nations, and my statutes more than the countries that are round about her:
    For they have refused my judgments and my statutes, they have not walked in them.
    Ezekiel 5:6

    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
    I think God is a higher, spiritual, being that watches over his creations with love and care, and forgives and loves everyone (including you).
    YOU think?
    This isn't about belief, it's about TRUTH!
    Face it, the Word of God is the basis of ALL Christianity, without it, you are not a Christian.

    You only trust in your own heart, not in God:
    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool:
    But whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
    Proverbs 28:26

    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
    I do not beleive any one human and equal up to Him or be at his right hand though, because come on, everyone sins. Every day. But we're still forgiven because we are loved.
    God only forgive if you repent.
    You obviously refuse to acknowledge most of your sins and change your ways:
    As such, you will never be forgiven.

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  • shaunasaurus
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    So you're saying that you believe in God, but only those things that make you feel good. Not the literal truth of the Bible, just whatever you think God is, then He is. Are your feet warm yet?
    It's just the Bible is out of date nowadays, it doesn't need to be taken literally. It's only guidelines for people to live by, not a whole life-plan.

    But yes, if you want to put it that way, i beleive in whatever I think God is.
    I think God is a higher, spiritual, being that watches over his creations with love and care, and forgives and loves everyone (including you).
    I do not beleive any one human and equal up to Him or be at his right hand though, because come on, everyone sins. Every day. But we're still forgiven because we are loved.

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by Bub. View Post
    I never said he was infaillible.

    It's just the leader of the Catholic church, like Bush is the leader of the USA.
    Then you are in direct conflict with the catholic cathetis.
    Yet you are a little more in line with what God feels. Praise Jesus! (GWB was still annointed by God though.)
    You may not want to mention your opinon to your priest however, he will assign you "hail marys" for it...
    A few hundred yours ago, you'd been killed for saying that.

    And tell me, by just what authority do you feel he rules the "church"?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Bub. View Post
    I never said he was infaillible.

    It's just the leader of the Catholic church, like Bush is the leader of the USA.
    The Pope is not like our Godly President; the Pope was elected by men, the Collage of Cardinals, Bush was annoited by God. Remember Bush lost the vote in his first electon yet still became President. Clearly the work of God.

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  • Bub.
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    I never said he was infaillible.

    It's just the leader of the Catholic church, like Bush is the leader of the USA.

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by Bub. View Post
    I have to admit that the former Pope was a Polack, and the actual one served in the Hitler Youth

    Thx for your answer, I can't give any argument against it!

    Ciao Zekie
    So you admit that the pope isn't infallible?

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  • Bub.
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    And yes, you can be of further service to me. Stop praying to Jesus' mommy and accept Christ as your Saviour©. Renounce satan and the nazi antichrist you serve in Rome, and join the largest Baptist Church in the world: Landover Baptist Church. Can you do that, jeanie?
    I have to admit that the former Pope was a Polack, and the actual one served in the Hitler Youth

    Thx for your answer, I can't give any argument against it!

    Ciao Zekie

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