Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I've heard of something called a "hybrid car" that is apparently another attempt by tree-hugging lieberals to put hard-working oil companies out of business, completely destroying the economy that they're already beating down after forcing banks to give high-risk mortgages to low-income "urban" welfare queens.
Now I'm not entirely sure what's being hybridized here, but I can only assume it's automobiles and Satan. I tell you, if the hippies are worried about the hoax of "global warming", wait until they get a taste of eternal heat.

[Talitha]

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I've heard of something called a "hybrid car" that is apparently another attempt by tree-hugging lieberals to put hard-working oil companies out of business, completely destroying the economy that they're already beating down after forcing banks to give high-risk mortgages to low-income "urban" welfare queens.
Now I'm not entirely sure what's being hybridized here, but I can only assume it's automobiles and Satan. I tell you, if the hippies are worried about the hoax of "global warming", wait until they get a taste of eternal heat.

It's just those Slant-eyed Japs again, Sis.
They know that there is nothing better for an American than a big V8 thundering away so they start some story about "global warming"

There was a rumor that Hummer were bringing out a Hybrid but Praise Jesus it got laughed out of the Board room.

These Hybrids might be something for a Lieberal minded so-called "Eco Warrior" but to my mind driving one of those Toyota Pious atrocities is like rubbing the nose of Jesus and America in the sand.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Now, GM has kowtowed to the politically correct agenda and come out with a hybrid Cadillac Escalade. I don't know who would buy such a thing, except uppity yet confused members of the Negro-American community.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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If it's one thing a tree hugging LIEbral likes to do it is whine. Now that cars are getting better gas mileage, the revenues from the gas taxes are declining. Now the LIEbrals are whining again and are threatening to raise the gas tax. You can never please a LIEbral, and their whining will be endless.

At least this British poofta has the right idea about these "prius" cars:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A hippie driving a hybrid car is no different than a witch wearing a cotton/wool blend. God hates it.

[Mr. Jingles]

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Let's call hybrid cars what they really are-fagmobiles.

[JennyD]

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There was a rumor that Hummer were bringing out a Hybrid but Praise Jesus it got laughed out of the Board room.

Sister, I was driving behind one this very afternoon, an H2 Hybrid!

It said "Hybrid" right on it!

I thought it was a gag, but then I saw that it had dealer plates . . .

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Sister, I was driving behind one this very afternoon, an H2 Hybrid!

It said "Hybrid" right on it!

I thought it was a gag, but then I saw that it had dealer plates . . .

Those sodomites will stop at nothing until they've sissified everything that represents True Christian™ True American™ masculinity. I suppose that next they'll order one in lavender and use it as a parade float at Gay Pride Day.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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These vehicles are like the automotive equivalent of the pagan Greek satyr-- half man, half goat. Or perhaps they're like the Centaur-- half man, half horse. In either case, they're an affront to God.

Seriously, what kind of twisted liberal mind would even come up with this perverted concept?

[sirgwl]

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Hybrid cars are just as evil as clothing of mixed origin. And anybody who wants to take care of our planet () can burn. Conserving resources? I mean c'mon. Not when the well-being of oil executives is at stake.

[WickedWitch]

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I'll tell ya what I want: I want a Chevrolet Volt (due to laugh in 2010). You have to drive it 65km before it even uses any gas at all. Talk about fuel efficiency!

[Mr. Jingles]

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I'll tell ya what I want: I want a Chevrolet Volt (due to laugh in 2010). You have to drive it 65km before it even uses any gas at all. Talk about fuel efficiency!

Here at Landover, we're interested in saving souls, not fuel.

[Nicole]

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Here at Landover, we're interested in saving souls, not fuel.

If you save fuel so the cars don't use it, then you save the earth. Because without the earth, there will be no souls to save.

[Talitha]

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If you save fuel so the cars don't use it, then you save the earth. Because without the earth, there will be no souls to save.

God gave us fuel to use.
What good is fuel if you just leave it where it is?

The Earth will not matter when Jesus returns.
It's any time soon. We True Christians(tm) will disappear up to Heaven

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you save fuel so the cars don't use it, then you save the earth. Because without the earth, there will be no souls to save.

True Christians(tm) aren't interested in saving the earth. We want to save souls. The earth doesn't matter. Jesus always wins.

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