[Brother Temperance]

Re: Because it would happen eventually...

I cannot believe that we have got this far through the thread without anyone quoting GOD's highly relevant words on the subject:
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

God wants us to avoid the profane and vain babblings of science, and that's good enough for me. End of story.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

So far everyone.

Only because they're as nutty as you, my dear Pastor Al

I am the epitome of clarity.

Yes, theories that bear a striking resemblance to LSD induced visions are, of course, the 'epitome of clarity'. old

Why would anyone argue with a 5 year old? You beat them within an inch of their life for being sassy, and then their mother for failing to exercise parental control.

Exactly

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Who says he won?

So far everyone.

It's just some of his answers are too damn confusing and weird to reply to.

I am the epitome of clarity.

The same way I'm sure you might lose an argument with a 5 year old who is insisting that you're a 'big poopyhead stinkybutt'.
You know it isn't true but it's a little difficult arguing with them.

Why would anyone argue with a 5 year old? You beat them within an inch of their life for being sassy, and then their mother for failing to exercise parental control.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

My, but you're going to have a fine time when your kids go to school!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Who says he won? It's just some of his answers are too damn confusing and weird to reply to.

The same way I'm sure you might lose an argument with a 5 year old who is insisting that you're a 'big poopyhead stinkybutt'.
You know it isn't true but it's a little difficult arguing with them.

Watch your language toilet mouth. You may cuss like a drunken sailor on shore leave in Yokohama in your private life, but this is a CHRISTIAN forum, ok?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Who says he won? It's just some of his answers are too damn confusing and weird to reply to.

The same way I'm sure you might lose an argument with a 5 year old who is insisting that you're a 'big poopyhead stinkybutt'.
You know it isn't true but it's a little difficult arguing with them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Pastor Al, talking to you can sometimes be the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience!

Another Godly victory for Pastor Pistle, LBC's Master Debater!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Pastor Al, talking to you can sometimes be the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

That isn't what I mean.
You were saying things fall down 'because angels push them'.
So then how do you explain how they stay down? Angels hold them? And how then does the water in lakes and seas stay down? Hmm?

You must be drunk. Water doesn't jump up in the air or, if it does (when no one is looking), angels push it back down. Same thing with rocks. If they jump and angel pushes them back down.

Or are you suggesting that water is so light it floats?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

That isn't what I mean.
You were saying things fall down 'because angels push them'.
So then how do you explain how they stay down? Angels hold them? And how then does the water in lakes and seas stay down? Hmm?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

old And just how do you explain lakes and oceans then, Pastor Al? Or, for that matter, the moon?

What do you mean how do I explain them? The BIBLE explains them.

Genesis, Chapter 1:

1:7 And God made the firmament and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

old And just how do you explain lakes and oceans then, Pastor Al? Or, for that matter, the moon?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Gravity isnt a thoery, Even in the case that the earth was flat there still would need to be something keeping us from floating around.

Yes. Angels push us down. And that is as far as the proof of the law of gravity goes. No one knows what causes gravity if not angels. Oh sure, some SICKular scientists believe in an imaginary particle called the Higgs Boson, but they have never seen one. Contrariwise, MANY people have seen angels.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Gravity isnt a thoery, Even in the case that the earth was flat there still would need to be something keeping us from floating around.

Also you may view the bible as a factual object but it appears you cant give evidence

You are using the logic that since god made the bible and god is always true because it is said so in the bible that the bible is true *head explodes*

Also people please dont try and support you arguement by saying all arguements against yours is a conspiracy. unless of course you can prove the conspiracy which really would require another thread.

You've been using the dope again, haven't you homer? You got all smacked up and now you can't even make sense.

Better stop the hissy fit and beg Jesus to take over your degenerate life, before He decides to toss you like a ragdoll into everlasting damnation.

[Lord_lancelout]

Gravity isnt a thoery, Even in the case that the earth was flat there still would need to be something keeping us from floating around.

Also you may view the bible as a factual object but it appears you cant give evidence

You are using the logic that since god made the bible and god is always true because it is said so in the bible that the bible is true *head explodes*

Also people please dont try and support you arguement by saying all arguements against yours is a conspiracy. unless of course you can prove the conspiracy which really would require another thread.