[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Ah, I've heard stories about people like you who try to pray away sickness. I also know such people have received sentences for things like manslaughter and criminal neglect for not taking a sick person in to a hospital.

Anti-Christian persecution isn't exactly news.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Ah, I've heard stories about people like you who try to pray away sickness. I also know such people have received sentences for things like manslaughter and criminal neglect for not taking a sick person in to a hospital.

[SalvationSeeker]

You're a twit.
Want to know how science is advancing?
One example, once a computer was as big as a room and could do less that some modern calculators can do.
Now, they can be carried around with you and used as you are doing, to show the world how ignorant you are.
Second, diseases that once, if contracted, doomed the victim to a pinful death, can now be very quickly cured.

Diseases can be cured in only 2 ways:
Through the power of JESUS. Praise!

Or through satan..
Scientists cure disease through satan! Not through any "advances".
The only advance (advantage) they have, which is because of moral stagnation in society, is that nowadays they are allowed to practice the witchcraft known as science openly, and thus can "cure" more people (using satan).


As for computers, I cannot tell certainly..
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

But I reckon that if the computer is used for good, such as spreading the words of Jesus, and tithing to Landover Baptist, it is a gift from Jesus.
Otherwise it is from satan.

You may not see these things as clearly as we can, but that is because you are deceived by him (satan), as you are either a child of the devil or a child of Jesus.

As Jesus children, We True Christians™ are the only ones who can see the devil lurking in everything.

GLORY!

[Andreas]

Pfft, solid physics my shiny white behind! The "THEORY" of gravity has long been disputed by "scientists". I speak as an EXPERT in all things scientifical and I know for a fact that scientists merely sit around, smoke "the chronic" and see what other bat-dung comes out of their minds next. There is NOTHING to support their wild ideas. It is all conjecture. The only TRUE science comes from the BIBLE (KJV 1611, nothing but). You want SOLID physics? Try the Bible, homer -- the earth is fixed (ie SOLID) in space.

I couldn't agree more, brother.

Our good Christian scientist do what truely matters. They just read the bible and nothing else. That's what I call true science.

Scientia means knowledge. And all one needs to know is the holy Bible.

Yay

Praise Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Kinda supports the Flat Earth, doesn't Rachael?

Not even slightly!

[Bobby-Joe]

Actually, Pastor, gravity acts almost as if it were a soft, flat surface in space. Things like light will actually roll towards the 'dip' made in said surface by planets etc.

That's one way of thinking about it, anyway.

Kinda supports the Flat Earth, doesn't Rachael?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Pfft, solid physics my shiny white behind! The "THEORY" of gravity has long been disputed by "scientists". I speak as an EXPERT in all things scientifical and I know for a fact that scientists merely sit around, smoke "the chronic" and see what other bat-dung comes out of their minds next. There is NOTHING to support their wild ideas. It is all conjecture. The only TRUE science comes from the BIBLE (KJV 1611, nothing but). You want SOLID physics? Try the Bible, homer -- the earth is fixed (ie SOLID) in space.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Thank you! Finally some solid physics!

What part of that is 'solid physics'? Are you the person who said he wasn't stupid?

[Saria]

Actually, Pastor, gravity acts almost as if it were a soft, flat surface in space. Things like light will actually roll towards the 'dip' made in said surface by planets etc.

That's one way of thinking about it, anyway.

Thank you! Finally some solid physics!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Maybe he jusr have the same issues as you.

As I have explained ad nauseum, no one knows what gravity is. And no one can say GOD doesn't cause it. Even if the sickular scientists find yet ANOTHER imaginary particle like the Higgs Boson (indirectly...they must INFER it's existence because they can't actually see it), all they have proven is that GOD is still smarter than man.

Actually, Pastor, gravity acts almost as if it were a soft, flat surface in space. Things like light will actually roll towards the 'dip' made in said surface by planets etc.

That's one way of thinking about it, anyway.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

How do you know this?
You don't! You only BELIEVE (like your stupid beliefs would matter) it advances, but in reality it is constantly changing yet it never seems to grasp simple truths.
This is because science is of satan.

You're a twit.
Want to know how science is advancing?
One example, once a computer was as big as a room and could do less that some modern calculators can do.
Now, they can be carried around with you and used as you are doing, to show the world how ignorant you are.
Second, diseases that once, if contracted, doomed the victim to a pinful death, can now be very quickly cured.

Why not explain this, Missy Hellbound? Why, if you think your Tiara is just so darn so Hot, you keep trying to poke it off your head with your scepter?

Well, I could tell you, SUV, but it's a secret.

[Andreas]

All they have proven is that it's impossible to disprove God and his biblical message!!!

[SUV]

Why not explain this, Missy Hellbound? Why, if you think your Tiara is just so darn so Hot, you keep trying to poke it off your head with your scepter?

I think you better Pray Jesus. That's what I think.

And here's a new "Tiara" for if you don't, as "The Fool sayeth in his Heart there is no God."

SUV

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

[quote=Saria;994 Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton. On a side note, are you mentally retarded or do you jusr have issues spelling intelligent?[/quote]Maybe he jusr have the same issues as you.

As I have explained ad nauseum, no one knows what gravity is. And no one can say GOD doesn't cause it. Even if the sickular scientists find yet ANOTHER imaginary particle like the Higgs Boson (indirectly...they must INFER it's existence because they can't actually see it), all they have proven is that GOD is still smarter than man.

[SalvationSeeker]

This has been discussed before..
So once again I will say: There is no such thing as gravity, it is a theory made up to try and discredit the holy and infallible word of God;
The Bible (KJV1611)

"Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? And one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father."
Matthew 10:29

"Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? Shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all?"
Amos 3:5

^ As you can see, things fall to the earth because Jesus wills it.
He simply does not want you to be flying around unless you have wings (which you don't) or are using some manner of aircraft.
Then he allows it, but not always. The well-known fact that most aircraft who crash does so during takeoff, confirms this.
Praise!

Without "gravity", which has no scientifical proof whatsoever, and more importantly, is contradicted by the Holy Bible, the Earth has to be flat.
Thus the Earth is flat since we are not falling off. Glory!

Zekey, science is evolving, like this world did/is. Science is ADVANCING

How do you know this?
You don't! You only BELIEVE (like your stupid beliefs would matter) it advances, but in reality it is constantly changing yet it never seems to grasp simple truths.
This is because science is of satan.

And the THEORY of creation. Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton. On a side note, are you mentally retarded or do you jusr have issues spelling intelligent?

Those "gravitons" (which is a theoretical "particle" for those of you who didn't know.) existence has not even been "proven" by the very secular scientists you worship.
You stupid atheists cannot even agree on what lies you're going to try and force upon people.