[Sallysmarmy]

Re: What is revelation?

The Rev.

You're gona go to hell babe.

PS.

I hope you really are a christian, aside from the pisstake shit

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What is revelation?

The Rev.

You're gona go to hell babe.

Why, for following God's Word, or for not doing your homework for you?

PS.

I hope you really are a christian, aside from the pisstake shit

Of course, I'm a Christian. Why would I be posting on a Christian church forum if I were not?

You seem to think this is some sort of a joke site. I guess you didn't bother to read the Welcome Thread:

• Do you think we are a parody?

Perhaps you've heard that we are a joke, satire or parody, and you came to our site for a few cheap laughs or "lulz", only to find people taking everything seriously. So now you have decided to be the first to "spill the beans" and let everyone in on your "knowledge". Friend, this has been done so many times that it isn't funny any more.

When an Atheist loses a debate to a fundamentalist Christian, it is a common tactic to accuse the Christian of being a parody. The Atheist is so full of pride, that he cannot imagine being outsmarted by a dumb God-Believer, so he thinks the Christian must be an Atheist like himself who is only pretending to be Christian. This is known as Tabor's Law.

Our situation is not helped by the fact that there is some atheist satirist who does an impression of our Pastor Deacon Fred at atheist conventions. People hear about him and start rumors that they are the same person and that the real Landover Baptist Church is also just a joke. Some Atheists go so far as to vandalize our church's Wikipedia page to say that we are a satire.

Here is a link to the version of the Landover Baptist Wikipedia article before the vandals got hold of it.